Brickmaster 2.0

Sure! lands in Apple building Hey, can I see the iPhone 6?

5 MINUTES LATER……

flies out of building and lands upside-down in fron of a McDonalds Rats. I didn't know War Machine was doing duty as a security guard. Oh well. flies off

jumps out from behind building and grabs Sam in giant squid mode Gotcha!

AHH! NOT GIANT SQUID MODE! starts struggling against tentacles Lemme go!

Yes! I finally got to use the serrated cutting suction cups! wraps Sam up I don't think so Sam.

voice is muffled by tentacles MPHT MUHHH GUH!! HUH DUH! FUDH MILS! missiles hit tentacles, blowing some up Finally, I can see!

Ouch! You know I have 8 arms and 2 tentacles right? By the way, what did you say?

OOC(Out Of Character. It means I'm not RPing right now):I said LET ME GO! FINE THE, FIRE MISSILES! I actually put my hand over my mouth and said it, and tried to type what it sounded like.

IC(In Character. It means I AM RPing right now): 8 arms? How do you sleep at night?!?! fires repulsors

gets flung into building Ouch! And for the record, giant squids have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. just don't ask me the difference, it would take a little while.

starts to fly away Yeah, well I don't have time right now to go into marine animal biology. SEE YA!

Hey! flops down I need to deactivate giant squid powers. deactivates into normal iron man suit Here I come!

sees Ian getting quickly closer Uh-oh. Him! forgets to look where going, crashes into building "WAHH-"^CRASH, BASH, CRACKLE^ gets up shakily Where am I? Oh. sees army of stormtropers in robtic armor in fron of him Huh? Vader stands up and yells ATTACK! I shake my head This can't be real! blasts start coming toward me Well, those look pretty real! YIPES! runs

Whoa stormtroopers! And Darth Vader! crashes into same building Ouch! Well, at least I didn't forget this. pulls out blue lightsaber

Heh, ready for some fun? HUD switches to Combat Mode inside helmet, and weapons flip out

OOC: What's HUD?

OOC: Heads Up Display. All the symbols and maps and stuff that were floating in front of Tony Stark's head in the Iron Man and Avengers movies.

avoids all weapons and jumps on Sam Yeah, I'm ready for some fun!

Okay, LET'S DO IT TO IT! pauses Man, that's getting sorta old. Should we have a new battle cry?

Oh, I thought you were attacking me! jumps off Sam Well, I'm ready to take these guys out!

Uh, no, I wasn't. And, what do you think our battle cry should be? Ninja-go? Avengers Assemble? Titans Together?

I don't know, Redwall maybe?

Sounds good. How about Eulalia?

zips over to same building Who cares what our battle cry is?? You're getting shot at! pulls out lightsaber and begins battling his way to Darth Vader

Oh well, I guess. starts firing at stormtroopers TASTE THIS!!

swings and slices at stormtroopers Come on, Darth Coward! Come and fight us! pauses Wait a minute. Why am I using a lightsaber? I'm the Hulk! HULK SMASH STORMTROOPERS!!

snickers Had to think about that for a sec, huh? fires missiles at stormtooper squad Bucketheads! You guys want trouble? I'M A FULL-ON BUFFET! slams into a stormtrooper

hurls stormtrooper into wall Man, how many of these are there? Wait, there's Vader! Get over here, Ani!

Vader starts choking you DON'T CALL ME ANI!!!!! I snicker I guess that's why he turned to he dark side! I fire missiles at Vader

Dude, I'm the Hulk. Force chokes have nothing on me. slams Vader with fist

Vader flies 50 feet backward Wow. That must've been painful! fires repulsors at stormtrooper

Vader runs off choking Coward! Whatever, I'll find you later. Right now I have to deal with your little army here… kicks stormtrooper into the air

stomps stormtrooper into ground Whoo, this is fun! sees Vader Hey, you know why the Sith crossed the road? The answer is: to have a BOMB! Here's a bomb, go catch it son! fires missile at Vader

Vader dodges missile only to find himself in a lightsaber lock with me Go ahead Darthy, try to escape.

snickers Heh, pound him Ian! Whoa! TIE fighters fly in, peppering us with fire YIES! dodges left Rrrrrar! Jarvis! Find me a weak spot! <Yes sir!>

does back flip over Vader, lands, and disarms him in one fell swoop Surrender!

Now that was slick! fires missile at engine of TIE fighter, causing it to go KA-BOOM Whoof! falls to the ground in shower of debris Well, that was fun!

Yeah it was. Now what should we do with him? gestures to Vader with lightsaber

Ummm, slice him? Nah, I don't feel like cleaning up today. Waitaminute, how'd he get to New York anyway?

leaps into the air, about to smash Vader into the ground, but Vader suddenly disappears OOF! slams into the ground Oh, brilliant. Were we fighting with a hologram?? That might explain why Darth Vader was in New York… :P

Yes! It was I who created the hologram of Vader! I who sent the TIE fightersand storm troopers! Me, the Mandarin! That was only a distraction so my army of robot chickens- I mean ninjas- could over take New York City! Look around! Your precious city is in flames! mwahahahahahahahahaha chokes and gags because evil laughs make you do that :)

Augh! Ironman's worst enemy! Wait a minute. So what? I'm not Ironman! Haha! HULK SMASH PUNY MANDARIN!! runs toward MandaWinner, taking down ninjas on the way

Oh boy gulps Robot chicken ninjas attack!! runs away to invisible ship but bangs his head on invisible wing oww! *climbs in ship and blasts off to China.

Not this time! rockets after Mandarin to China

OOC: By the way, is Iron Patriot in Iron Man 3 gonna be Norman Osborn?

Idk what that even means. Lol

Alright, Sam, you go fight MandaWinner, and I'll stay here and try to save New York. HULK SMASH NINJAS!!

Got it boss! fires repulsors at Manda's ship Knock-knock, is Mandy inside? I've got a VERY specail present just for him!

slices ten chicken ninjas I'll stay with you SBG.

Holy cow this is something

Have you read the entire thing yet?

I know right. Lol

Whoah. Did you do that on purpose, Danielle? That's, like, Sam's all-time favorite phrase. ;D