Brickmaster 2.0

He's not scared of you, Noah.
Ronnie: I'm a part of a rebel group against this threat. I was actually assigned on a mission to be part of the army, and the enimy made me the leader of this attack.
Me: I can see that they're trying to get people who I admire to be part of the leaders of the attack.

OOC: BYE!

OOC: Are you leaving?

OOC: You're leaving? Bye.

He has nothing to fear, but I myself! opens switchblade Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!

rolls eyes at Noah Don't worry I won't let him hurt you. Now what are we up against.
Ronnie: Their army consists of about half the population, another one-fourth is either in training or are in other parts of the enemy's service. Only one-fourth of the population is actually against the enemy, and we are spread thinly around the globe. Their weapons are very advanced, but we've been able to steal some so we could duplicate it. That's all that's important. I'm not even sure who's in charge of the enemy.
Me. Thanks, Ronnie. Anything we can do for you?
Ronnie: No, I can get back to one of our bases in about a half-hour. i'll get a new assignment there.
Me: What should we do with those people out there? I gesture toward window.
Ronnie: Don't kill them. A few of them are part of the rebels, and I'll need to take them back to one of our bases. Leave the rest. Don't kill them because they are being mind-controlled somehow, and therefore are innocent.
Me: Well I got it, now I just have to make Sam, and Noah listen.

is still waiting outside interrogation room

Hahahhhehehe hyperventilating from sheer excitement What will make you let me see ronnie, huh? How 'bout a magic trick? displays BLADED joker playing card Wanna try?

Come on let's go outside. We walk outside Now which of these people are with you?
Ronnie: Let's see here's Phil, aaannnddd, here's Jay, aaannnddd, here's Andrew. That's everyone.
I wake them up with my special mixture You sure you don't need our help?
Ronnie: Nah, we got a piece of technology that should do the trick. pulls out cube which expands to a snowmobile that can fit four people
Whoa! Cool! I guess we'll be seeing you again?
Ronnie: Yeah, maybe. See Ya!
See Ya Ronnie! they all pile on and zoom off

come on come on, bind me. BIND ME!

Oh I can do more than that. smirks, and before you know it you're in a huge snowball with only your head sticking out

uses bladed card to cut my way out Do you wanna know why I use a knife instead of a gun? guns are just too quick. when you a knife, you can savor all those little emotions that would've been lost otherwise.

OOC from now on i shall be the REAL EVIL Joker, and therefore your nemesis, hehehaha

I knew there was something I didn't like about you! Do not kill any of these people!

walks out of ship
What's going on? Is Noah being crazy again?

Not only that he's turned evil!

Are you willing to negotiate? if you just kill one eensy, weensy, little itty bitty badguy, I'll let everyone go. if not, I'll just use my imagination to creative kill you all. evil laughter

Will you stop it!!!!!!! you see my face start to turn scaly green for a moment, but it goes back to normal

facepalms
Really Noah? Really? Just let the dude go!

I want to bring him down to my level, to make him just like me, a killer. I wanna break the spirit of good people everywhere

realizes what is happening You're under the control of the aliens.

me? heheheahahhehehe No. i am not. hysterical laughing what do you believe in? ALIENS?

They're the ones who are trying to kill me. You might want to rethink whether you're under their control or not.

I don't wanna kill you! what would I do without you? no, you complete me. Without you I would be some purposeless criminal, but with you, why, you make me who I am.

Bow! Arrows! suddenly my bow and arrows come flying out of the ship, and I catch them, and string an arrow to my bow pointing it at you Do not kill these people!

I don't have time for this.
slams Noah to ground, and holds pistol to his head
Look. Crazy dude. Either you control your crazy enough to help us out or you leave. Got it?

you wont kill me! out some misguided sense of conscience you wont! watch him, he's bluffing!

OOC you can kill me if you want, make it painful. and I was the Joker, not noah

smirks
I won't? Maybe. Maybe not.
pulls out knife
Now, let me demonstrate some of the interrogation tactics I would've used…..

Jumps on Sam and grabs the knife Watcha think you're doing?

confident that you wont kill me, pulls out my own knife and reaches for your mouth Smile for the camera!

kicks your hand dislodging the knife

OOC: I have to go now guys. Bye!

I am now leaving this story. And unless you stop it I won't be returning. I'm very sorry…I was hoping that I could continue but I really do not like all your violence.

I'ma bad guy!

This is a public forum and there are younger children on here and I seriously think that all this violence is wrong. I don't think that having the battles are wrong but your violence of using knives, etc… (you know what I'm talking about).

OOC–I agree with you for the most part, Carissa. So let's get this fixed…

IC–grabs Joker's knife and Sam's knife and cracks them both in half Enough of this, people! We're on a mission here, and we need to stop trying to kill each other! If you're a bad guy now, Noah, go join the bad guys! But please, let's not get so violent with each other! (As Carissa said, there are readers younger than ourselves here.)

Thank you, Nicolas!

I am completely crazy….I don't work well with bad guys. just kill me, or have me imprisoned, to where I have to be another character

Well, we're not going to kill you. I'll just send you off to a gorilla colony (established two years ago by yours truly) on a planet in the solar system closest to ours. Maybe you can make your life useful there. :P sends for a rocket from HQ, and when it arrives, sends the Joker off to the gorilla colony

raises eyebrows A gorilla colony? What exactly is that?

I established it to see just how intelligent gorillas can be. Many say that man evolved from gorillas and apes, but my research is showing that a gorilla's level of intelligence is significantly smaller than a human's, though significantly larger than many other animals'. It appears next to impossible for gorillas to increase in their intelligence so much as to do the things that man has done since he was created (such as build cities and empires, form and understand languages and writing systems, etc.).

Oh, okay. Sounds like a great idea!

Not fair!

OOC: Well, now you have the opportunity to become someone else, like you asked. ;)

Why is it not fair? You asked for it.

alright, I revert back to my boring self

You aren't boring! In fact, you're anything but that. :P If you don't like that you can't do anything superhuman, be creative. ;D

can I be a temporary pacifist?

You can, though that might be a bit difficult in the middle of a global war.

throw as many obstacles to my (ridiculous) belief as you can…I will eventually break at just the right moment.

I see. Well, as for me, I think I'm just going to stand here and shift around uncomfortably until Ian gets on here and tells us what to do next. :P

glares at Carissa, and kicks Joker/Noah off of him
I'm leaving. My men and I have some…………..business………to take care of.
smiles at Ian
Have fun keeping Noah in line.

Why are you glaring at me?? Fun?! Okay, thanks…I'm sure we will. Not!