Sarah Frisk

1. Fly away! Duh!
2. the banana

Haha, yes, they would!
My parents thought the "What would happen if" forum was getting a little crazy, so I'm not allowed on that forum anymore, btw.

So, before I tell you the Question of the Week, I'm going to tell a story that Katie told us a few weeks ago. I know you all want to hear the question, but knowing the story is pretty essential to understanding the question. Besides, it's a good exercise in patience. :-)
One day a few years ago, Katie and the S. girls (different S. family) were outside and Katie noticed that the moon had disappeared. After discussing for a little while, they decided that a walrus named Wane ate it. But a few days later, the moon started getting bigger again. So Katie came up with the idea that Wane only ate most of the moon, and now the little bit that he had left was regenerating.
Now that you know the story, here's the Question of the Week: How do you get Wane the walrus to stop eating the moon?

I almost forgot to mention- We all got to hear about the time Katie convinced Mrs. Travis to go down a waterslide! still laughing really hard just thinking about it

Easy… Encourage him to eat the rest of the moon. If he all of the moon, then there will be no moon left to regenerate, and Wane will have to stop eating the moon, because there will be no more moon to eat. As simple as that! Unless Wane is so unintelligent to the point that he can not understand you when you try to get him to eat the rest of the moon. Or if Wane is intelligent enough to know that eating the rest of the moon will prevent him from eating it in the future. Or if the is a unknown force in nature preventing walruses named Wane from annihilating the moon.

In the event that any of those suppositions are a reality; the next step is to get a Walrus named Gwen, and repeat the same process of moon eating with her. If she doesn't comply try convincing the walruses to each eat half of the remaining portion of the moon.

If plan A and B won't work, try repeating plan B with a manatee named Veal. If this still doesn't work, then it's time for Plan C! Convince Veal the manatee and Gwen the walrus to defend the moon from Wane the Walrus.

Rename the moon something else, like… the noom, just so you can remember of course! It will no longer be the moon, it will be the noom! Therefore he will not be eating the moon. But that of course is just punting the jar up the lane. You are still left with the problem of how to make wane stop eating the tide turner. Unless it wasn't the substance of the moon that he wanted to eat, but simply an object named the moon, then that would fix it.

Last idea that I would like to share with you: eat the moon yourself! :D

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I would lift him with a crane and put him in a zoo, and put him in an exhibit where he can't see the moon and he can't escape. :)

Alright everyone, the Question of the Week is here!
Suppose you live in Antarctica, in an igloo made out of frozen bananas. One day, it's really sunny, and your bananas start to soften up. How do you keep your igloo from collapsing?

lol! Take it down and move north. :D

How would you transport all those bananas? :-)

Buy passports for them of cores! Jk (as if this isn’t all a joke!) I’d use the tractor and trailer! :)

Good idea! It would probably be hard to get all those bananas on a plane. ;-)
EDIT: Oh, and I would get their passports mixed up, because they would all look the same. Name: Banana Date of Birth: Unknown Photo: picture of a banana

What would you do? :)

Hmm… I'm going to steal Katie T.'s idea and pack snow around the bananas to keep them cool. :-D

But if the bananas are thawing, the snow would be melting, right? :)

I would build a wall of snow and rock and shade my igloo from the sun. :)

Katie's newest Question of the Week:
How do you get a picky elephant to eat cucumber salad? (You can't just shove it down his throat, he has to actually walk up to the salad and eat it himself.)
We got a lot of ideas for this question. Katie T. suggested starving the elephant until he was so hungry that he didn't care what he ate, but then Katie S. pointed out that elephants are a protected species, so we had a rather hilarious discussion about how that might work. Tia said she would puree the salad and dilute it in his water hole, and Elisa thought you should genetically modify the cucumbers so that they tasted like something that the elephant liked to eat.
Oh, and I gave Katie my email at dance today, so we'll still have the questions over Christmas break! :-)

I think I would spray peanut scent/ flavor on it. :P

Just popping my head in really quick to get help with an academic crisis. :-) As those of you who I've been talking to on SC7 know, I'm working on an argumentative paper on Bulfinch's Greek and Roman Mythology. I'm supposed to contrast the pagan gods with the true God. For one of my topics, I wrote this:

III. Each god has his own responsibility; God takes care of everything.
Descriptions of the gods’ responsibilities, page 3-9
Ps. 24:1,

I was hoping to get a minimum of two Bible verses for each topic to back myself up. One problem: The first verse I put down here doesn't really address the topic very clearly, and I can't find another one. Would you guys (and girls) be willing to help me out here?

Yes, this does mean that I'm still not done with the outline I was planning on finishing two weeks ago. :-)

My RPG character:

Name: Amarisa Deividson
Age: 17
Appearance: Long blonde hair, blue-green eyes, 5’9. Wears a white dress, dark brown boots, and a light blue cloak.
Weapons: Recurve bow and arrows. She has a ladies' dagger but rarely ever uses it.
Description: Amarisa’s family has lived in Alavaria for generations. Her grandfather was killed during the War for Freedom. Personality-wise, people often compare her to a deer, since she tends to be shy, quiet, and gentle, but also pretty and graceful. She is a peacekeeper and would rather settle for second best than start a conflict. Because of this combined with her quiet nature, she often doesn't stand up for what she knows is right. She has an uncannily strong memory, especially for visual input.

Katie's Question of the Week:

How many enchiladas would it take to stuff a chihuahua's ears?

Dance was pretty interesting today because the Travises were out of town, so Katie S. and Jessica were teaching the class. It actually went pretty well, except for the fact that Jessica kept getting us all confused. :-) I also discovered that Jacqueline has the same ankle problems that I do, and that Katie, though she's of the kind type of person, is merciless with her rond de jambs. (Does anyone else have any idea what those are?) ;-)

Less than one. Can you imagine trying to stuff something so big into something so small??

3/4! :P

Katie's Question of the Week:
What would happen if you poured vinegar and baking soda into a wallaby?

It would choke to death.

It would blow up like a balloon, and I would walk with it around the zoo, and tell people I got it at a very special gift shop at the entrance of the zoo, but they're almost out of them. :P

LOL! I'll have to tell Katie that one! :-D

:P

I emailed Katie your answer, and here's how she responded:
Hahahaha that's hilarious. And if you told that to people ahead of you in a long line, it would solve that problem as well :)

LOL! :D

It's Friday, and you all know what that means… the Question of the Week is here! Unlike most Fridays, I actually don't have an answer yet, so I'll need your help. :-P
What would you call a cross between a chihuahua and a koala that only eats peppered artichokes?

A chihuakoala Pepperchoke! :P

A very, very strange animal that needs to be sent to a special zoo.

Katie's Question of the Week:
You've been abducted by a gigantic hippopotamus, and you're blindfolded. How do you escape?
(Sorry I'm so late in getting this to you guys! :-( )

literally laughs out loud

Obviously, you hit him in the eye to distract him, and you run away. Simple.

EDIT–You will, of course, have to untie the blindfold first.

join us on SC plz!! :P :)

Just catching up on other topics; will be there soon! :)

Untie the blindfold, and distract the hippo with some lettuce. :)

Wake up. :P

You could say that to most of these questions. :P

You will, of course, have to untie the blindfold first.

What if the blindfold is stuck on?

Then you tear it off. If even that doesn't work, grab a sharp tooth from the hippo's mouth, slice the blindfold off, and then proceed.

Katie's Question of the Week:
You're having a palace built for yourself, but it has to be built by birds, and once the palace is finished, you have to keep the birds as pets for the rest of your life. All things considered, would you choose warblers that only eat pumpkins, or woodpeckers that don't peck wood, but only eat pancakes?

Are these my only choices? 'Cuz I'd pick eagles or albatrosses, or something big. Much quicker that way, of course.

Yes, those are your only choices. :-)

I'd choose the woodpeckers. :)

Katie's Question of the Week: You're having a palace built for yourself, but it has to be built by birds, and once the palace is finished, you have to keep the birds as pets for the rest of your life. All things considered, would you choose warblers that only eat pumpkins, or woodpeckers that don't peck wood, but only eat pancakes?

I'd fire the contractor, and find another one who'd use human workers.

Sorry this is kinda late! Katie couldn't get a ride to Bible Study last night. But she was at rehearsal today, which was even better! Anyway, where was I… oh yes, the Question of the Week.
How would you use balloons to make a lagoon float?

You'd tie as many balloons as you possibly can to as many nails as you can possibly fit at the bottom of the lagoon. Then, you dig under the foundation of the lagoon–about ten feet below, I'd think–and voila, you have yourself a floating lagoon.

Awww…you come on just as I have to leave??