You know you're a Homeschooler when....

Guess why all the Muslims have decided that homeschoolers are one of their first targets in America? :D nice thought btw… :D

Why have I not heard this before?

Do you have Crosstalk on your radio? If not, that's probably why. They tell and discuss a lot of the news that generally doesn't make it out there. They are also Christian too.

You forget to take your knife outa your pocket and walk into a school, police station, _and_ courthouse before you remember it's in your pocket... Oops. :D

I brought my knife into a school on Saturday…. And I've taken it into the police station so many times…. XD

…your house serves as a school, a library, a nursery, a gym, a farm, and…. oh yes, a home!

You forget to take your knife outa your pocket and walk into a school, police station, _and_ courthouse before you remember it's in your pocket... Oops. :D

I brought my knife into a school on Saturday.... And I've taken it into the police station so many times.... XD

Lol, at least when mine is in my pocket it looks like a phone. :D

…you reference something you recently learned in general conversation with a public-schooled kid your age and he/she doesn't know what you're talking about?

…..you find out on Memverse who Abi likes.

;p ;p

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

who? :P

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

facepalm
…
You're evil. Just evil.

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

*facepalm* ... You're evil. Just evil.

yup! U summed him up!

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

*facepalm* ... You're evil. Just evil.

yup! U summed him up!

Ikr!

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

*facepalm* ... You're evil. Just evil.

yup! U summed him up!

Ikr!

right! XP

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

Wait…… What…..?? facepalm

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

Wait...... What.....??

Don't listen to him! He's totally joking!

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

!http://static2.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/divergent-movie-eric-630.jpg?61f2b1!

Not a chance.

.....you find out on Memverse who Abi likes. ;p ;p

!http://static2.hypable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/divergent-movie-eric-630.jpg?61f2b1! Not a chance.

You know you're a homeschooler (or read too much) if you know that the guy above needs more piercings.

So I've heard. But it is not pleasing to the eyes so I'm glad they didn't put them all in.

So I've heard. But it is not pleasing to the eyes so I'm glad they didn't put them all in.

So I've heard. But it is not pleasing to the eyes so I'm glad they didn't put them all in.

Would've made it that much easier for you to dislike him. 'Cept, the movie was so rushed that you ended up disliking just about everything. XD

ah true….I did like it though. I haven't read le book yet!

^What movie are you all talking about?^

Um…could you take that off, please? It's rather ugly.

Um...could you take that off, please? It's rather ugly.

Apparently someone doesn't like divergent…

You only get the afternoon of Christmas Eve off because you are old enough to cook, but you get a fairly extensive break for the arrival of a baby.

I must not be a homeschooler, then. I've been on break since last week. XD

picks up my jaw off the floor Lucky.

*picks up my jaw off the floor* Lucky.

Continues 'till the first week of January, I believe. ;)

^Still doing Calc for fun though…gotta be doing something…^

*picks up my jaw off the floor* Lucky.

Continues 'till the first week of January, I believe. ;) ^Still doing Calc for fun though...gotta be doing _something_...^

Well, hopefully, I'll get the first week of January off… We don't want this baby to come any later than he needs to.

Ca- ca- ca- !!!!

gasp

choke

faints

*picks up my jaw off the floor* Lucky.

Continues 'till the first week of January, I believe. ;) ^Still doing Calc for fun though...gotta be doing _something_...^

Well, hopefully, I'll get the first week of January off... We don't want this baby to come any later than he needs to. Ca- ca- ca- !!!! *gasp* *choke* *faints*

It's not as bad as it sounds, really. :)

And then ya got me, who has…let's see, no break. ^Of course, even if I were on track, I'd probably still do school for the sake of getting ahead. But whatever.^

How could someone like something that has that in it? Actually, I don't know what 'Divergent' is, so no, I don't like it anyway.

I have seen people in real life with so many piercings on their face that you can barely see their face… :D

I have seen people in real life with so many piercings on their face that you can barely see their face... :D

Its like they tripped and their face landed in a box of fishing tackle.

I have seen people in real life with so many piercings on their face that you can barely see their face... :D

Its like they tripped and their face landed in a box of fishing tackle.

I personally think that tripping and falling in a box of fishing tackle would look better. :D

I have, too, but do we need to post pictures that are even less than that on here? It's certainly not profitable. And I don't think there's much we could say ':D' to in that…

we could say it looks dumb.
why not post pictures of tattoos and piercings? Anyway, tattoos an piercings are quite common in our culture. maybe we should talk about them.

Oh excuse you but I think tattoos and piercings are cool if they don't have to many.

Oh excuse you but I think tattoos and piercings are cool if they don't have to many.

Some tattoos are ok ^not saying I like them though… :D^ and piercings are ok, as long as there isn't too many of them, and they are in good taste. :D

Face piercings are Terribly impractical and having one pulled in a scuffle is no joke, and if theirs something attached dangling your opponent has a serious handle to pull you around with.

Tattoos are toxic ink that you pertinently have on you, and you will be slowly absorbing it for the rest of your life. ^as if there isn't enough of a drag on your liver from other things in our society^

Perhaps there are a few that look cool under certain light conditions… But not on me.

Face piercings are Terribly impractical and having one pulled in a scuffle is no joke, and if theirs something attached dangling your opponent has a serious handle to pull you around with. Tattoos are toxic ink that you pertinently have on you, and you will be slowly absorbing it for the rest of your life. ^as if there isn't enough of a drag on your liver from other things in our society^ Perhaps there are a few that look cool under certain light conditions... But not on me.

Agree with everything ya said. I don't wanna get my ears pierced because it would hurt if they got pulled out, and they would just be very in-practical I think facial piercings are gross. And tattoos… they are toxic, and very bad for you, and a lot of times look bad. So, I don't think either are necessarily wrong, but I don't think they are good… edit which is why I used the word "ok" in my previous post.

When you meet a bunch of the people you know in the library… On Tuesday in the morning.

...You don't know what the Pledge of Allegiance is ...You don't care what the Pledge of Allegiance is ...If you do know what the Pledge of Allegiance is, you have no clue what it says

WHAAAAAT!???????? That's if you _do_ go to school!!!!! If you're a homeschooler you say "...one nation, *_UNDER GOD_*..." !!!!

Ummm… At schools they make you say it every day. For us, we never have to say it.

Sometimes. But anytime we recite the Pledge we emphasize "under God". ;)

I have seen a person with so many tattoos on their arms that I thought they were wearing a long-sleeve shirt under their white one… XD

I have seen a person with so many tattoos on their arms that I thought they were wearing a long-sleeve shirt under their white one... XD

That's why they call it a tattoo sleeve, little one.

I have seen a person with so many tattoos on their arms that I thought they were wearing a long-sleeve shirt under their white one... XD

That's why they call it a tattoo sleeve, little one.

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Face piercings are Terribly impractical and having one pulled in a scuffle is no joke, and if theirs something attached dangling your opponent has a serious handle to pull you around with. Tattoos are toxic ink that you pertinently have on you, and you will be slowly absorbing it for the rest of your life. ^as if there isn't enough of a drag on your liver from other things in our society^ Perhaps there are a few that look cool under certain light conditions... But not on me.

Agree with everything ya said. I don't wanna get my ears pierced because it would hurt if they got pulled out, and they would just be very in-practical I think facial piercings are gross. And tattoos... they _are_ toxic, and very bad for you, and a lot of times look bad. So, I don't think either are necessarily wrong, but I don't think they are good... *edit* which is why I used the word _"ok"_ in my previous post.

When I first got my ears pierced I was afraid my baby sister would pull them out, but soon learned they will stay in no matter what, even if you want to get them out. My mom and I spent like ten minutes on each earring trying to get them out. XD They are a pain though, you have to put some kind of solution on them every morning and night. It's annoying.
My uncle has a tattoo on his leg of Snoopy from Charlie Brown. I don't mind that. I don't mind little tattoos as long as they're not bad. But I would never get one, because I'd probably regret later. And you might say, "Well, what if you regret getting your ears pierced?" If I ever regret I can just let the holes close up. There will still be a little mark but you can only see it if you look really close up.

Anyway…. I've rambled long enough.

You might be a homeschooler if… you hope to study WWII during Winter Break :).

…you find yourself eating breakfast, watching a chemistry video, and taking notes for a psychology research paper–all at the same time.

…you randomly ask people, "Were you homeschooled?"

And the response is usually, "Yes, how did you know??"

It takes one to know one, y'know?

…you check out a bunch of veggietales movies from the library. For yourself. XD