Brickmaster 2.0

the alien begins punching Sam in the face over and over again, and smashing him all over the pavement

OOC: Seriously, Sam. Get back here. :P

I get up, and dust asphalt off of my Exo-Suit. I then rip the alien in half, and walk over to the one Starbucks that wasn't destroyed

Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frap please!

the last Starbucks for miles around is suddenly hit by the alien ship and blows into a million pieces

Get back in the battle, man! We need ya! Okay, where was I? Oh yes, I was in the control room, trying to find out how to destroy this thing. Ah, here we are! sees a large red button that says "DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON" It's always so easy, isn't it? hits the button

a ray hits you and shrinks you down to 12 inches

YAH! No, no, no! That's not what was supposed to happen! looks around and sees another large button that says "DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON" Ah, that's got to be the one! climbs up to the button and pushes it

the section of the ship you are in ejects, flying toward the ground at 200 mph

ARGH!!!! Look out below, everyone!! smashes into the ground, and the section of the ship blows up coughs and splutters, then stands up shakily Wait a minute; wasn't that the control room of the ship? If that just blew up, then… the remaining portion of the alien ship in the sky begins to slow down, then stops, then begins to plummet to the ground AH!! Look out!!!

OOC: Cool new username, BTW! :)

I walk into a Burger King
Strawberry Milkshake! Please!

the enormous alien ship crashes to the ground and causes a huge explosion, flattening dozens of buildings–including the Burger King

Whoo-hoo! We've won!! But of course, since we're controlling this thing, it's not like we could have lost. Whatever. Now, how am I supposed to get back to normal size??

I dig my way out of the rubble
Gah! Today is NOT my day!

suddenly remember something Hey! I wonder if that backpack I had way back at the beginning is still around somewhere! It always had what I needed. begins to search the globe for it

is cleaning out her closet, and comes across a small red backpack What's this doing here? opens the backpack and looks inside Hmm… toothbrush, liquid-filled syringes, inflatable race car. This looks familiar! thinks for a moment Oh! That's what it is! Now, where'd Nicolas go…

suddenly crashes through the roof of Sarah's house OUCH! That is NOT where I meant to land. Hey, sorry for the hole in your–Wait! Isn't that my backpack??

I walk in
Nice place you got here Sarah. Does the sun roof come standard?
sees Nicolas
Oh. You. Well, I'm not here to fight. This was the closest house, and all the food joints got blown up, so….
turns to Sarah
Can I have some ice cream?

Huh? Oh, hey Sam. I was just looking for my backpack… and it looks as if I've accidentally found it. Thanks, Sarah!

digs into the backpack There's got to be something around here… Ah, here we go! picks up a small bottle, full of purple liquid, that says "growth enhancer" Wow, that stuff looks gross. Oh well, if it's the only thing that'll help… 3, 2, 1… gulps down the liquid, shivers from head to toe, and suddenly grows back to normal size Haha, perfect!

I appear through the roof
I don't think that ice cream is what you need. Here you go.
*hands you a giant bowl of salad.

stares at the salad
This isn't food. This is food's food!
tosses it out of the window
Is skydiving through people's sunroofs a normal part of your homeschooling curriculum, or is this an elective?

Suddenly I appear through the roof Hey Sam! Miss me?

stares
Nope. The place was a lot quieter without you. Besides the whole alien thing.

I noticed that.

You just wasted all that wonderful food?!
And it appears that it is a regular part of all of our homeschooling curriculum because we all are doing it!

Sorry about this, everyone, but I don't think my room is big enough for all of us to be in here at once. Do you mind if we move downstairs? runs into the kitchen and looks in the freezer Sorry Sam, we're out of ice cream. Will some cold spaghetti sauce work instead?

OOC: We actually bough five cartons of ice cream this afternoon, but a family of ten is coming over tomorrow for dinner, so we're saving it. :-D

Sure, Sarah!
I head down the stairs but accidentally fall down them instead

I fly down the stairs and catch Carissa

I see Ian holding Carissa and smile
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Suddenly you trip and bonk you head off the wall

Uhh…thanks Ian.
I once again head down the stairs to talk to Sarah.

OOC: glares That's not funny, Sam!!!

Just wondering…what does OOC mean? :)

It just means that you are saying something unrelated to the story (ex: OOC: I have to go in 3 minutes) :D

OOC: It stands for Out Of …something. Out of Chat? Naw, that doesn't make sense. I'll have to look in the previous posts!

Why doesn't that make sense?

OOC: Okay, I just found out it means Out Of Character. Out Of Chat doesn't make any sense because we are still chatting. :)

Oh, yeah…I didn't think about that :)

Okay, the battle's over. What to do now? :)

Start again? I don't know.

relaxes in chair
I can't seem to get ANY source of either coffee or sugar in this city! What's going on?

Here Sam, I've got a box of Twinkies here in my backpack; you can have those. tosses the Twinkies to Sam Okay, anyway, now that I've got what I need, I'm off! To where, I have no idea. But I just need something exciting. So, goodbye all! If I find something interesting, I'll give you a call. takes an inflatable jetpack from the backpack, airs it up, and zooms off

A box of twinkies????!!! He's supposed to be eating his bowl of salad! :)

OOC: But he already got rid of that. ;)

IC: soars all over the world, looking for something interesting to do or some battle to fight I'm not seeing anything all that exciting… Maybe we've already used up all the excitement there is to be had in the world…

I suddenly begin to slow down as I fly through the air, and soon come to a complete stop Hey! This jetpack isn't supposed to run out of fuel that quickly! But wait a minute… if it were out of fuel, wouldn't I be falling? slowly begins to ascend into the air, apparently being pulled by some invisible force What the–hey, what's going on?!

TWINKIES?!?! TWINKIES ME NO LIKEY!
throws box of Twinkies at Carissa
You can have 'em! I need some REAL junk food!
walks out of the door into Wal-Mart, and promptly begins eating the candy at the check-out

LOL!

shakes head at Sam You would care for some cauliflower or broccoli, Carissa?

You THREW the box of Twinkies at me?! I can't believe you would do that to me!

Uhhhhhhhh…. Well….. actually…. ummm…. no…..I wouldn't care for either!

the strange force pulls me up into a huge rotor blade spinning at a million miles per hour, and it slices me into millions and millions of tiny pieces (pieces which will assimilate again only after the Local Bible Bee… :D)

OOC: Thanks for the nice picture you put in my head SBG.

IC: Well, if you don't want those, would like some spinach, lettuce, carrots, celery, or cucumbers?

OOC: I like all of those by the way. :)

Well…I'll take the lettuce and carrots :)

hands her the lettuce and carrots Here you go. So what do you want to do next? And is that Sam in a sugar coma across the street?

Oh, thanks :) Uhh…I don't know. And yes…it does appear to be Sam over there.

That's what to much candy does to you. looks at kitchen I think I'll go make some eggs.