Jokes :)

Jesus? ^he can do anything^

OK, this is a joke. Now think about it.

thinks hard Ummm…

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Jesus? ^he can do anything^

yea lol!!!

I done told you!! Don't change your avatar back to superman!

A man leaves home to go running. He makes 3 left turns and finds 2 masked man there.

1. Why did he leave home running?
2. Who were the masked men?

Baseball?

1. To run around the bases of the baseball field.
2. The catcher and umpire.

i don't know

I done told you!! Don't change your avatar back to superman!

uuuuuuuuum thats not superman DP that's Josh Hutcherson.

I done told you!! Don't change your avatar back to superman!

uuuuuuuuum thats not superman DP that's Josh Hutcherson.

It was superman…

I done told you!! Don't change your avatar back to superman!

uuuuuuuuum thats not superman DP that's Josh Hutcherson.

It was superman...

well okaaaaaaaaay then?

Who in the Bible could talk as a baby?

John the Baptist (just a guess). :)

"If Justin Beiber thought breathing wasn't cool, 92% of girls would die and the other 8% would die laughing."

"If Justin Beiber thought breathing wasn't cool, 92% of girls would die and the other 8% would die laughing."

xD xD

LOL!

Count your blessings. Everyone who knows who he is wishes they didn't pretty quickly. :P

I know this might sound strange but first time I heard of him I thought "he sounds like someone who needs some real friends."

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

Bumper sticker I saw today: "Think. It is still legal."

Someone should design a bumper sticker that says:
"Please do not read this bumper sticker: it may distract you from your driving."

Which is why I usually facepalm when I see bumper stickers that say "Don't text and drive." They are basically saying, "Stop looking at everything else on the road and look really close at me, endangering your concentration on your surroundings, so I can tell you not to look too close at a screen in your hand that endangers your concentration on your surroundings."

Especially when it is written in text-talk so that you have to cross your eyes to read it. That is even worse for driving.

Precisely. It will be some time before I trust myself enough to read bumper stickers while I am driving.

I once saw a bumper sticker that said "bumper sticker." xD

A blonde went to a store to buy a scarf. The next day she returned the scarf, and the cashier asked her why she didn't want it. The blonde answered, "It was too tight."

xD

I'll accept a blonde joke from you since you are one as well. xD

xD Yup, surprisingly I like blonde jokes. I know a smart blonde story, too, though. Maybe I'll post it sometime. xP

Hey, I'm blonde and I love them too! Like this one: "A blonde walked into a restaurant and said 'Ouch.'" xD

I don't like them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm only "sorta" blonde!

I've seen you. You're not "sorta" blonde, you're BLONDE!

And, if you haven't noticed, if everyone did everything everyone liked, this place would be boring indeed.

Agreed (about the second part, that is). xP It certainly ISN'T boring here, at least with you around. xD

Knock Knock

I've seen you. You're not "sorta" blonde, you're *BLONDE!*

It does depend on one's interpretation of "blonde." My sister is what I call "dirty blonde" or "dark blonde," but some say she's just "blonde." Whatever… xP

Who be there? xD

Knock Knock

I'm Deadpool.

You

rolls eyes

You who? xP

I'm Deadpool.

I'm Loki.

Yoo hoo! Big summer blowout!

Lol! That's great! :D

That would be in our winter department.

I'm Deadpool.

I'm Loki.

You're father.

Hi Sam! laughs at your username and profile pic xD

Lol! That's great! :D

IKR? :D xP

That would be in our winter department.

A real howler in July, ya?

Did you come up with it?

Mmhhmm. :P