Brickmaster 2.0

grabs the useful backpack from the ship and checks to see what else is in it. sees an unlabeled syringe of red liquid and shoots himself with it, thinking it will make him stronger. he shrinks back to normal size Rats, that was a bad idea. Well, maybe I can find something useful in here… finds the controls to a remote-controlled attack jet Awesome!

looks at battered armor Man, I can't use this anymore! Jarvis! <static Ye-sir?> Send over War Machine! <Y-s -ir!> War Machine Armor lands, and I switch into it Heh, awesome! sees attack jet YIPE! starts to fly away

uses controls to fire a storm of bullets on Sam I've got him now!

I wish I had some more people on my side… checks in backpack to see what else is in it, and finds a case of two hundred toy robots Cool! I wish these were more than toys though… suddenly sees that each robot has a tiny green button on its head Hmm, I wonder what this does. presses button on one of the robots, and it becomes a life-size attack bot! Awesome! presses the buttons on all of the robots and commands them to go and attack Sam <Right away, sir>

Jarvis? <Over 100 targets sir.> Tell me something I don't know! Best call? Okay then, retreating it is! *flies away at Mach 2*

bots start up their jetpacks and zoom after Sam Let's check the backpack again…. finds another jetpack and directions to a suit of armor similar to the armor the bots have Cool! Let's go find that suit!

flies to Browns Stadium Here? Nah, too many losses here. flies to Buckingham Palace, but is chased away by beefeaters Meanies! flies to New York Perfect!

zooms to where the map tells him to find the suit–the Grand Canyon Okay, the map says to go into this cave over here… goes into cave, finds armor, and puts it on Great! giant spider suddenly attacks him from behind Gaah! Get away, you overgrown arachnid! blasts the spider to bits Now to go get Sam in New York…

flies to top of Empire State building and starts doing the Robot Oh yeah! Check this out!

zooms up to the Empire State Building with his robot army Check THIS out! all fire at Sam

screams and falls off Empire State Building AH! Okay, I'm NEVER doing the Robot again! hovers, then starts firing shoulder-mounted chaingun EAT THIS!

dodges bullets Woah! That was close! watches some of the robots falling in flames from the sky NO!! Stop shooting my robots! slams into Sam as hard as he can

staggers back a bit Oh yeah? headbutts Nicholas Take that! fires on more robots

glares at Sam for misspelling his name (and for headbutting him) I said, STOP SHOOTING MY ROBOTS!!!! blasts him to Russia

jumps out of nowhere and starts shooting arrows Ha! I finally caught up to you!

Since when did captain America shoot arrows? Lol jk

lands in Moscow Ow. arrow slams into arm YOWP! HUH? arrow explodes ARGH! Where are you?!?

I actually do have my own arrows.

BOO!!! I LOVE archery!!

checks backpack again and finds forcefield generator Wow! What DOESN'T this backpack have?? turns it on and a forcefield covers his entire robot army Cool! heads toward Moscow

JARVIS! <Yes sir?> Scan for that mean arrow-firing-dude! <Already done sir. Proceed to target?> Yes! flies toward Ian, knocking him down Now I've got you! pins Ian to ground

looks on ground What's this? picks up Captain America shield Awesome! hits Sam in head

blinks War Machine suit dude. slaps Ian in head

Ow! looks around for someone Help!

Hey guys, can you tell me where Sam is? <Over there, fighting with Captain America, sir> Thanks! flies over to the two Better get off of him, Cap! I'm about to fire!

Thanks! kicks Sam into air and does a triple back flip

Yipes! Jarvis, lock target! Fire! *Fires missiles at Nicolas*

Fire, bots! bullets and missiles collide, and there is a huge explosion

flies through explosion and grabs Nicolas, spinning him in front of me Okay you little bots, FIRE! snickers

Not so fast! shoots rocket arrow which grabs Sam and hurls him into the ocean

Hey, I've got a forcefield! You can't just fly through my forcefield! (Oh yeah, and when the bots hear someone other than me tell them to do something, they automatically fire at the person. Watch out! :P)

Oh yeah…..darn. uses chaingun to open fire on bots while dodging Ian's arrow

Hey, didn't you read my comment?? My forcefield is around my entire army! :P But I guess that isn't really fair… Maybe I'll change that in a few comments. ;D

Uh oh! * arrow accidentally grabs me and hurls me into ocean* Ahhh! * puts on scuba gear*

bullets bounce off bots Oh darn. flies away at Mach 4

Let's follow him! flies toward him so fast that he crashes into a mountain; force field flickers for a few seconds, then drops Rats! That forcefield was so cool! Whatever, I've still got over a hundred bots. Now, where'd he go? <He's over the Indian Ocean, sir> Thanks! Let's get him!

flies down into Indian Ocean, accidentally crashing into Ian Oh, it's YOU! fires palm repulsors TASTE THIS!!

Hey, could one of you bots get Sam away from Ian? *bot goes and kicks Sam away from Ian*

• blows underwater whistle* Take this! dolphin jumps out of water and takes a chunk of Sams armor Thanks Flash.

Thanks, you just helped me find a point of weakness! Bots, fire!

Huh? A DOLPHIN?!? fires missiles at dolphin sings Give me that Filet-O-Fish, give me that Fish…….

Your welcome.

bots shoot at Sam's weak spot Hahahaha! We've finally got you!

Hey Sam! You gotta speak Dolphinese. starts making clicks and whistles Translation: Attack!

Hey, if you can call dolphins, can you call sharks? That could be helpful! :D Wait, where'd Sam go? He was right there!

Sorry I can't call sharks, but I can call two other dolphins. * blows whistle and a black dolphin and a common dolphin come* Meet Squeak and Blue.

armor starts to fall off Uh-oh. sighs I didn't want to use this, I've even been told not to, but you leave me no choice! pulls out tube with strange black liquid inside

What is that?

Uh-oh! flies away as fast as he can

I've got a bad feeling about this. * whistles and the dolphins drag me away*