Brickmaster 2.0

with lightning fast moves I grab both of your weapons before you two get very far This isn't right! We shouldn't just massacre people like this even if they are evil! pauses and breathes slowly to calm down I also want to know what force we're up against. What weapons they have, how big their army is, and if we might have friends out there.

you said 'gruesome' drops both weapons and draws CHAINSAW

yippiekaiyay

hacks way through enemies with chainsaw

CHAINSAW?! grabs it and cracks it in half No WAY!

a dark flash appears near you
You'll only need about 50. My men have done their work.

Hey, we're not massacring them. This is war; they're trying to take innocent lives, we're destroying them to keep them from doing that. Though it would be a good idea to try to get a better idea of who they are and what they've got.

Too late! there's your chopped…feels remorse That should only be done to Nazis, communists, and muslim terrorists. and others like them

We'll only need about fifty what?

Binders.

OOC what is this dark flash?

closes eyes, and sighs Then let's do it. walks towards ship

OOC: My stealth technology.

Oh…that one.

Wait… how can a "flash" be dark? That's sort of an oxymoron, isn't it? :P

walks in with you
I can make them talk. And if they won't……….I'll give them to Noah.

He'll use his ballpoint pen and folding chair to get to 'em. It always works.

picks up a pair of binders No I'll handle this. You can help me gather everyone, but I'll handle the interrogations. walks out of ship with 51 binders

What's the 51st for?
looks at Noah
Never mind.

in a blink of an eye I put the 51st pair of binders on Noah I don't want you going crazy, and killing someone.

Probably because you said "about" 50. Just a precaution. But of course, we can always take out any extras. Ahem.

He'll use his ballpoint pen and folding chair to get to 'em. It always works.

breaks binders This will be fun….LOTS of fun. grabs folding chair and pen WHOOHOO! I can hardly wait!

glances at you
Something tells me those won't make much of a difference.

*in a blink of an eye I put the 51st pair of binders on Noah* I don't want you going crazy, and killing someone.

I don't kill my interogees. but I make them wish i had

sighs Yeah I can see that. Noah, don't kill any of these people. I'll handle the interrogations. If I can't get them to talk, I'll ask Nicolas to do it, and if that doesn't work, Sam, and if that doesn't work, you.

Oh, I'm so relieved. :P

Okay, now I really am relieved. ;D

See my above post? its cool, I got it

Uh-uh. We're not lettin' you touch these men until we absolutely have to. If you won't comply… well, we have ways to make you. Mwahaha…

I've recently learned that scissors work well too….

trips Noah, and makes him fall in the snow Stay here. Nicohulk, Sam, let's go bind them. walk off to knocked out enemies

sits on folding chair and writes on hand with pen

Zip it. We don't need any more gruesome images than you've already given us! :P pins Noah You guys go ahead. I'll make sure this guy stays out of trouble. glares at Noah

I'm using them for correct purposes

looks back Thanks Nicolas! gives Sam 25 of the binders

I was referring to your "scissors" comment. :P

writes on paper with pen, then cuts it up with scissors Cool?

I'm really wondering how you're able to do that when I've got you pinned to the ground.

brings last prisoner Okay, now we just have to wait for one of them to wake up. puts him with the others, and sees another prisoner stir Like that one.

takes binders, and begins cuffing prisoners
So, how are you gonna make 'em talk?

OOC: Sorry my response took a while, my sis and I are playing the demo for LEGO Marvel Super Heroes.

bends and knots iron bars around Noah That should keep you occupied for a while. We'll untie you if and when we need you. Until then… sit tight. :P

I can make them talk!

OOC: tries not to explode Augh! Stop talking about that, will you?!?!

looks at prisoner who stirred Leave that to me. First I need to make sure we can get information from him. walks toward stirring prisoner, and notices that there are female prisoners or her.

OOC: That's okay.

There were girls in that army?? That puts everything in a completely different light… begins to feel terrible

OOC: Aw nuts, I've got to go. See y'all later! (Make sure to have plenty for me to read here when I come back! :D)

kneels next to prisoner, closes eyes, and concentrates hard He can help us. Let's get him into the ship.

Edit: Bye SBG!

There were girls in that army?? That puts everything in a completely different light... *begins to feel terrible*

not right! no girls in that army!

picks up prisoner with a little bit of trouble Oof! This guy's big! Yes, there are women in this army, Noah.

not in the one I fought

Are you charles xavier?