What would happen if...

And it says "If you're reading this, you need to know that it'll explode in about 5 seconds. But wait, you've been reading this, so it's more like 1 second!" And it explodes………..

[@Madi–LOL!!
@Sam–facepalm]

You go flying backwards for miles and miles, and land on a large, conveniently-placed mattress in a place you've never seen before. You see a large sign above you that says…

A young american lady comes walking up to you and says, "Praise the Lord!"

"I finally found an alien! Now the whole scientific community will believe me!!!!" Then…

(you guys have too much time on your hands. Explosions and mattresses and caterpillars?)

(And overly mature people like you have way to LITTLE time on your hands, and no connection with your inner child! HAVE SOME FUN!)

This rant has been approved by the Child-At-Heart-Teenager Association.

As soon as the lady leaves, you run under an old rickashaw (I think that is how it is spelled) and wonder where in the world you are. "Where is Keji?" You wonder. You pull out your iPhone (Which had miraculously stayed in your pocket during this whole ordeal.) and look up 'Keji'. "Oh my!" You moan. Then….

(Um… Lol)

(Memverse REALLY needs a "like" button!)

[Pyle has a 'y' instead of an 'i'. Speaking of Gomer Pyle, here's my favorite rewind-play from it: "Eat my cookies, sew up my tent and lead me into a trap!!!!!"]

[Thanks…I thought it looked funny. :P
My favorite part is when he is singing "From the Halls of Montazumer" and then takes the bucket off his head and says, "This is my favorite part!" and then starts singing again, "First to fight for rights and freedoms". :P]

A helicopter flies overhead, and an FBI agent yells at you over a megaphone "DO NOT MOVE HUNTER STEELE! WE HAVE MEN ALL OVER THIS PLACE! COME QUIETLY, AND YOU WILL NOT BE HURT!" Knowing that was a HUGE lie, and that once captured you'd be dissected a million times over by scientists, you activate your super-speed powers and run down the street at 70 mph.

[lol]

Then you run into a trampoline and it catapults you back to the village square. The Chinese secret police are not very happy about the FBI agents….

(This is AstronomerLeah's sister :))

(you guys have too much time on your hands. Explosions and mattresses and caterpillars?)

[@Rachelle- I love your picture! :) did u take it?]

A helicopter flies overhead, and an FBI agent yells at you over a megaphone "DO NOT MOVE HUNTER STEELE! WE HAVE MEN ALL OVER THIS PLACE! COME QUIETLY, AND YOU WILL NOT BE HURT!" Knowing that was a HUGE lie, and that once captured you'd be dissected a million times over by scientists, you activate your super-speed powers and run down the street at 70 mph.

Is Hunter Steele the kids name? Also, I am guessing that your (Mr. Epic) age is somewhere between 10 and 13…..you sound just like my brother….dissecting, scientists , super-speed powers……. Am I right?

He's actually 15. :)

Happens to the best of us… ;)
(People thinking we're years younger than we are that is… :P)

But, they aren't unhappy for long, as the FBI agents gun them down in an effort to get you. You keep running, and run into a McDonalds…..

You hit the McDonalds face first, and fall down. then you look up at where you crashed and see a man hang a sign (and he starts laughing at you) the sign reads "this is a window, please use the door" so you get up and go in the door. 2mins later, the FBI blasts the door down (and the windows) and and they shoot you, but then they realize they don't have anymore bullets they used them all on the secret police. so they just stare as you escape out what you think is the back door…

…but it's really the door into where they keep the huge vat that is full of oil for making french fries. You get super distracted (because french fries are your weakness) and you start eating them as fast as you can shove them in…

You fall into the vat that keeps the oil in it. Then….

Then you start eating like a dog, and tip over the vat. all the oil spills and runs under the door, you just keep eating. but you hear the FBI coming so you hide in a trash can. The the trash gets welled out and a trash truck is already there! then the truck dumps the trash and you into the truck (with a robotic trash can picker-upper) and drives off…

[this is beginning to sound like an action movie. :P
sorry…I just finished watching Tintin again. :P]

Then you find a bunch of talking toys (which somehow look very familiar to you…) in the truck, and they ask you to help them get out. You grab them and start to climb to the top of the truck, but then…

you decide talking toys are just a little TOO weird, and throw hem down. You hear a lot of clicking sounds, and realize the FBI agents are reloading their guns……

(@#MrEpic - yeah right!)

You dive back down into the truck and try to hide. But then the talking toys get angry because you threw them down, and they start attacking you…

The FBI agents hear all the racket and climb into the truck to see what is going on. When they see the toys they panic…thinking that they are some kind of army robot/bug that is spying on them! After backing out of the truck they regain their courage and re-enter the truck and start shooting at all the toys. Then….

you pull the bullet that hit you out of your shoulder, and glare at the agents. They fire at you, while you activate your force-field……….

[How about another rule (Rule 7) No romance whatsoever!]

[The more rules made, the more people break them. Easy as that.]

[I think that we should start following the current rules instead of making more. (@MrEpic rule number 1 no weapons!!!)

But, they aren't unhappy for long, as the FBI agents GUN them down in an effort to get you. You keep running, and run into a McDonalds.....

]

[I've heard that good rules in fiction help writers be more creative! :D]

i agree that we probably need to start following the rules that the creator of this forum established. If we do decide to vote, I also think we need to have the person who began this forum's final descision on any votes that are taken and also they probably need to give us their "OK" on this whole voting idea before we implement any of the votes taken.

I personally am OK with the whole weapon thing….although "force fields", "Super speed powers" and stuff like that is a little too far fetched for me…..but I believe that the creator of this forum did say to go crazy…but IF the stuff which I named above ARE weapons then we should have the creator's "OK" on them, since that breaks one of the rules. Also, I know a couple homeschoolers who do not like to have anything to do with weapons and guns and such….I am not one of them, but I think we should still be mindfull of those who are, if there are any on this forum. Also,someone mentioned romance….I think this is something that REALLY needs to be kept out of this forum. I know more families that are against their kids reading romance stuff than ones that read about guns.

These are just my personal opinions. I am fine with whatever happens, lets just try to remember to keep whoever is the creator of this in tune with what is going on.

Couple things you two….

1. I've been on these forums since they started. Please don't assume to know more about the rules here than me.

2. I personally know the creator of this topic. She knows me as a serial teaser.

3. Making rules about such things as LOTR and weapons and super powers is unnecessary. Remember the beginning of this forum: "For those with imaginations!" And, if those who don't like these things are on here, we aren't forcing them to post here! I used to be part of the Story theater Never Ends, and they turned the whole thing around without my knowing. I was confused, and didn't contribute much more. But I didn't blast them for doing it!

4. This was MADE to be a copy of "Story That Never Ends"! We knew that when it started!

I don't mean to be rude, but really?

Thank you for sharing your opinion. I did not understand that you knew the girl who started this forum and that y'all were on the same page about the rules. I might not have made this clear, but what I meant to say in my comment was that I was really fine with anything…and I have had absolutely no problems with anything on here so far….i just wanted to make sure that we were not over-ruling the girl who started this forum and her rules. If she is OK with us talking about guns and weapons then I have absolutely no problem whatsoever.

Also, since you know the girl who started this forum, would you mind asking her to make the rules a little more clear about no weapons and no movie characters and such… if she does not really mean that we have to keep those rules, I think it would be best not to confuse us about what we can and can't say on here if she does not intend for us to keep them? Thank you.

I hope this did not come across rude in any way. I TOTALY understand what you were saying in your comment. I just think the rules are a little unclear since she says we cannot talk about guns and movie characters and such in the rules and then you tell us she is OK with us doing that. Again, All I really wanted to come across in my comment was that we had permission to be over-rideing the rules made by the author of this forum.

Thank you for giving us that information and please forgive me if my earlier comment offended you in any way.

You weren't rude. But I never said she was, or wasn't okay with our posts containing weapons or movie characters. She hasn't posted anything new about that so far, and we've had elements of both in the past. I'll ask her, when I see her on Sunday.

Ok. I understand now! Thank you for being willing to talk with her about this.

You're welcome. Also, being older and taller makes it easier for me to talk to people!

I know what you mean! I am pretty tall for my age. How old are you?

1. You?

I'm not always so outgoing though. If I don't know a person, I'm really shy and awkward………..until I get to know them better. But even then, I can still be awkward, but I try to hide it.

I am 15 as well! I am shy….I don't know about akward though. :) What month were you born? I was born in February. (I just want to see if I am older than you…everybody I know who is 15 is always born in January!)

January!

I mean that I feel awkward. Like, when I first met my friend Calvin, he's 22, we talked for, like, 1 minute, then stared at each other for 3 minutes 'cuz I didn't know what to say. At all. So, I'm weird when I first meet people.

I'm really shy and awkward to when I meet people!!!! And it's the exact same way when I meet someone. We talk for a minute and then stand and stare at each other…unless of course the other person is outgoing.

[Are we still on the last one? If so this one can wait.]

One day you are swimming in a dirty lake and then….

You dive for pearls but all you find is an old statue of a shark (you think), so you start to swim to the surface, but then…

The statue starts to move in your hands. then…

You scream ( As well as you can in water) but then the live shark starts to shrink into the size of this word : a. You stare at it but then it starts growing bigger until it is the size of the lake! you are on its back you are sooooooo scared but then…..