What would happen if...

He extends his hand to you, but then you remember that bob doesn't have hands. You…

…look behind the cardboard cutout and behind it you find…

…Larry trying to take a picture of a monkey that's really a cow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–szrOHtR6U
You begin to explain his mistake to him, but he interrupts you… :P

(I've seen that one! If only I didn't have two younger brothers! JK)

to say that if it has a tail it's a monkey if it doesn't have a tail it's an ape. You….

(It's from that episode/movie/whatever that is. I'm telling the truth! Watch it for yourself)

[Yup! It's awesome. :P ]

…notice that a mysterious looking cloud is floating above you…

that is a weird purple and green color. Suddenly……

…the cloud drops down and envelopes you. Everything turns green and purple and you can hardly tell what's what because the smog is sooo thick. You begin walking quickly trying not to trip, but trying to find an exit out of the cloud. Suddenly…

…you wake up again. The anime-cosplayer girl is standing over you, and you are in a strange room. "Those drugs really were quite powerful," she says. "You fell unconscious again just after I finally woke you up. You've probably been having some pretty strange hallucinations, but I think the drugs' effects are finally starting to wear off, and you'll be right as rain in no time." Though slightly confused, you thank her, and manage to stand up. The room is rather small, and dimly lit by a small lamp on a short table in the corner of the room. Besides these things, the room is empty; the walls, floor, and ceiling appear to be made of wood, and the single door is made of thick metal. You begin to wonder what exactly you are supposed to do now, and begin to ask the girl, but suddenly…

(Sorry if I got carried away… but hey, I haven't been on here in a while!)

You watch anime?

(No he doesn't I introduced that character somewhere earlier. I got it from my sister who has an anime costume, but just to clarify, This isn't her. :))

a 6ft. 5in. tall, skinny, pale guy walks in. He…

Clunks the anime-cosplayer girl on the head and tells you quickly to follow him. You try to think quickly (as you are rather confused which person to trust), but before you can come to a decision about what to do…

The girl jumps up, and does a spinning kick at the guy. She…

…succeeds in knocking him off his feet and yells, "Come on! Run for your life." You follow her out the door and down a little overgrown path into the woods. You run for what feels like hours and finally she stops you abruptly and tells you to listen…

to footsteps! She tells you to hide in some bushes while she takes care of this. You duck into a bush right when the tall guy comes down the path and…..

…starts taking counterfeit money out of his gunnysack bag. She goes up to him and says, "Freeze, Benjamin." But suddenly, the man…

Says, "Abracadabra" and the money turns into a very thin, but very long rubber snake. He quickly whips it around the woman's neck and begins to pull it tighter. The woman begins to turn blue. You don't know what to do. You have a split second to take action. You decide to…

Try that fancy kick that the woman did. So you jump out of the bushes, yelling "hurrah!" while you kick the back of the man's knees. He falls to the ground, and you knock him out. Then…

you go and check the girl's vitals. You are surprised to find that she has a strong pulse, and is breathing normally. She…

[<blockquote>yelling "hurrah!" while you kick</blockquote>

LOL]

Try that fancy kick that the woman did. So you jump out of the bushes, yelling "hurrah!" while you kick the back of the man's knees. He falls to the ground, and you knock him out. Then...

[Finally! I was getting annoyed that the person just let the girl take care of the man…he should not have been hiding in the bushes!]

[She does seem to have a little more experience in personal combat, though… ;) (But I definitely understand what you mean.)]

Hey, Nicolae! Check down our links on SC7!

…quickly jumps up and throws you down a huge hole. You fall down into a gym, in which packing peanuts are playing dodgeball. You…

Packing peanuts again?!? LOL

Dodge the ball, and look around to ascertain where you are. "Oh, it's been so long since I've seen you!" You turn around and see your best friend from kindergarten- or at least you think it's him- jumping up and down and waving at you from behind a chain-link fence that's across a 20-yard chasm.

You then notice that the fence and chasm separate you from a mental asylum, and notice your "friend", has a very, very crazy look in his eyes.

[Yikes! I'd get scared if one of my friends who isn't already crazy (jk!) went crazy!!!!]

...quickly jumps up and throws you down a huge hole. You fall down into a gym, in which packing peanuts are playing dodgeball. You...

YES! Lol I love packing peanuts. lol

You then notice that the fence and chasm separate you from a mental asylum, and notice your "friend", has a very, _very_ crazy look in his eyes.

[since everyone else is afraid to take this one…:P]

Doing a huge backflip, you land much farther away from the chasm. A maniacal cackle follows you as you rush away. You're so busy looking over your shoulder that you don't notice another part of the chasm right in front of you. You are plunging down into the depths of the earth until…

You land on the moon and suddenly you see the nurse…

advancing toward you with a syringe in her hand. You level your bow. "Don't point that thing at me!" just then she stumbles over a moon rock, injecting herself with whatever was in the syringe as she falls. Immediately, she turns green and her hair…

(NOOOOOOO!!!! Not the nurse again!!!!!!)

starts knotting itself. She yells that you poisoned her and would take this to court. You laugh and say, "If you ever get to earth!" Suddenly, the moon starts……

(What world are we in?)lol

disintegrating under your feet, and you are left floating in a cloud of dust! You turn around and see the nurse slowly floating your way with an evil grin on her face! You can't get away so you…

blow the cloud of dust to her. Then you realize she looks a lot like the White Witch in Narnia if only she were white instead of green. She…

Asks you what food you like best, but unlike Edmund, you notice the trick and take off running at top speed. The nurse/Green Witch yells to her chariot driver to follow you, and you hear the cracking of a whip and the sound of wheels spinning through the air. Then…

What would happen if you got trapped in a cave? You'd run into a …

Weeping Angel.

You back away slowly always keeping an eye on it.

The flashlight in your hand flickers…

You contimue walking slowly backwards but then you bump into…

Slender Man.

[What is that?]
You turn and scream. The "slender man" disappears. But as you turn back you scream as you see the weeping angel's face right next to yours.

[What is that?] You turn and scream. The "slender man" disappears. But as you turn back you scream as you see the weeping angel's face right next to yours.

[1. Google and Wikipedia are your friends. Wiki knows more.

1. Once you've Wiki'd, you'll know that wouldn't happen.]

[And you're a better friend then Google OR Wiki!!! So you can tell me what that is. :P]

[Which is why I'm helping you to develop independent thought.]

[Okay, okay. I'll go look it up.]