Brickmaster 2.0

Oh…I thought she meant what are we shooting with these snowball guns :P

Okay…they're all in…now what?

What do you mean by "they're all in"?

I mean we have the cannons loaded with snowballs….

OOC: Sorry…I should have made that more clear…

Just aim and pull the trigger.

I'm slightly confused….I think that's a bit of a miscommunication here… On what??

I think I understand what you mean. They are just really big guns that kinda look like cannons, but they still have a trigger.

Aren't the cannons on the ground? And if so…I don't think I'm able to shoot them from up here…

Okay I think we have a really bad case of miscommunication here. We're all in the ship. You two are supposed to have large guns that can fire snowballs. You put the snowball in the tube on top of the gun, aim, and fire. Does that clear it up a bit, or is there still something that I missed.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……………………………… Now I feel SO silly! Okay, now that makes sense!! Sorry…I wasn't understanding before…

begins firing snowballs

Whew! I'm just glad we got that cleared up! :)

Sorry. I'm REALLY sorry!!!

It's okay! It's okay!

begins to fire

OOC: Snowball cannons–very creative! :D

IC: slams ice block over soldier's head, then examines the soldier's weapon Odd… Hey, this looks like a Hydra gun–powered by the Tesseract! I won't take time to explain what that means, but make sure to stay away from these things! One hit, and you're completely vaporized! uses soldier's gun to take out a couple dozen other soldiers

sits back and watches you fight just like at the movies!

OOC: Yessir! :)

IC: What are you doing? We're in the middle of a battle; get on your feet, soldier! grabs you and yanks you up, then continues fighting

Their numbers don't seem to be getting any fewer; where are they all coming from? Man, someone REALLY does not like Ian. :P

I'm watching the fight! pudme down!

suddenly, 15 of the soldiers coming toward you fall, dead from headshots
a black shadow seems to materialize next to you
Hey. Miss me? You seem to be having fun!

grabs megaphone form under seat Come on, Noah! You wanted to join the fight!

Noah! You can't just sit there…you've got to help!

give me a little time…grabs baseball bat Lettuce go!

You've had plenty of time…18 hours to be exact! :) JK :)

*suddenly, 15 of the soldiers coming toward you fall, dead from headshots* *a black shadow seems to materialize next to you* Hey. Miss me? You seem to be having fun!

MURDER! swings bat at wade wilson

SERIOUSLY!!!! You're supposed to be fighting this huge army…not trying to kill our friends!

a sniper's bullets slam through each of your wrists
Just don't.

regenerates HEy! don't do that! knocks you over the head with bat

Don't fight, boys! :) JK :)

Enough bickering! We're in the middle of a battle–no time for quibbling over little things! :P smashes soldier over the head Ya know, defeating enemies one at a time is getting boring. Let's do something big! jumps up, puts hands together in a large fist, and slams down onto the ice; this begins a large crack that travels down the battlefield, causing many soldiers to fall in That's what I'm talking about!

Nice Job, Nicolas! Now what?

He shot me!he must be punished! punisher arrives "As you were saying?"

Noah!!! Stop your arguing with Sam. Now! This isn't a time for your petty bickering!

I think we need to come up with a more effective way to get rid of these guys. I think we need to make a manmade natural catastrophe! My absolutely brilliant scientists have come up with an amazingly effective earthquake simulator that I think will come in handy here. I tap something on my ear a few times Hi, Joe. Could you send that earthquake simulator over to where I am? I think we've found a use for them. You can find me with the tracking bug on my belt. See ya later.

Okay, I think this'll turn the battle in our favor! The earthquake simulator will be here in a few minutes…

Great idea!!!!! Yeah…hopefully…

four large cone-shaped machines drop out of nowhere Wow! That was fast. Oh, that's right–the teleporter. Okay, anyway, let's set these things up!

sets the cones up in a huge square, about one hundred yards away from each other Okay, let's let 'er rip! And then we'd better get away as fast as we can. This thing can simulate an earthquake up to 9.0 on the Richter scale! flips the switch, then runs back to Ian's ship Get us in the air, quick! ship lifts off just as the earthquake begins

follows behind Nicolas and watches the earthquake W.O.W!!!!!

Yes! It looks like it's working! Cracks are forming everywhere, and almost everyone is falling through! When the earthquake stops, we can surely take care of the rest. Finally, this battle is almost finished! :)

Yup, it's definitely working!! That's great!!

Okay, it looks like the energy in the machines is going out. It'll take a while to recharge them, but they did their duty! Lets go finish off the soldiers that are still left! jumps out of the ship and charges toward the destroyed battlefield, being careful to avoid cracks

follows close behind you and begins attacking the remaining soldiers

SUMMORE MURDER! burns soldiers with aerosol can and lighter STOP KILLIN' PEOPLE!

lands ship, and jumps out of it carrying a pole Everybody duck! once all of you duck, I slam the pole into the ground, and a shock wave goes out knocking all of the soldiers out, but not killing them

stares at Ian
What was that? Dude! Haven't you heard the saying? "A dead enemy, ain't an enemy no more!"? There;s no way we can tie up, or chain, or whatever, this many guys. And, Nicohulker, didn't you notice all of those guys had climbing hooks and hand and boot claws? They're in Alaskan wilderness, they know how to climb up ice! They'll probably be back up here in a few minutes. What YOU guys need to do, is regroup, and see what needs to be done. What I'M gonna do, is get my men to start taking them out.
I disappear in a dark flash

sticks hammer INTO enemy's head Do you know why? Because i'm NOT Batman!

Hm. You have a point there. I thought an A-bomb or an H-bomb would be going a bit too far, but do you think it would be necessary to get rid of these guys? If so… well, let's just say it won't be too much trouble. ;)

I knocked them out, I didn't kill them. I also have about 100 binders in my ship. I figured we could take them prisoner, and maybe we could get them to talk.

Let's just makes pieces with them! Deadpool pulls out double shotguns and blasts away "Rest in pieces!"

That's not what I meant

All right, all right. Just sayin', that would get the job done, if you weren't concerned about violence. :P Let's take 'em out the, uh… more gruesome way, shall we? :P grabs machine gun and begins firing away

Naw, this is more like it. picks of an ice pick and spiked club

eyes widen Um… okay. :P