Brickmaster 2.0

lol :)! It's a Rachel's fault shakes head…..jk!!!!!

OOC: Hey, where've y'all been? I was hoping to get to catch up on a few pages of action… :P

IC: seeing that I am threatening their superior, all the soldiers immediately begin firing at me Um… you guys? Does it seem to you that those bullets are gonna do anything to me? pulls back fist and slams it hard into the ground, shaking the ground so much that it knocks everyone within a ten-foot radius to the ground Nice try, guys. Now, I'll give you a choice: Surrender or die. What'll it be?

I dont know who you are, I dont know what you want,but I might as well attack you!

swings steel bar at SBG

I'm on the other side of the world from you!

OOC: Rats, gotta go. sigh Just as you show up. :P

OOC: I think we're kinda stuck right now…
Also, why do you always come on when no one else is here?!?! Why don't you come on a little earlier or something…

I feel like such a spy…. :P hehehehehehehehe!!!!!

Yeah, me too. Mostly because I'm sitting around and watching everything bad that's happening without doing something about it. ;-)

OOC: Wish I could. :( But I tend to only be able to come on late at night, and just for a little bit. So… I'm usually only on when you guys aren't. :P

IC: soldiers stagger to their feet and begin to reply that they surrender Ha, that's what I thought. How about you guys all just–

suddenly a huge hole opens up in the earth behind the soldiers, and an enormous tank-like machine emerges "It appears that the tables have turned, superhero!" a voice booms from the tank. "Now YOU surrender or die!" dozens of huge guns suddenly pop out of the tank and point at me

Umm…

And not posting anything or helping anyone. Lol

dives into tank's hatch and sticks double-barrled sawed off shotgun up up gunner's nose Don't do it….you'll seriously regret your actions if you do

sigh That's really not necessary. walks up to tank, smashes two holes in it to get a grip on it, grabs it, and swings it miles away Uh… you probably want to get out of that before it lands, Noah. Or whatever your name is now.

turns to the soldiers, all of whom are staring at me blankly, mouths agape Does anything else need to be said? I think you all understand now that resisting is pointless, so…

It seems like you are speaking quite intelligently for the Hulk. :P

Hey, I'm not exactly the Hulk–I'm Nicohulk. ;)

jumps out of tank and lands on ground
ouch?

OOC yea my name is Noah

OOC: Just making sure you weren't still Wolverine, or wanted to be called Deadpool, or something like that. :P

IC: before the soldiers can respond, an eighty-foot-tall robot suddenly comes out of the same hole in the ground that the tank came from Uh… okay. the same booming voice begins to speak again "I didn't expect that, but did you really think it would be that easy? That was one of my less powerful creations. THIS, though, I think you will find to be a more formidable foe! He has no known weaknesses, and is practically invincible. Good luck! Mwahahaha…." robot lifts up its foot and prepares to stomp on me

jumps on jetpack propelled bicycle I'll save you hulk! Deadpool Smash!

robot's foot comes down, but I use all my strength and keep from getting crushed Yah! You've got some muscle there! manages to slide out from under the foot Finally, I get to fight someone worthy of fighting! jump as high as I can, and slam my fist into the robot's face… but it does nothing Hey! That's supposed to work! as I drop, the robot grabs me in its iron grip Hey! Lemme go!

bike smashes into robot's face I got him! robot punches me no i dont

I have a feeling that this is going to be pretty difficult. wrenches free of robot's grip and drops to the ground Hey, I have an idea! Noah, have you seen the Green Lantern movie?

Noope! he's gay…literally in the comics. and his movie ive heard is really lame

What's your plan? I don't care how much I hate GL, I'm about to die!

OC - I like your new name! Just memorized that passage yesterday. :P

Really? yeah, we like our name as well

I'm beginning to hate DC. Batwoman is now gay also.

batwoman? or batgirl? anyway, I always liked MARVEL better. (sorry sam) actually I'm not sorry

Batwoman's always been like that. That's why I don't read her comic. And, since when was Green Lantern gay? He's always had his girlfriend, Carol, who's a Star Saphhire! Even in the GL comic from last month, they're still together. And, for the record Noah, I do believe Marvel was the first to have gay characters.

Anyhoo, I don't read the comics of any gay character.

Phat and Red Mist's uncle are gay, but they are vilains. other than that, i know of no marvel gaywads.

EDIT Gevonese is not gay, the uncle is

Living Lightning.

hero?

Apparently.

Well, I don't go looking for gayness in superheroes…

Me neither. When it happens, it's always a disappointment. Just like reality-changing events like "Brand New Day", or "Flashpoint".

EDIT: I looked up what you said, and that happened in "Earth Two", a comic series set in an alternate dimension. So, we're both right. Thanks, now I know not to read "Earth-Two".

I pop up next to Ian
Hey. What's up? What are you people doing?

Whoa! Hey Sam! We were being attacked by Everett, and then we saw several dark flashes in the sky. Do you know what those were?

The sky and clouds and sun is up. We are here in Alaska and we're not doing anything right now except standing here cause we don't know what to do.

You notice I'm wearing midnight-black armor
My guys. I have a special squad assigned to protect you. After the last mission, I think you need it.
I turn away
Stealth tech is a bit glitchy, but it works for the most part. Don't try to find us. We'll be in touch.
I disappear in a dark flash

Okay….
So now what do we do?

OOC: That's up to you. Ian's the one who brought you out to Alaska, right?

OOC: Yeah…he did bring me out here. But I'm so bad at making decisions!!!

Well, I have one other defense that might work. I climb back in to the ship, and activate a force field around us in a 20 meter radius

Okay, but why do we need that? Are we being attacked or something?

OOC: Sorry, but I'm having a really hard time coming up with anything.

OOC: Let's just wait for Everett to do something. He's the one who's attacking us.

OOC: Okay, but I haven't seen Everett on here for a while…

OOC: If he doesn't show up after say 2-3 days I'll come in and do something.

OOC: Okay.

OOC: Sorry I haven't replied in a while. I will in a few minutes

OOC: Okay.

OOC not okay be on NOW! jk

IC I'm waiting, I'm waiting on you badguys, and I am hopeful,……….

OOC: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

IKR?,