What would happen if...

[Okay……………….]

[idk lol]

Abraham Lincoln shakes your hand, and asks, "Where do you live?"
You answer, "Uhhh…" But Lincoln laughs and thrusts you into a big hole, that you're in for HOURS falling down into who knows where. But when you're finally out of there, you find yourself…
Right beside Tad Lincoln! He's holding a big turkey. "Meet my pet turkey Jack," he says. You're too surprised to respond. "Uhh… Um… well, humpha," you say. Tad tells you all about how the cook was going to cook it for Thanksgiving dinner, but the President pardoned it. You just stand there, flabbergasted. Then…

a S.W.A.T team runs in, grabs the turkey, and runs out….

{Sam! You ruined the non-fiction of the story!]
You run after them and somehow get the turkey back. They all are really mad, but you just punch them and they go unconcious. [Sorry I can't spell unconcious}
Tad says, "Thank you! Please stay to dinner with us!" and he goes on to tell you about a trick he's planning to do while his mother is having a tea party. He plans to hitch his two pet goats to a chair and run them right through the room and scare the daylights out of the ladies!

[ With the kind of armor a S.W.A.T team wears, and the kind of traing they have, you'd be dead. But, since you seem to enjoy going about things the hard way……]

The S.W.A.T team wakes up, and blasts you with all of their automatic weapons. You turn into a big red stain on the White House floor.

THE END!

The S.W.A.T. team wakes up, and blasts you with all of their automatic weapons. You turn into a big red stain on the White House floor. _THE END!_

LOL

[STOP the violence NOW! I can't try to be polite any longer! I'm going to have bad dreams! I wish I could ban you from this forum FOREVER and just let SBG and the girls do this! I'll change it.]

Actually, that was just a bad dream you had. You had gone to sleep on the White House floor and you woke up screaming. The S.W.A.T. team really had never come, and Tad was looking at you, bewildered. You quickly get up and say, "Oh, I just had a bad dream."

Tad glares at you, and stalks off holding his turkey. You feel very awkward, and walk outside, right into a group of performing acrobats…

So then you climb a tree and do some stunts. But you fall off then right onto the gorgeous nurse. You feel awkward again, and you crawl off her and say,…

[Oh, I can see where this is going…]

But, before you can say anything, you notice she has a S.W.A.T team jacket on. You look past her, and see the S.W.A.T team watching the show. You begin to sidle away……

[PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't go there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

"Oh… um… I'm sorry." She smiles at you. "No problem. I only am a bit hungry…" "Oh! come and eat with us tonight! You are always welcome at out house!" you tell her. She laughs and assures you that she will be there. You go tel your parents then, and you see that mysterious smile on their faces. You wonder about that, but then the nurse knocks on the door.

[What is a S.W.A.T?]

[I have no clue.}

But you get a phone call from a friend of yours asking you to come over that night. So you answer the door and say "Hello but I actually have to go".

[uh…excuse me? Why are we playing this story out all over again?? I think if you can't think of anything different to talk about you should prolly leave this forum. :P And this can't be the same nurse as we had before because we married them off already. ;)]

[@Madi: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @All: Let's not have any more nurses! PLEASE!!!!!!!]

[You're welcome!]

[Did you see that I compiled that whole story…on accident? It made NO sense whatsoever]

[lol…no I didn't see that. I just kinda started reading this page. :P]

[that's a lot better than Obama being president.]

I totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Special Weapons And Tactics. Basically, an elite group of policemen trained to take down very dangerous threats. ]

Oh, okay.

[yup. What my older brother wants to b. :) lol]

She is disapointed at the change of plans but understands. you start eating a banana. But then…

You decide to go brush your teath… But then

A giant centipede crawls out of the drain of your sink! You scream, but then……

You smash it with a bottle of soap. Then…

The centipede comes back even angrier, for now it is clean (they hate that). It runs toward you, when all of a sudden…

Something else in the drain comes up and grabs the centipede by one of its legs, pulling it back to where it came from. You look down the drain cautiously, and are surprised to see….

Your brother who shrank 2 minutes ago, and became a miniature packing peanut! Then…….

[Sorry, I just had to add that! I just had a giant Hershey kiss, With help of course :) SUGAR!!!!!! ]

He starts crawling up out of the drain. Then…..

[lol!]

Seriously guys????

[No. This is all very unserious. ;P]

[lol]

[lol]

[guess who I'm imitating…] :P

[Me, right? :P]

Dani of course :)

[lol. Ga! I did it again. :) I seriously do laugh to my self whenever I use lol I just laugh that much. Lol)

I'm waiting for someone to add……

He sudenly unshricks and is standing in the sink with his head through the roof. Then…

He pulls his head down and jumps out of the sink. But then…..

You both fall through the floor and you spit tooth paste everywhere! The ..

The centipede gets hit full face by the tooth paste, and gets really mad. Then…

[the centipede is in peices in the sink cause you smashed it! Lol JK :)]

It starts growing bigger and bigger until its the size of you hand! You scream again, but this time you cough and then gold and silver coins come out of your mouth. You shudder. It tastes like plastic! but then….

…you decide you can buy off the centipede. You give him $5 million dollars, and he goes away, then…