What would happen if...

an evil thought arises in you.you could be the most powerful person in the world! you cough again, and more gold and silver coins fall out. but then something changes your mind completely……

You look in the mirror…

and see…..

a roach?

[You, of course! Just kidding!]

Some one in a dark cloak standing right behind you! He kidnaps you, but on the way you here why. they knew you could cough up gold and silver. So he kidnaped you so they could be the richest man in the world! You arrive at the hideout but then……

[I said that cause seeing pimples on your face is to cliché, and I could not think of anything else! I almost added that the nurse rescued him/her. :) That would annoy some people though :)]

Oh please don't have the nurse come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They force him to walk in the drizzling, freezing rain for a whole day….at first he does not know why….until he realizes that he caught a cold and now coughs every 10 seconds! Then……

( Wow! That was a great idea for them. LOL LOL.)

You choke on a piece of silver. No one know the heimlich maneuver, and you start to black out, then…

Your captives think that perhaps your simple cold has turned into something more serious, perhaps even catchable, so they turn and run like crazy to get out of camp before they catch whatever you have!

Your captives think that perhaps your simple cold has turned into something more serious, perhaps even catchable, so they turn and run like crazy to get out of camp before they catch whatever you have!

Then…….

(Sorry, forgot to add that!)

Then you spit the coin out and…

You see something inscribed on it, it says " The bible bee is awesome." You have heard of this Bible Bee. You've never done it but it……wait! These are counterfeit! No coin would say the bible bee is awesome! You gasp but then…….

You reach down and touch the coin…suddenly you are standing in the middle of BB Nationals! They call your name and tell you to come up and recite your memory verses. You just want to disappear because you don't know any of the verses!!! Then….

[lol!]

You remember that you can do all things through Christ who gives you strength. You pray to God for help. He suddenly puts all the verses in your head! but then….

You realize that the person quizzing you is your rich aunt! She is so delighted to see you! She runs up and gives you a hug and asks you what in the world has been going on with you and where you have been….she eventually hears your story and asks you to come stay with her and her husband. Then….

After about 1 year of living with your aunt you realize you never told your parents! You panic, but then….

Your aunt tells u she told them but then…

She gasps, a giant centipede comes out of the sink. The centipede says it will get it's revenge because you gave it counterfeit money! but then…..

Not the centipede again!!!!!!

Then your aunt takes out her pistol from her pocket and blasts the centipede to pieces.

Then your aunt takes out her pistol from her pocket and blasts the centipede to pieces.

[LOL!]

Three main characters…. gorgeous nurse…packing peanut… punching centipede… all very boring… GREY JEDI!!!!!!! Bring in another S.W.A.T team to rescue the kid… Or a very creative flying drone…

LOL!!!! That is the first time I really have LOLed!

[LOL!]

[You're calling my nurse … boring?!?!?!? :( :P :P jK]

And that is the END of the centipede! (Everybody cheer!!) Then one night a bottle gets thrown in his window with a letter inside that says his parents are dead. He decides not to tell his aunt yet, but to keep the whole incedent a secret. Then….

(Why don't you like centipedes?)

Your Aunt becomes suspicious when she finds you crying in you bedroom. But then….

His Aunt can't stand to see him cry so she began to promise him anything he wanted. (Remember, she is very rich) But the boy won't stop crying. So she turned and ran out of the room and slammed the door shut. Then…..

(Sorry that was a little boring) :(

You see a wonderful opportunity. You cry louder, and she comes in again and sees you crying again she promises anything you want. You say, "I want 100 dollars to give to the poor." She gives 100 dollars to the poor but then tragedy strikes!……..

[Take out the first d]

Thanks!

You're welcome :D

Then your aunt takes out her pistol from her pocket and blasts the centipede to pieces.

I literally laughed out loud when I saw that. :P lol

Three main characters.... gorgeous nurse...packing peanut... punching centipede... all very boring... GREY JEDI!!!!!!! Bring in another S.W.A.T team to rescue the kid... Or a very creative flying drone...

Lol yeah I wish. :P MH has the power to delete this topic if she dosn't like what going on lol. :)

The 100 dollar bill catches on fire from the explosion caused by the expanding gases within the caterpillar……

You guys are nuts. Just sayin'. :) lol

What 100 doller bill?? Lol

[she said to go crazy! :P ]

I went crazy a long time ago. :) LOL jk

For sanity's sake…..the gasses inside of the caterpillar finally explode and the boy gets blasted out into space. He loses consciousness and when he wakes up he finds himself on some other barren planet in space. Then…..

[Really? Gasses strong enough in a caterpillar to blow someone to space? AH……..Someone just like me :) ]

An alien with little green antennas jumps on him! Then

You wake up it was all a dream about going to another planet. But then you realize that your 100 dollars burned and you have nothing to give but then…..

You cough and a 10 real 100 doller bills come out. Then

Of course it is all wet and slimy from being in your stomach, but no big deal he thinks. He rushes out the door and down the street to the nearest church and asks the pastor to kindly give it to the down-town mission for poor people. Then…..

Then the pastor looks at the bills closely and quickly realizes that they are counterfeit! The police come up and arrest you, and put you in an armored truck to take you off to jail. Then…

…you realize the police are really Barney Fife and Gomer Pyle and you decide you can probably escape quite easily if you want to. So…

[haha!]