The Lord of the Rings

It's Tauriel. And I saw her in the behind-the-scenes disc on the Hobbit DVD.

Really what did they say about her there?! (Besides the actor was a girl in the TV show lost)

The leader looked at Legobaldguy206
Leader Guy Thingy:Hey, you, take these naughty hobbits to the Main Police Station.
Legobaldguy206:Yes sir.
Legobaldguy206 brought them to the Shire Monorail and they took it to Hobbiton. They got off at Hobbiton, and Legobaldguy started leading them to the Station. It was a sad walk for the 4 hobbits. The people were sad. Many of the shops and house and hobbit holes were closed down and were torn down. Instead VERY ugly brick buildings were built. There was a ton of smoke in the air, and the Shire lost it's nice fresh air. There were police officers walking around the place, making sure no one broke any of the 100,000,000,000,000 laws they had. They went to the police station.
Police guy:You have broken the law. That is a bad thing. Your taxes have been raised by 67.99214626%. You can not take any of the public transportation. You…
Frodo: Don't tell us what to do. We are a part of the Free Shire. We have rights. Go away and leave the us our peace!
Police guy: Sorry, but we are in charge. You must obey US!!!
Pippin: Errrrr… I know some Karate!
Pippin went over and kicked the police guy. Except, he missed the police guy. His leg flew into the air, and he lost his balance and fell and hurt his nose.
Police Guy:Your rudeness is equal to a very bad punishment, which you will fall under forever. I will never change my mind to free you.
Sam throws a big bag of M&Ms and him.
Police guy:Mmmmm! CHOCOLATE! (They don't sell chocolate in the Shire anymore). You are free to go.
4 Hobbits:YAY!
To be continued…

The 4 hobbits left the police station and they all started heading towards Byte End. However, a big roadblock was in the way.
Merry: So where shall we go?
Sam:We could go to Prof. Cotton's House!
Frodo: Okay.
They walked over to the Cotton Home. Sam pressed the doorbell and Lily Cotton answered
Lily:Hello there. Are you new hobbi-SAAAAAAAMMMMM!!! AND FRODO AND MERRY AND PIPPIN YOU ARE BACK!!! COME IN!
She brought them into their living room. Prof. Cotton, a teacher at the University of Hobbiton, and Rosie were there.
Rosie: Hello people! Where have you been?
Frodo:We went on a big trip and saw a big volcano!
Merry:And we met talking trees!
Sam:And we had a big pie fight!
Pippin:And I found a REAL LIGHTSABER!
Frodo:We just came back on our journey, and can we stay here? And what has happened?
Prof. Cotton: You can stay here. You just have to sleep in the Garage because we don't have any room in the house. Just then, somebody else came down.
Rosie:This is 1932base. He lives in the Southern Shire but it is very rough there, so he is staying with us.
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin: BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
1932base:Well, soon after you left, these guys came from way down south. They took over the whole Shire, and they tore down a bunch of the buildings out and replaced them with ugly brick thingys. Almost all of the Businesses in the Shire have been destroyed, and many houses are also gone. They take all of our exports and send them off somewhere. We get very few imports. Anybody who disagrees with the new Goverment gets thrown in Jail. And this leader guy is called Sharky. Times have become though.
Prof. Cotton:And worst of all, they closed the "Super Shire Seashore Sushi Shop!" (Try to say that 10 times very fast.)
Frodo:Well, we can fight back! We can get our freedom! We can do it!
Everybody:Yes!
Frodo:Let's do something tomorrow!
Pippin:But first can I get a bandage for my nose first? I hurt it recently.
Lily: Sure. Puts a BIG bandage on his nose.
To be continued…

We should delete the comments on Social chatting before we get the weird looks too! Lol :) :P

Oh, that name? I knew that! I thought you were referring to the name of the actor!

My sister says Kili looks good in facial hair, but she doesn't like Aidan Turner the actor. :)

I deleted mine. Lol now yours look really funny. Lol :P :)

Lol I don't know about that.. I think he looks pretty good either way. :) lol jk. :)

I liked Fili's braided mustache and beard better though. But I absolutely LOVE Bofur's hat!

Yuck! Lol jk!! Fili is pretty awesome but he just has too much of that orange hair. :P lol oh my, I think that hat is atrocious!!!! Lol :) Thorin is pretty epic 2 lol.

Hey guys, who is your favorite dwarf? I think mine is either Fili, Kili, or Thorin.

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What he said, plus Dwalin.

Ha ha! :)

Lol ah I think u can guess. :) :P jk. Lol

Kili. Of course. Being the 'hot dwarf' and all that.

Lol my mom hates when people say someone's hot. :) lol that's why I don't really say that :) but it's not as bad as some thing they could be saying. I mean personally I think good looking sound so much better. :) lol
Anyway… I'm still freaking out about this kili and Tauriel thing, I'm going now to see what I can find about it on google. :) :P

Oh gosh it's true. Newspaper article. Actor quotes etc. it's defenetly true. trys not to through up gag

facepalm Okay, that has to be one of the weirdest things I've heard in my life.

I know! Oh gosh I wish I could remember Adian's exact quote. Even he knows it's a hopeless pursuit! Lol
So what do u think lake town is going to be like?

The auther of this story says….

I forgot to add in the last chapter that the Internet services in the Shire have been taken down, but they still have some TV services. (Like the News).

Author of the comedy story "Modern LOTR: A Story".
-NL

Interesting question for those of u that have seen LOTR which movie (if u can pick one) is ur fav?? What do u like about each of them?

I like the third movie best because it has the most action! :D

While ur on do u have a comment for the Kili Tauriel thing? :)

Oh, sorry I missed your comment! I got off soon after I posted that. :) My opinion on the "Kili Tauriel thing" is… I don't know yet. :P I don't know if they're going to ruin the story with it, or if it's actually going to fit, so… I'll state my opinion when I see it. :)

:) lol, I mean I'm starting to think they would look good together! Lol jk! :P uh if it weren't for that, the orange hair, uh I mean sunglasses plz!!! Lol

It would be horrible. Simple horrible. She's and Elf, he's a Dwarf. Really? I mean, Gandalf/Galadriel would've been gross, but this is downright DISGUSTING!

Lol I was just thinking, that because she is so tall and he's so short she would literal have to 'fall for him' lol :) :P :)
@Ian- after further watching the Hobbit I think your sister is right that kili is good looking but Adian is less so. :)

I realized we have abandoned our readers on the Mordern LOTR story we were posting so I decided to post what u have missed. :)

The hobbits spent the night at the Cotton home and woke up the next day. After eating Captain Crunch, everybody in the Cotton Home discussed stuff about what to do.
Frodo:What are we waiting for? We can fight for our freedom! We don't have to stay slaves of these people, we can be free and drive these people away!
Everybody in the House:YES!
They all run outside! Frodo goes on a big podium in the middle of the Shire. A megaphone falls from the sky and Frodo picks it up.
Frodo:EVERYBODY COME! Are you tired of following these new rules and leaders? Do you want your freedom back? Do you want the old Shire back?
Everybody nearby:YES!
Frodo:Then let's do it!
Hundreds of Hobbits break in to the police station.
Police guy:You are not supposed to be here!
The hobbits don't care. They break into the mian office and Frodo reaches over to the big microphone and starts speaking into it. His voice was heard all over the Shire!

Legobaldguy206 is sitting in his office, reading some random comic book when he heard Frodo's voice booming over the Radio. A rebellion? Freedom? Without thinking twice, he got up and went on the monorail to head the Hobbiton.

*Eseosaliz1 was walking around the town listening to music in Michel Delving when he heard the big announcement going off. He really disagreed with that Sharkey guy and he ran as fast as he could to Hobbiton.

Glubby was maintaining his world famous hot-dog stand in Bytewater when the big announcement echoed around town. He packed up his hotdogs in his special hotdog delivery plane and he flew off to Hobbition.

Pretty soon there were many people gathered in Hobbiton. They were ready.
To be continued…

The hobbits were ready to start the fight. They were in a big blob of Hobbits, and were facing a group of Sharky's people, their gun's positioned. Merry and Pippin were lined up in front, with their laser guns and all. 1932base was in the back with his Bow and Arrow, and was ready to shoot. Eseosaliz1 had his lightsaber ready. Legobaldguy206 and his blaster ready and was eating donuts. There were many other hobbits with stuff such as forks. On the other side, the enemy had so many weapons I couldn't list them all! (You only get 2000 characters you know.) They were to fight. Except for one problem. Nobody wanted to fight
Frodo:Come on, one don't you start?
Bag guy 1: Why don't you start first? I don't wanna start!
1932base:I don't want to start! I want to stay in a good shape.
So they waited…
Eseosaliz1:I'm bored.
Merry:I'm tired.
Bad guy 2:I have to go to the bathroom…
Just then they heard a buzz from the sky. It was an airplane! But it wasn't just any old airplane, it was Glubby's hotdog airplane! Glubby opened the door and jumped out of the airplane. Everybody just stared at him. Glubby pulled out his hot dog and slapped Bad guy 1 with his hot dog. He fell down, rolled down the hill, got all muddy, and fell in the river and flowed away. Everybody laughed and laughed. But that did it. The war started! Explosions started coming around the place. A hobbit got hit by the explosion and went to the hospital (she was later okay though). But the contuined fighting. The 4 main hobbits remained strong and fight, even though Pippin stubbed his toe. They fought for a couple of hours, and some hobbits got hurt, and damage was being taken around the place. But they persevered and they fought and they beat the bad guys.
To be continued…

We only has 9!!!! :P

I'm surprised he has that many!! How long was he in those caves? :P

Lol I bet some of them are replacements that he made out of goblin or bat bones!!!!! Lol

LOL! :D I wouldn't be surprised… :)

It's funny how he even remembered what an egg was… :) it's like there is no way he could've see one for about 500 years!!! :) lol

Well, the battle is over, the hobbits won, and the bad guys were defeated. And luckily, nobody was hurt to badly.
Eseosaliz1:WE DID IT!
Merry:Yeah!
Pippin:My toe hurts…
Sam:You all fought brave! But don't forget that we have to claim Byte End soon!
Glubby:Buy my yummy hotdogs!
Pippin:My nose hurts…
Prof. Cotton:Guys I will treat you all to Glubby's hotdogs.
1932base:Let's get the Shire started back up soon!
Frodo:You all fought bravely. Good job, and Thank you.
They were having a big party, and they were happy. Frodo looked down the street. At the horizon he could make out 3 tiny figures running towards him. One of them shouted "MR FRODO!". As they started coming closer, Frodo could see that it was a news reporter and a camera man and a mic guy. They came closer and Frodo could tell that the news reporter was Bgirlabby!!!
Bgirlabby:Hello this is the Shire News Company's only reporter Bgirlabby reporting live at the battle field where the Hobbits have won the intense battle! We have the battle's leader Mr. Frodo Baggins here tell me Frodo what was the opinion on the battle?
Frodo:I thought it was good.
*Bgirlabby went around the place and interviewed everybody.
Sam: Mr. Baggins we should go to Byte End to see what happened there.
The whole group went together to the big round door of Byte End.
Eseosaliz1:You know that Sharky lives there now.
Frodo:I know.
Slowly Frodo went over and pressed the doorbell. The Mario 1-up song played (Sam thought that that sound effect would make an awesome sound effect), and the sound of footsteps were heard. Slowly, the door opened, and out came Saruman and Wormtounge.
To be continued…

Frodo Baggins Sam Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took woke up the next morning in Byte End
Sam:It is sure very Dirty in here. (Saruman left their house in a big mess). Anyway, Sam found a bunch of instant oatmeal and the hobbits started eating it
Merry:Hey, it's 8:00! The Shire Morning News is about to come on!
They all crowded around the TV and turned it on. Bgirlabby came on the screen
Bgirlabby:Good morning Shire. Shire Song Plays Today we have some important news for you! Starts talking very excitedly and very fast The Shire had gotten its Freedom back! Brodo bleepgins I mean Frodo Baggins lead a team of Hobbits against Sharky and have taken back the Shire. They then went to Bite'n I mean Byte End and kicked Sharkey and that Wormtounge guy out.
They showed a video of some of the hobbits
Pippin:Hey, I AM ON TV! Pippin was sooooo happy that he threw his oatmeal in the air. The instant oatmeal flew in the air and instantly landed on Pippin's head.
Pippin:Errrrr…Hey, this oatmeal is pretty good!
Frodo, Sam and Merry:facepalm*
Bgirlabby: Currently me and a bunch of other people are standing in front of Byte End!
Frodo:Huh? Really?
Frodo opens the big round door and finds Bgirlabby standing right there with a microphone. She shoved it in Frodo's face.
Frodo: Ouch! My nose!
Bgirlabby:IT'S FRODO!!!!!
Behind her was pretty much every hobbit in the whole Shire. The hobbits all wanted their autographs. Just then, Pippin came out.
Pippin:What is all of this commotion about?
Everybody started to laugh
Pippin:Why is everybody laughing? Suddenly, Pippin remembered that he had oatmeal on his head
Pippin:I…will be right back.
Frodo:I will also be right back… Goes inside Guys, there is a huge crowd of people at our front door! And they all want out autographs? What should we do?
Sam:I got an idea!
Sam got his automatic autograph gun that he built in 7th grade. He went outside and shot their autographs to every hobbit.
To be contuined…

did u guys see the extended LotR movies, or the theater version?

Extended! :) In fact, I just got finished watching (for the third time) the extended version of the (second part of) The Return of the King on Friday–it was so good!! :)

I dare not answer that question. :) which versions have you seen? :)

You mean you still haven't seen them?? AGH!! :) LOL j/k

We TRUE Tolkeinites only watch the Extended Editions. The Theatrical Editions are bite-sized chunks of the story made for those with short attention spans! And yes, I'm doing my Saruman voice as I write this!

IKR? :) lol my brother has given up on begging me but……

Lol :) I CAN'T wait for the extended Hobbit to come out!!! shreeks like a little girl!!!

I've seen the extended versions three times! the theater version cuts out so many awesome scenes. Is there going to be an extended Hobbit movie?!

Yes, there will be.

Yep. Peter Jackson said it will be extended 20 to 25 minutes. :) lol the extended version will come out shortly before…'THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' :)

Alright!! my family usually has a LotR trilogy movie marathon once a year… now we'll have to watch all three Hobbit movies and then all three LotR all in a row! that'll take, like, twenty-two hours?! we usually space it over a week or so, though. :D

Oh yeah :) lol

@everyone (especially Sam)- u should check this video out if u haven't already seen it. :)
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lMZQJqxHPbI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlMZQJqxHPbI

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