Brickmaster 2.0

Bro: I've heard you have suits of armor. Let me show you mine. puts on suit of armor and blasts Sam in the face
Me: I start to laugh Ha ha! Was that enough of an answer for you Sam?

grimaces through face of singed fur
Never trust a 5-year-old.
jumps into air and lands inside base
Okay, now for some fun!

Bro: glares at Sam I'm twelve! chases after him
Me: Wait bro! chases him

runs into lab
Okay, Computer: Antidote Gas!
I am sprayed with a blue gas that transforms me back into a human
'Kay, now I need something big….

Bro: flies in, but the room is empty Rats! Where did you go?
Me: I fly in just as a boom resounds throughout the base See! I told you to wait!

jumps high into the air and comes crashing down into the base, punching a huge crater into the floor Where are you, Sam?!?!

another boom resounds throughout the building Me: I think we should get out of here now!

OOC: No, seriously: Where are you, Sam?!?! :P

EDIT–Uh, nevermind. That was fast!

another boom resounds, and I step out in a specialized Iron Suit: the HULKBUSTER ARMOR
Whenever we've fought, you've had the upper hand Nickelodehulk! But now, I have the upper hand!
giant hand opens and fires repulsor ray at Nickelodehulk

repulsor ray sends me flying YAH! crashes through a thick metal wall Ow… that actually kinda hurt. Okay, so, you have the upper hand with regard to strength, but I've got some brains! I'll just have to figure out a clever way to bring you down…

chaingun opens fire on you
Not if you're too busy being pounded by bullets!

Bullets don't have any effect on me, Sammy! You'll have to come up with something better than that! jumps up into the air and brings his fist down on Sam's armor head

the armor dents
HUH?!? THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
re-reads instruction manual
Darn! This wasn't made by Stark Industries! Right here, it says "Made in China"! It's a not-so-cheap knockoff!

Haha! So you have a weakness! punches Sam in the helmet again

helmet dents further
GAH! Okay, TIME TO GO! JETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
I start to fly out of the base
Ha ha, IT'S WORKING! YES!
jets sputter and cough, and go out
Uh…………..OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!
I slam into the ground, and armor breaks off

Yeehaw! No armor, no gorilla powers! I've got you now! runs up to grab Sam

starts running
Good thing I had this backup oxygen tank! Time to go!

You can't outrun the Hulk, Sam! dives at Sam

slams into the ground as Nickhulk tackles me
OOOOOOFF!
struggles
Lemme go, lemme go!

Not this time! jumps on the space shuttle that brought him to Mars Mind if I ride back with you? zooms back to Earth

smiles
Are you forgetting who BUILT this shuttle? Computer: Autopilot to Home Location!
the shuttle flies and lands in my secret lab
Heh heh, you're in for it now Nicky boy!

Uh… wow, that was smart of me. Well, I've still got a hold on you, so what are you gonna do now if you can't move? Oh yeah, and just so you can't voice-activate anything… covers Sam's mouth

glares
the shuttle's doors open, and two robots walk in
Objective: Free master.
the robots jump on you, and begin pulling your arms off of me

Argh! Let go of me, you overgrown junk heaps! does a split-kick, sending both robots crashing through the walls

I duck under your arms and jump out one of the holes in the walls
Yes! Home at last!

Wuh? Where'd he… Hey! Get back here! charges after Sam

an ice ray hits you
Feeling a little…..chilly?
I step out from behind a wall, holding a Freeze-Ray-Gun

after a few seconds of effort, the ice shatters to pieces Not really! But once I get that thing from you, I think you will be! reaches for the Freeze-Ray Gun

smiles as Nickhulk squeezes Gun
Ice to see ya!
Freeze-Ray-Gun explodes in an icy explosion, encasing Nickohulk in a 8ft block of ice

all of a sudden a blast melts the ice Bro: forget about us? I tackle Sam to the ground and put duck tape over his mouth

OOC: Sorry for my sudden disappearance… I was having some computer problems, if you were wondering. :)

IC: Thanks, uh… Ian's brother! Okay, Sam, do we finally have you, or do you have some other tricks up your sleeve?

I kick Ian off
Tricks? Ha, you want to see TRICKS?!?
I press a button on my watch
Oh, you'll get something WAY better than some little TRICK!
The floor under me opens, and I drop inside

You have a button on your watch that opens up a specific part of the floor in your lab??

looks inside the hole and considers whether he should wait for something to come out or go in himself Hmm… I'm goin' in! hops into the hole

OOC: Who wouldn't?
IC: You drop into a lab that has obviously had some explosions in it's day. Strange tubes line the walls, glowing eerily. Crystals in jars line shelves, along with bubbling beakers, and test tubes of strangely colored chemicals
Welcome to my inner sanctum!

me and my bro drop in right after SBG Me: Ooh, scary.

You got that right!
my voice echoes through the lab

my brother uses heat sensor in his suit to spot you Bro: There he is! points at a dark corner

a beam of energy blast out from that spot towards you
Ah ah ah! No finding the evil genius when he doesn't want to be found!
my voice seems to come from everywhere

we all dodge the blastMe: Okay you coward! Show yourself!

I step out, wearing a black Exo-suit
You rang?
I fire light grenades at you, which explode in bright flashes

i dodge out of the way ME: Ooh, pretty.

I know, I am!
I fire a laser Gatling Gun at both of you

We dodge out of the way againMe: Hey Sam! Come catch me! I run into a dark corner where I disappear

I fire an energy grenade at the spot
Thanks, but I don't have time to play with you right now, little boy.
I lumber over to a computer, and begin tapping on the screen
Upload complete. Now my plan can finally take place!

Your computer explodes and you hear my voice echo in the darkness Mwahahahaha! What are you gonna do with your plan now?

@Sam- I saw this cartoon and thought u would appriciate it with ur interest in google glasses and all lol :)

http://www.studentnewsdaily.com/editorial-cartoon-for-students/look-up-stevebreen/

Hey, Brickmaster Jedi! Wherdja go??

Who knows…. :) lol

I smile
Nice try, but too late. I'll be leaving now.
I run into a door, which closes behind me

Lol did u look at the link I posted. :) lol