What would happen if...

[What are you apologizing for??]

[Ummmm….for not being able to help with the story I guess. Sorry, I won't keep apologizing needlessly…]

[It's good that you're so willing to apologize, but you simply do it too much. :P And you do not need to apologize for apologizing needlessly……. :P]

[Yes, I know you did it on purpose, but still. :P]

[Am I sticking my tongue out too much? :P]

[Okay, I won't keep apologizing so much.]
[I'm almost apologized again…. :) :P]

A huge leopard seal! :D

[And one that knows English! Coolness!]

He says, "Well, now that you're here, I'll take that meat from you." He takes out a pistol, cocks it, and points it at you. You roll your eyes, grab the seal, and throw him down the hole. Then…

[English? I guess I haven't really read what you've made up… I got hooked on the 'huge']

You feel extremely exhausted, and lay down and fall asleep. Several hours later, as you sleep peacefully in the soft light of the moon…

the ground starts to shake under you. And…….

It opens up and swallows you and you find yourself in a very dark pit with water rising rapidly at your feet…

Fortunately, you remember that water must have an egress, so you take a deep breath and dive under the surface. Sure enough there is a lighter patch a little ways off and you swim toward it. When you get close, you realize it is a tunnel, and you swim through, encouraged by the hazy ray of sunshine which has found its way to your pit. Unfortunately, you hadn't counted on the whole tunnel being underwater, and you start running out of oxygen. Lungs screaming for air, you try to propel yourself faster, but your arms feel like putty. Just when you think you're going to black out…

A fish swallows you kinda like Jonah, then…

(To much swallowing! Though, I guess it's better than all the falling earlier.)

it realizes that it cannot chew or swallow you, so it immediately goes to the surface to spit you out. Then…

you feel yourself flying out of the fish's mouth. You land with a thump that sounds like wood. You get up and look around, and see that you are on the dock in the harbor. Some people are looking at you strangely, so you cover up your face, and walk stiffly towards the land. As you walk up the ramp…

…A giant banana starts to roll down the ramp right toward you. Then….

You use your parkour skills to juke the banana. But a giant plum is right behind it. You don't see it coming so it flattens you, but you get up as quickly as possible only to see…

That you are now a two-dimensional being, having been flattened by the plum. This is an odd sensation, but you realize it may be useful, since you can basically make yourself invisible by turning sideways. Unfortunately, it also means you have to walk sideways into the wind for fear of being blown over. When the wind suddenly changes direction, it catches you off guard and you are sent spinning into the air, and land draped over a tree branch. You look up to see sitting near you a…

giant snowball! [Yikes! That was random!]

The giant snowball smiles at you, making his mustache wiggle. "Hello there," he said. "Are you lost?" But before you can reply…

[a chilly smile, I assume?]

[Indeed.]

…A snake slithers around the trunk of the tree you're on. (You have always been extremely frightened of snakes.) You try to scream, but no sound comes out. The giant snowball rolls backwards and crushes the snake for you when he sees your terror. You are about to thank him when…

you awake from your hallucination to see the anime cosplayer holding an empty vial of medicine.

"The minotaur guys tried to drug you. They were failed mutation experiments made by Dr. Falcomb, the scientist who gave you your mutant powers. I managed to get this down you before the drug took full hold of you, but you will need some time to recover. Please, come with me to my safe house. I have some friends who'd be very glad to meet you."

You just stare at her in confusion until she takes your hand, and….

Throws you right into a huge palm tree. Then…

You relize she is the nurse!! JK!!

You relize she is the nurse!! JK!!

You'd better be just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Which nurse???]

[Be glad you don't know]

[??excuse me?? :P JK]

[So is it that nurse (whoever she is) or not?]

[Ummmmmm……….a really bad person in my opinion! It ruined an entirely great story on here!!]

[Trust me, you don't want to know!]

[Trust me, you don't want to know!]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^What he said

Throws you right into a huge palm tree. Then...

[too much commenting, not enough story! I'm just picking up from here…]

the force of your weight hitting the trunk brings down a shower of coconuts. One hits the stranger on the head, rendering her hors de combat. Unfortunately, when you get up, a monkey frantically launches himself at you, furious that you stripped his tree of coconuts. The two of you roll over and over in the grass as you try to dislodge the beast.

Then you grab a coconut and knock the monkey out with it. You go over to the stranger to see if she's all right. You…

take one look at her, and you know that something's not right. Her…

…foot is lodged in her mouth and she is trying in vain to get it out. You look at her helplessly at first (rather in shock at the awkward position she is in) and then try to figure out whether to laugh or remain serious (you are rather hard headed). You decide to…

…walk away. But suddenly…

(@Madi- I'm really tempted to try to find a playmobil nurse and bring it to nats and give to Jordan to give to u. Lol

[That's a strange position! :)]

(@Madi- I'm really tempted to try to find a playmobil nurse and bring it to nats and give to Jordan to give to u. Lol

LOL…. :P I think I actually already have one. ;)

Really?? :) well what's another??? Lol

you are overtaken by so much guilt that you run back to her and get her foot out of her mouth. She…

…thanks you profusely.

[very creative, Madi!]

[bows thank you, thank you! :P]

And that's when Bob the Tomato comes down the hill and invites you to star in the next Veggietales show.

[Oh this is awesome!]