Brickmaster 2.0

groans Not more aliens! I'm in!

Spins toward aliens Woo-HOO!

smashes alien with shield What are these? They don't look like the aliens we fought before!

They aren't.

stomps on alien head I dunno, but I do know that they look hungry for some knuckle sandwiches!

shoots arrow into aliens head Well I'm ready to give them some!

slams two alien heads together And we're a full-on buffet!

Special delivery! slices alien legs off with lightsaber

uppercuts alien ON THE HOUSE!

alien grabs leg Hey, didn't I just kill you! kicks alien off

(comes back on Fledge, wearing armor and chain mail and all that good stuff, and with at least half a dozen swords)
You guys don't look like you need any help at the moment. I'll just stay up here for now.

looks up from hitting alien What're those, the Seven Ancient Swords?

Some of them are. I was hoping they'd start glowing or something, since I didn't have a lightsaber.

snickers Well, are you gonna watch, or come down here and lend a hand? slaps alien

I don't know yet; I'm trying to decide…well, I guess I might as well.
(Fledge dives and lands on the ground)
jumping off Fledge and drawing two of my swords For Narnia!

And for ASLAN! punches alien

Right. Thanks. For Narnia AND FOR ASLAN!
(it's funny, but whenever they only say "for Narnia" they generally lose the battle, but when they say "for Narnia and for Aslan" they generally win? With the exception of the sea serpent battle…)

True…..alien jumps on me, and tackles me OOF! Just a sec…..throws alien off and slams it on ground

gets one sword knocked out of my hand; draws another one How many aliens are left, anyway?

defeats an alien and grabs his gun; sheathes one sword

(cell phone rings; don't ask ME how it got here; I'm as confused as you are) Oh, nuts! picks up phone and talks on it while dueling with an alien Hello? … What? I'm already– … Well, okay, just a minute, I'm kind of … finished off alien and turns to fight another … y'see, I'm sort of in the middle of a battle … I'm hurrying it as fast as I can! … Yeah, I guess I'll see ya' then … okay, bye. (to Sam) High King Peter says there's a whole army of werewolves trying to take Cair Paravel, and he was wondering if I could come give him a hand…I guess I'll be seeing you later. jumps onto Fledge

It looks like Sam and Ian have got this alien attack under control, so I'll come help you and Peter with the werewolves. Lead the way!

All right. (to Fledge) You don't mind having two riders, right?
(Fledge) Right.
(me again) All right, SavedByGrace. Hop on! (to Fledge) Let's go!

I might not be on the forums for a couple of days, so…tell High King Peter I'll come as soon as I can, and kill a couple of werewolves for me. Also, we probably have a suit of armor your size in the royal armory; ask Queen Susan about it. Here, you take Fledge. I see one of my griffin friends coming. He said he'd pick me up. hops onto griffin (to SavedByGrace) See you later!

See you later! To Narnia, Fledge! zooms off toward a picture of a ship inside a wardrobe in a train station and suddenly disappears

Yeah, we've got this! spin dashes into alien Woo-hoo!

appears near Cair Paravel I don't think I'll need that armor from the palace, seeing as I'm the Hulk… Time to smash some wolverines! Let's do this thing! runs over to the castle to help the Narnians

another alien grabs leg Ahh! I think these guys keep on coming back to life! slices alien's head off

arrives in front of the palace HULK SMASH WOLVE– gets hit in the head with an arrow OUCH! What was that?? turns around and sees all the Narnian archers begin to shoot at him Hey! Stop that! I'm on your side! gets hit by a boulder from a catapult Ow! Quit it, you guys! Looks like I'm going to have to have a talk with the high king… heads into the castle

Huh?!? alien slams me with muscled arm Gleep! Ow. I punch alien, but alien blocks and hits me back with my speed Whoa! Ian, these dudes seem to acquire our abilities as we defeat 'em!

Uh, maybe we should stop fighting them. alien knocks me off my feet

Then what do we do? Ow! alien hits face Wait, maybe if we had one finisher, one ultra-move that could wipe 'em all out! But what?

I don't know. Oof! alien flips me over An atomic bomb?

Yip! dodges alien blow Nah, we'd be blowing ourselves up too, not to mention what it'd do to real estate values around here….

Maybe we should get off the ground for now. takes off

Yup! Agreed! Sonic Suit morphs into Tails Suit, and I fly Okay, I'm thinking it's time we leave, like, now! Maybe to Stark Tower. flies off

Hey wait for me! flies after Sam

Narnians scream and run away as Hulk enters the palace Calm down, you guys! I'm here to help! random guy runs up to him, swinging his sword and shouting Oh, for Pete's sake. shouts at the top of his lungs I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY!!!! man skids to a stop and scratches his head
(Man:) Uh… okay. Then why are you here?
(Me:) I'm here to help! How many times do I have to say it? I was sent by someone named Abi. Maybe you know her? man's eyes grow wide
(Man:) Come with me! I'll take you to the king!
(Me:) Great!

Nooooooo!!!!! My beatiful chickens! sobs uncontrolably then starts munching on a chicken leg that happened to be cooked do to sams lasers This isn't too bad. Who knew I had such tasty minions. I think I'll just go back to China and forget this ever happened! cya! sees big alien ship and Ian and sam fighting aliens gulps Yea, I think I'll take the express plane! Turns around and smacks into a huge buff alien**alien growls Oh boy! I pull out my awesome staff of awesomeness and cut his head off, but it regrows and now he has a staff just like mine What in the world! Guys they regenerate AND take our powers!! We're in big trouble!
P.S. Sorry the reason I haven't been on in awhile is because I was in Springfield, Missouri for the National Homeschool Basketball Tournament.

P.P.S. @SBG I don't think anyone else noticed but your little Narnia thing with the wardrobe and ship picture and train station had me cracking up because you combined the three ways that they had gotten into narnia in the movies. That was extremely funny :D

Calls MandaWinner Yo, come over to Stark Tower if you're interested in helping!

OOC: Okay, I was wondering! And I was cracking up too!

Ok! I'll be over there in a bit. I'm kinda surrounded by aliens…

OOC: It's really nice up there and cold. I saw some of the whitest snow in my life up there ,because in Texas we don't get a lot of snow. I went to this restaurant where they throw rolls at you It was extremely fun lol :D

If you'd wanted to add the books, too, SavedByGrace, you should have put on a green ring before getting into Narnia. Or jumped off a cliff in a forest behind a locked gate. (Or gotten into a train wreck, but that would be just plain depressing, so never mind about that one.)
jumps off of griffin onto castle tower Well, I'm back… …sheesh, that's a lot of werewolves. And what's that…a minotaur? They brought MINOTAURS?? That is SO not fair! I guess I'll work with the archers today…I haven't been trained to fight minotaurs yet…oh, well, I'd better get busy. pulls out an arrow and fits it to my bow Hmm…I wonder what SBG is up to?

Cold? In Missouri? Oh, yes! There's snow here right now. (I live in southern Illinois, the land of weird weather.) It snowed a lot on Palm Sunday this year.
Oh! And it's nice and cold in Narnia, too…lots of snow… lets arrow fly and takes out another one …at least, there used to be…not ALL the time any more… shoots arrow well, are you going to help us out? continues to shoot arrows Hm…have YOU been trained to fight minotaurs? I don't see SBG…maybe he hasn't arrived yet…

finishes off a minotaur and looks around at SBG (Hulk) Woa-HEllo! What on earth! I thought we got rid of all the ogres in Narnia…wait, YOU'RE not any species of ogre that I've ever dealt with!

flies into Stark Tower Hey, we need a special weapon over here! It needs to fire blasts so powerful that they can't be countered! Omega-Beam-Emitter falls next to me Random Engineer: There you go! Me: Thanks! Okay Ian, you grab that end, and I'll grab this end, and we'll haul it out!

realizes I'm out of arrows Nertz! I'd better go refill my quiver. Or maybe I'll have to have a nice face-to-face introduction to those minotaurs… looks down at all those big, 9-foot-tall sharp-horned monsters …um, let me go get some arrows. slides off of tower into courtyard

Hmmm…I wonder if it can talk at all! (to SBG) CAN you talk?

runs toward the armory to get more arrows What would I give to have a magic automatically-refilling quiver like Queen Susan! (She actually does, you know. Did you notice she never runs out of arrows?) refills quiver and heads back towards tower I wish it worked like in the movies. You know, like when the archers fire and half the bad guys fall over. climbs up tower Hullo! There's SBG! Why is he talking to the High King? I'd better go see what's up. But…that means fighting minotaurs…yipes. Oh, but maybe not! Maybe Fledge or Eucalypse (that's the griffin that brought me) could take me down there.

BTW, Sam, I think that these battles are telling us more about you than your original post on this thread ever did!

Sure thing Sam! grabs weapon Wow, this thing is heavy!

I think that's sorta the point! starts to fly, slowly Ooomph! Okay, let's get this thing over there!