Brickmaster 2.0

Jarvis alerts me *banks out of the way* LATER! *rockets at full speed toward Skittles factory*

looks away in disgust Yuck! I hate skittles!

Well, even more for me! keeps going

I can still go after you! dives after Sam

YIPE! looks up from eating Skittles Well, gotta go! tries to fly away, slammed into ground by Ian WHOOF!

replaces falcon with honey badger powers Now I got you!

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!! jumps out of a nearby tree

Hey! You're back!

from the air Yup!

struggles on ground Let me go!

hovering in the air I think you're talking to the wrong person!! dumps a bucket of glow-in-the-dark liquid on you

Quick turn out the lights so we can see him but he can't see us. barely struggles to keep Sam on the ground

Uh, we're outside, aren't we? blocks the sunrays

Well I guess he did break down the wall.

What wall? the skittle factory?

Yeah. He was eating skittles.

Where did he go?

I think I accidentally knocked him out.

blasts ground under me, throwing me and Ian into the air Hah, couldn't hold me for long! See ya! rockets off

Ow! takes out bow and arrows I'm glad I brought these. shoots Sam out of the air

suddenly appears out of thin air Not so fast! chases Sam

I have an idea! Can't we troll on here? Once we capture him of course. ;) lol

Sure, why not? But I have to admit, it might not happen anytime soon. It's kinda hard to capture someone who doesn't even seem to be anywhere around.

Hey, I'll help! :) I still have my spaceship here, and it has a heat-tracker; we'll find him soon…

Thanks! I think the heat-tracker might come in handy. Unless he's in the Southern Hemisphere, then the heat-tracker would go crazy. ;)

Lol. My kittens will sniff him out. Lol

Oh, darn……JARVIS! <Yes sir?> What's the best way to outrun these guys? *I barrel-loop away from SBG's spaceship, and zoom off toward the Sahari Desert* WOOO-HOO!

sees Sam zoom past spaceship Hey! There he is! sends a missile after him

telaports to the Sahari Desert were is he?

GONE!!!!!!!

Probably hiding in the sand somewhere, because my missile is just flying around in circles! Wait, it's coming back toward us!! Get out of the way!! grabs jetpack and rocket launcher and jumps out of spaceship BOOOMM!!! spaceship blows up behind me

Uh-oh! This isn't a jetpack…. IT'S A BACKPACK!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! begins to plummet toward the ground

bursts out of sand Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! flies into SBG's abandoned spaceship With a few mods, I can fix this thing! fixes ship and flies away

checks in backpack as he plummets to the ground Hey, I have a parachute in here! Whaddya know! opens parachute and floats to the ground safely I wonder what else I've got in this backpack… finds toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, comb, mirror, and a syringe full of green liquid What's this syringe doing here? Hmm… It says "For Gamma Radiation"… Maybe it'll protect me from gamma rays! Cool! shoots himself with it

Now, how am I supposed to catch up to Sam? Maybe there's something else in this backpack… checks the backpack and finds an inflatable racecar Awesome! inflates it and zooms toward the spaceship

finds a grappling gun in the backpack Man, this backpack is useful! drives right under spaceship, fires grappling gun at it, and starts to climb up Man… gasp this… gasp is… gasp hard… gasp work… climbs into spaceship and collapses on the ground in exhaustion Can… barely… breath… heartbeat… must be… really high…

looks around and sees SBG HUH? How'd you get in here!

Wh–what's hap–happening to m–me…? Why is m–my skin tur–turning green?? turns into a huge green monster HULK SMASH!!!!!!!

telaports wow! The hulk is huge!!!!!!!!! jaw drops

grabs Sam from cockpit HULK SMASH IRONMAN!!!! jumps out of spaceship and smashes Sam to the ground

kicks SBG off Man, that was unexpected! weapons flip out from slots on suit Make your move, Reindeer Games!

punches Sam to Spain

lands hard OOF! groans Bad move! starts flying back

jumps as high and far as he can and slams straight into Sam OOF!! both fall into the Mediterranean Sea

GAH! falls into shark's mouth Wow. It certainly isn't pretty in here. blasts missiles into shark, blowing it up Wow, that certainly was a Jonah moment. <I wouldn't consider him a role model sir.> Sure Jarvis. Now, where'd that green dude go?

swims at light speed to Sardinia, then jumps to the coast of Libya to find his spaceship WHERE MY SHIP?!?! sees it and jumps onto it

sees Nicohulk on ship He found it? Well, might as well give him a warm welcome! blasts ship with uni-beam

grabs another rocket launcher and jumps out of spaceship as it explodes again ROAR!!!! lands on ground and fires rockets at Sam

Jarvis, Combat Mode! <Already done sir!> I see targets on each rocket Lock on targets and fire mini-missiles! *my missiles hit your rockets and explode* Alright! *I fly toward you at Mach 3*

jumps into the air and makes Sam crash into the ground SMASH!! runs back to destroyed spaceship to retrieve things from the wreckage