What would happen if...

[a giant packing peanut walks in, then….. JK :) ]

Suddenly out of nowhere a pipe falls on your head an you become unconscious then….

[neat! :) ]

[Yep!]

[at first I thought u were saying neat to the fact that the character got knocked out! LOL LOL! :)]

[Same here. lol :) ]

[me too! hahaha]

[i just started cracking up. :) lol]

[LOL! Sorry!]

[someone please go crazy on the next post! Make him/her wake up in candy land or something.]

You find your self, sitting in a beach chair, holding a glass of lemonade, in Antarctica! Then…

Your glass of lemonade freezes and you try to drink it but your tongue sticks to it. You call for help (you can't really tell what your saying though) then…..

A penguin comes up to you and starts to climb on your lap.

[LOL!]

[I was hoping someone would mention a penguin!]
Then you start to pet the penguin and it snuggles next to you. then….

(Aw! I love penguins!! :))

(Uh, let's see…)
Then the penguin falls asleep, and you are freezing because you're in shorts sleeves and a skirt/pants (is our character a girl or boy?)

And you can't move because your tongue is stuck. But then………

Out of the sky falls a giant baby bottle you fall unconscious. When you wake up you find that your tongue is unstuck but horrors of horrors your in Candy Land!! Then……

Then u see a chocolate river and run to it and start drinking it!!!! and then….

You see the gum drop mountains so you run there but once you get there you get stuck in them. But then……….

You get away and start gorging yourself. Then you see the cotton candy plants…

[There are cotton candy plants in candy land?????]
But then you see mr. licorice coming towards you so you start running away. But then……..

[I don't know much about candy land.]
Mr. Licorice catches you. But then he laughs and lets you go. You see Mrs. Crybaby coming towards you and you run into her arms and ask what she's so sad about. But she answers…

"I don't want to be here anymore!!!" So then….

You take her on an airplane away to America, glad to get away yourself. Soon you're back with your family again and life gets back to normal. The End.

What would happen if you jumped off The Empire State Building without a parachute? Well, you could land on a big mat and everybody by the mat would laugh.

But before life gets back to normal you go to Antarctic and find the penguin there who had become your friend.

[The End]

[Yes :)]

( Now you add!!!!)

Then a buch of reporter would ask u questions about what it was like to fall from them Empire State Building. [:) lol]

And they want to see you do it again so you climb up to the top and fall down again but instead of landing on the mat you fall through a giant hole and realize that you are suddenly in outer space. So then…..

…you land on Pluto, but's it's so cold that you decide to put on a coat, but then…

before you can get your coat on it freezes into an icecube. So then……

You fly to mars and eat a candy bar then….

…a meteor flattens you so you're half an inch thick, and then…

But the candy bar gave you supper strength and you pushed the meteor off you but then you fall down another hole, then…..

You find yourself in Narnia where a huge battle is raging, then…

So you grab a sword but the ground from where you grabbed it suddenly becomes another hole and you fall into it. But then….

[Wait…finding yourself in Narnia is bad??]

You find your self of a topical island. You look up and there is a native with a coconut in his hand. He looks as if he is going to throw it but then…

He says, "Welcome to Hawaii! You are in Honolulu." You breathe a sigh of relief because You live in Hawaii, and your house is only about a mile or two away from Honolulu. You start out toward home, but you suddenly fall into another hole and find yourself in…

MIDDLE EARTH! JK!!!! JK!!!! :)

…in a HUGE bowl of chocolate ice cream!! You find a spoon, and began eating. then….

Soooo.... If you eat a cheeseburger, then....

[you find that it's really gross and you say out loud "That's DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!" and the girl who made them comes up behind you and smacks you over the head with a pan and knocks you unconscious.] lol =D jk]

[lol :)]

a person comes and sees you in the bowl so they fling you from the spoon, across the room where you hit the wall. When you hit the wall you become full size again. But then……

Okay, so I decided to compile one of the stories but then I realized that it was the one with the nurse in it. UGH!!!! But here it is!

What would happen if you climbed a tree? You could do some daring stunts on it and have a big crowd gather around the tree and watch you. Somebody passes a hat for you, and you get $135.79. You're invited to go to a huge tree on someone's yard and to stunts there. You accept. Then…
You fall SMILING onto a very large stone.
The ambassador from Ecuador happens to be driving down the road and sees you doing the stunts in the tree. He stops and watches for a while, then invites you to do stunts on the trees in the Amazon jungle in Ecuador! Then…
He notices you seem very still on the large stone…..
You spit out the teeth that were knocked out when you hit the large stone, and walk over to the dentists, forgetting you weren't wearing shoes….
The dentist is also a talented tree stuntist/stunter/whatever you would call it and he makes and puts in new teeth in a tree while you do more stunts.
While he's putting teeth into a tree, you accidentally cartwheel into a tray full of dentist drills, which turn on as you hit them.
But they don't hurt you and you spin on them. When you're done with that stunt, you get more than $2000. Then…
You use all the money you have earned to go to the National Bible Bee. Then…
You run out of the office excitedly, and forget to look both ways before crossing the street. You narrowly avoid being turned into pavement pizza….
You take a taxi, go to the nearest airport, and fly off to Nationals! Then…
The people at Nationals heard about your stunts, and they invite you to do more in the biggest tree on the property. You accept…
Begin to flip……and in accordance with Murphy's Law slam down hard onto the pavement.
But then you realize that it overlaps with preliminaries so you decline the offer and go and take the test. Then…
You walk into the Written Test room, broken bones and all, and sit down. You try to take the test, but the room gets disrupted because everyone recognizes you as the really cool person who can do amazing tree stunts and tries to get your autograph. Then…
You scream in agony as people keep trying to touch you despite all your broken bones…..
You run out of the room, trying to get away from all your fans. But then you bump into…
a little kid. You trip over her, and fall down 3 flights of stairs, and finally hit the ground in a quivering, whimpering heap.
….at the bottom of the stairs is a gorgeous nurse, fresh out of college (so she hasn't forgotten anything yet…) and she asks if you need any help. You are a little struck by her presence and say….
"Humina……hum…..um….hi…..hello….um……."
Your mouth drops open, and you still aren't sure what to say. 'Are you homeschooled, by any chance?' the nurse asks. You manage to nod. 'I was too! How exciting!' she exclaims
She finally realizes that you are injured and asks if you need help. You again manage to nod. She tries to pick you up, but you are too heavy. Then…
She loads you onto a nearby flatbed cart, and, while you're ecstatic that she actually touched you, whisks you off to the nurse's office.
She injects you with a new formula that uses calcium deposits to quicken the healing of your bones, and you leave the nurse's office in 2 hours. But then, for some strange reason, you keep finding yourself walking past it over, and over again…….
….one time you're walking past and you see….the nurse…..you are so busy wondering if she'll see you that you trip over the thingy that sticks up out of the ground to hold the door open. (but the door's not open so it's just sticking out there) then…
you trip, and fall flat on your face.
You look up, and there she is! 'Are you okay?'
"Yes, I'm fine. Thank you though". You're so embarrassed you don't want to see her again. So you go the hotel. Then…
' I really have to go, my parents are expecting me. If you'd like, you could come to our house for dinner, with your family.'
She walks away, and you run back to your family, and hurriedly explain the situation to your parents. Your mom and dad smile at each other mysteriously, and agree to meet the girl nurse and her family.
But then the nurse comes and says that she is leaving that afternoon to go to Canada with her family.
She smiles at your downtrodden look on your face, and explains she was kidding, and hopes to see you soon.
But then she explains that she doesn't have to go to Canada but is having dinner with a different family already.
Suddenly, however, a black sedan screams up, two black men jump out and grab the nurse. She is thrust into the car before you have time to react, and the car speeds out of sight.
So you go and tell the police about what happened. And then you go and have dinner with your family and then you all go to the opening ceremony.
You go home…but can't eat a thing. Suddenly there's a knock at the door and when you open it, it's HER! She quickly explains that she's also an actress for a new Christian movie and they were just doing one of the scenes. [:P] She happens to get very hungry when she's acting so she asks you where the food is. Then….
You tell her where the food is and then you go and study your verses.
Well…since she's homeschooled….she's there too!
While in the opening ceremony, you find out you made it to semis!!!! You almost have a heart attack walking over to the chairs, and guess who runs up to you asking if you're okay???
…A talking packing peanut!! :D
You walk away from the peanut, and see her! She explains that her family invited your family over to their house for dinner afterwards, and that she hopes to see you there. She walks away, and you go into the bathroom to practice talking….
But while you're in the bathroom, a bunch of packing peanuts suddenly appear and explain that they are from your BB box and escaped from the trash. You are so sick and tired of packing peanuts that you run out of the bathroom and right into…
A huge packing peanut! 'Oh, I'm sorry,' you say, though you really aren't sorry at all. The packing peanut punchs you in the nose, and you fall down. But then it's time to go to the semis. You stand on the stage, but you forget and start singing your verses! So the judges…
So the judges said that you were disqualified and you start crying. But then…
The judges are sorry to see you cry so they let you back in. And you do perfect and advance to the Finals!
And then you win first place!! Then…
Then the packing peanuts get so excited they start throwing you up in the air again, shouting "Huzzah"!!!! :D :P They get just a bit carried away, and you go flying off the stage and land in the head judges lap! Then…
All the judges get upset because you messed up all their pages up. But then….
all of the sudden the audience recognizes you as the person that did all the tricks, and decides right there and then that at that moment they would have a trick contest, in which anyone could participate in! :P Then…
You start to do your tricks but then…
Mr. Mcmahan restores order, and you soon get in front of the microphone once more to recite one more passage (just for fun). The packing peanuts conspire together, and soon they put into place an ingenious plan to steal the Bible Bee trophy…
But you hear them and start stepping on them. Then…
…They get mad and start throwing beach balls at the audience, and then…
Sam walks in and puts a stop to it. Then…
The judges get everything back into order and you quote another verse only to find out you win. So you walk off the stage, sign lots of books, and talk to lots of people. But then…
She walks back in. That girl. You decide to talk to her, and you have a great time. But suddenly……….you find out she has a different view of predestination than you do! You go home confused! What do you do?
You decide that you can't get to know her anymore. Then…
After a half hour debate, she agrees with you! You decide to get to know her family better, so..
But then Nationals is over so you drive back home to Washington state. Then…
You find out she lives next door, (and has NO plans whatsoever to move) and your families have dinner together.
You really like this girl, but know that no person should be closer to you than God, and begin to pray about her……every day…….for, like, 15 whole minutes at a time…….and begin checking out the price of houses in the next neighborhood…..
5 YEARS LATER……..
Your first son is 4 years old, and you both are married and living happily ever after!

You groan….Your in White House! To make it worse, Abraham Lincoln is president! But then…..

[that's a lot better than Obama being president.]

[How did you get from the kitchen of someone's house to the White House?!]

The kitchen in the White House. :)]