Brickmaster 2.0

Ship explodes Hey! Watch where you're shooting, mister! Hey are you guys going to jump me?! That is so unfair! Oh wait, I forgot I have an army of robotic chicken ninjas! Robot chicken ninjas! Chicken Leg formation! Puts on Iron Man suit I stole from Sam when he wasn't looking If we win, the first round of takeouts on me, boys. Mandarin Chicken! Flies toward SBG and Ian

R u serious? Lol :) my mom always teases me that I say that about everything! Lol :)

shoots explosive arrow at SoulWinner which attaches to him

Oh, wonderful. And now Ironsam won't be here to help us for a week! (He told me he's studying for a CLEP test….) So… HULK SMASH CHICKENS!!!!

On the Lego message board… Hmmm very interesting was of studying lol jk!

smashes robot ninja chickens into smithereens Man, this is fun! sees giant chicken-shaped ship suddenly appear in the sky Whoah. Not fun.

sees ship Not fun indeed!

Error sound you just violated the copyrights of The Avenger. clears through the FBI will be here shortly. Lol

Oh well. Something more to smash! jumps up into the ship and begins smashing it from the inside

jumps onto ship Whoa! This is a weird ship. feels the side of it It's made out of rubber!

Well, easier for me to blast! fires missiles at ship

Sam's missiles bounce off Uh… actually, I think it's quite the opposite. I think we'll have to crash this thing! heads toward the cockpit, smashing ninja chickens on the way

Okay then, LASERS ON! I fire my lasers at it, causing the rubber to melt

jumps away from lasers Hey! Watch it! Also, it will take you forever to melt this entire ship. heads toward one of the engines

runs into the cockpit and meets a giant chicken Chicken: BWOK. Me: SMASH. slams chicken in the head, smashes the window, and throws the chicken out Well, that was easier than I thought it would be. Now to crash this thing… Hmm… What does this button do? pushes big red button that says DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON on it

Uh oh! :)

<Self-destruct initiated. Ship will explode in 10, 9, 8…> Yipe! Time to go! Adios! jumps out of ship

Heh heh heh! Bye bye bad guys! ship starts to fall Have a nice trip! See you next fall! snickers

[Sorry to interrupt the fun…but I wanted to tell Sam something. Regarding our conversation the other day about music, since you let me know what kind of music you like, I thought I'd let you sample some of the music I like :) If you go under grooveshark (a place to find music for free, you probably already knew that, but in case you didn't…) you can find a piece entitled 'For the Glory of the Lord" or "Faithful I will Be". They're by Soundforth Singers and Orchestra. Let me know you what you think :D]

You may all continue on, now…. :D

lands right next to Sam You could have told me it was gonna blow! By the way, Where is SoulWinner?

I don't know… Maybe he'll show up sooner or later. In the meantime, let's destroy the rest of his army here! begins to smash ninja chickens again, wondering how chickens could possibly be good ninjas

It's a good start. slices ten chickens in half with lightsaber

blasts chickens with missiles Okay, now I'm hungry. Can we go out for some shwarma after this? I don't know what is is, but I wanna try it!

Na. I'm in the mood for Chick-fil-a. shoots arrow into chicken's mouth

LOL, Sam. :D smashes chicken and hurls it to the moon This is starting to get boring… Is anyone going to come up with some surprising twist again? :)

Here's the exact link:

http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Faithful+I+Will+Be/8479107

pushes a button that was just lying around; the ground randomly opens up
waits to see how they're going to get out of THIS one, because this thread really is getting amusing

I'm listening, and it's really nice! Those people are some talented singers, and their lyrics are amazing! It's really nice, and I see why you like it! :-) But I still like Tenth Avenue North!

Whoa! jumps out of the way Now that's a twist!

sees ground open up Huh? suddenly, a kitten climbs out A kitten? AWWW! goes down to the kitty and starts petting it

Carissa - I really like that! That's the kind of music I like too :)

Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, it just came out of the ground.

(giant mechanical claw armed with a zillion machine guns pops out of the hole in the ground after luring everybody nearer to the hole with an adorable kitten)
By the way, I am NOT controlling this claw. I also jumped out of the way when you guys did, because I don't want to fall into a gaping hole in the earth any more than you do.

stares at Ian Dude, it's a KITTEN! What's it gonna do? Cute me to death? the kitten makes a CLINK sound Huh? 'Sup kit? What's goin- the kitten transforms into a giant kitty mech, with Bowser inside AH!

Look out Sam! jumps and knocks Sam out of the way

Whew, thanks Ian! the giant Bowser-Kitten robot stomps the ground )YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!( BoKittenMech blasts fire from it's mechanical mouth at us MOVE! I grab Ian and fly out of the way

Did you forget about the giant claw? fly's right into it

I SOOO like this music :D

OOF! starts bending giant claw into a spiral Gotta love super-strength!

Here I'll help. fly's off in with iron man suit Activate! gains strength with elephant powers

(a winged horse suddenly lands nearby)
(to horse) Hi, Fledge. Nice of you to drop by for me. There's some really strange stuff going on here…why don't we just hang around, though, and see what happens without having to worry about dropping into giant holes or getting attacked by kittens that aren't kittens? climbs onto horse
(horse flies up into the air and circles around so I can still see what's going on without worrying about my safety)
Sure, call me scared. And who wouldn't be? I left all my armor at home! How would I know there was going to be a great big battle?

Okay, time to do that hero thing! throws claw at BowsKitteMech Taste this! BowsKitteMech grabs it and smashes it (FOOL! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE MIGHTY BOWSER( I smile You wanna bet? Iron Suit, Sonic Style! my suit morphs, until I look like a robotic version of Sonic( not Metal Sonic( for those of you who know who he is) Okay, now, HERE'S HEDGEHOG IN YOUR EYE! I Sonic Spin into the eye of the BowsKitteMech )ROAR!!!(

Nice one! grabs Bowser with trunk and smashes him into the ground

without Bowser, the mech turns back into a kitten )meow( Uh-uh, not kitties! kicks kitty back into giant hole Bye bye! looks at Bowser What do we do with him?

Pick him up and throw him back into the giant hole?

Sounds like fun! suddenly, the hole closes up Oh. Rats. Now what?

looks over and realizes Bowser is gone He must have escaped while we were talking!

(now…a huge spaceship zooms in out of the sky and crashes into the ground; several dozen strange creatures, armed to the teeth, leap out of it, brandishing powerful guns; now there's a new enemy to face)
I'm feeling like I'm a bad guy here, because I'm coming up with villains. (to horse) Fledge, I feel like a bad guy. Let's go back to the castle and get my armor so I can prove to everybody that I am NOT a bad guy.
flies off on horse

smiles and cracks knuckles Heh, looks like an invitation to party! What do you say Ian? Shall we knock these guys back where they came from?