Funny Sibling Quotes

Me to my little sis: "If they make me dress up for Drew's graduation, ima just wear my jean skirt and camo T-shirt and not care what Rissa, or mom, says about it 'not being nice enough' or about how much 'you can't wear that type of shirt with a skirt'"
Rissa: "No! I won't let you!"
Jet: "You also can't stop her."
Me to Rissa: "Smart one this young one is…"
Rissa: "but you can't!"
Jet to Rissa:"Has she ever cared about fashion?"
Me: "exactly!!!!!!"

My littlest brother grunted, pointed, and said “Dat. Dat.” then pointed to himself. And so informed me that all he wanted to wear that day was his camouflage pajamas.
Me: "Sorry Kid.”

Oh he likes camouflage?
He can stay as a cousin then :)

Oh he likes camouflage? He can stay as a cousin then :)

one day all us boys got it to camo and didn't realize it until mom told us it was Sunday.

Me: Micah, "What is your favorite animal?"
Micah (2): "A moo!" (cow)

xD

Mom: Who’s going to water the goat this morning?
1 year old brother: Me! Me! Me!
Mom: Uh, I think your a little to small for that…
Me: I'll help him. (to Lev) You love May-may, don't you?
1 year old brother: Yeah, I wove Meee-me!

It was so cute! (really he is kind of scared of her)

This ain't realy a funny sibling quote but its my sibling and its funny, he doesn't talk.
Me starts poking Haymitchs stomach.
Haymiitch bites my hand and scratches us away
"Aww so cute!"
"Yes! I'm bleeding now! Our goal in life is completed again!"
Haymitchs starts licking away all the blood
"Dats nasty kitty! Stop at once!"
Haymitch bites my finger again
Cilla gives me her grumpy look from across the room

Half pint finds a clear marble with random colors in it.
"Its a little baby ball! With a fishey in it!"
"Nah! Its not a fish!"
"Uh huh! Daddy can eat it!"
"No it's just colors! No fisheys!" throws it across the room
She finds it 5 min. Later
"Its a little baby ball! With a fishey in it!"

So half pint is basically my baby sister so I can post her quotes here!
Me teachin her how to trace ones hand onto a piece of paper.
Her: "You do yours!"
Me: "Ok, flips paper over I need a whole paper because mine hand is really big and creepy!
Her: "Yea your hand is really creepy!!!!!! you need a paper? Grabs a big stack of papers and throws them
Me: Half pint! I have the back of this one! Pick them up!"
Her: "Your creepy hand can do it!"

Me hears half pint upstairs with the Marissa:

"No! No! No! No! No! I wanna eat the cup, Kay?"
Marissa: "Are you being grumpy? Does someone need a hug?"
Half pint: "No! No! No! No! No! Ima go see Abby, Kay?"
Marissa: "No she's doing school!"
^they both knows Abby let's her eat things!^

Zachary, hand inside his mouth feeling his teeth at the dinner table: Mama, I haven't lost even one of my jaws yet.
laughter all around the table
Mama: Well, that's good, Zachary. I hope you don't ever lose one of your jaws.
more laughter, Zachary realizes his mistake and turns red
Me, trying to comfort him: Zachary, did you mean _molar_?
Zachary nods
more laughter

So half pint is basically my baby sister so I can post her quotes here! Me teachin her how to trace ones hand onto a piece of paper. Her: "You do yours!" Me: "Ok, *flips paper over* I need a whole paper because mine hand is really big and creepy! Her: "Yea your hand is really creepy!!!!!! you need a paper? *Grabs a big stack of papers and throws them* Me: Half pint! I have the back of this one! Pick them up!" Her: "Your creepy hand can do it!"

LOL! You two have so much fun!! XD

Heh.she just annoying and sassy most the time :p
Her favorite word is 'No' even though she doesn't know what it means. :p
Marissa: "Here let Abby hold you."
Her: reaches out to me "NO!"

Me: "Wanna play with play dough?"
Her: "No!" runs to get the play dough out

My Dad (driving): sees billboard with Lady Gaga on it: "Lady Gaga. What a weirdo."
My Sister: "Who's Lady Gaga?"
My Dad and I (in unison): "You don't want to know!"

Lol!

@Sam- haha! How old is your sis?

19 yo bro: Do I smell like paint?

(He's an artist and a paranoid germaphobe, so yeah…)

Us: Yes.
Him: How much?
7 yo bro: Thirty percent.

xD

We're talking about what tricks we could play on people when we bring food to the church potluck

Joseph: We should bring zebra and penguin meat!
Nathan: Where would we get zebra and penguin meat?
Joseph: From the zoo!!

XD

Me gets into my dads truck after working at the restaurant so I can have the luxury of being droved home rather then walking

Si: "It smells like a grill!"
Me: "Me!?"
Dad: "He says your a grill Abby!"
:p

Haha! Good for you! ;)

In the same boat with your sis…I have no clue who that is, and I won't go asking, since I guess I don't want to know. =)

I think I heard that she is a very secular singer/artist… or something. ?

I think I heard that she is a very secular singer/artist... or something. ?

If I said "understatement of the year", that, in and of itself, would be an understatement.

You don't want to know. :P

That's why I wasn't asking. =)

That proves I only said what I've picked up on. xP See how wonderfully sheltered I am!? XD

Some of my little brother’s words:

“Kut-kut” = Sauerkraut
“Kickins” = Chickens
“Kicks” = Chicks
“Ote” = Goat
“Orks” = Forks
“Oter” = Water

Wow, Rosie, I didn't know you had a twin!

Wow, Rosie, I didn't know you had a twin!

Yup, long lost twin - identical too.

We were talking about winter with our friends in OR, and he was talking about how it had been in the single digits for almost a week that winter. So, ever-so-innocently, I asked, "And after it was int the single digits, did it go back down?"

Haha!!! where do you live?

Alaska. Well, that's where our home is… and we're getting there in ten days! :D

Wow, Rosie, I didn't know you had a twin!

Yup, long lost twin - identical too.

Whoa, why didn't you ever tell me?

LOL!

Everyone got on a roll when 4 y/o sister said "Me too!" You know how they say, "Me three!" and "Me four!" and so on, and always claim more than one number? xP
Well, 2.5 y/o sister chimed in with a "Me two an' a half!"
xD

Everyone got on a roll when 4 y/o sister said "Me too!" You know how they say, "Me three!" and "Me four!" and so on, and always claim more than one number? xP Well, 2.5 y/o sister chimed in with a "Me two an' a half!" xD

LOL!!!!!

XD

Everyone got on a roll when 4 y/o sister said "Me too!" You know how they say, "Me three!" and "Me four!" and so on, and always claim more than one number? xP Well, 2.5 y/o sister chimed in with a "Me two an' a half!" xD

Hahahahaha!!! So cute!! :D

The other night my brother was talking about his "tic tac" (tie tack) xD

Sister: "Who was the one who came to the graduation party on the moter cycle?"
Me: "…uh…that was your cousin…Nick…"
Sister: "Who was the one who came with Uncle Chris and Aunt Diana?"
Me: "…your uncle!!!!!!!"
Sister: "Uncle who!? Why do I not know these people?!"
Me: " Facewall you just seen both of them a few months ago!"

My little brother has started kissing his mosquito bits, and asking other people to do it for him.

My aunt talking about Simon to her brother:
"Yea he doesn't talk, unless your at his house. Then he's like 'Blah blah blah, lord of the rings quote, blah blah blah, something about lord of the rings, blah blah blah lord of the rings blah blah blah.'."

My uncle to Simon: "Ah so you like lord of the rings? Who's your favorite character?"
Simon: "Gandalf"
My uncle: "Ah Yea he's cool! I like lord of the rings! wispers to me: " Yea I've never seen them…but I got him to talk!"

My 3 year old brothers version of The B-i-b-l-e:

"The b-i-d, The b-i-d, The b-i-d, (sings that over and over) I stand on top of God's Bible!!!! Yay!!!"

I wish I could share the video of my little brother when he was 2 singing the B-I-B-L-E! It is really cute:

"A Be-A-Be we we we we! Babol!"

It's even funnier to watch him! xD

I wish I could share the video of my little brother when he was 2 singing the B-I-B-L-E! It is really cute: "A Be-A-Be we we we we! Babol!" It's even funnier to watch him! xD

Haha!!!!!! that is funny!!!! Yeah, it is funner to watch Isaac too!!!

I found the leftovers at a last and said, “Ah-ha!”
Levi mimicked me, “Ah-HA!”
I said it again, “Ah-ha!”
Then he said it.
“Hey Lev!” I said, “Do this.” I whistled.
He took a deep breath and it all came out as a big sigh.
I winked at him. He blinked back!

:)

Wow, Rosie, I didn't know you had a twin!

Yup, long lost twin - identical too.

Whoa, why didn't you ever tell me?

Maybe because I didn't know either - that's kind of the point of "long lost". ^I can't wait for you to meet her!!!^

Mama is reassuring Summer about being alone upstairs:
"Well you'll have Melody, and Harmony, and Jesus!"
Melody, listening from across the room: "And cheesecake??"

You can tell where her mind was after eating cheesecake for dessert. xD

Me talking to Jared (6) while getting ready to brush teeth:
Jared: I wish I was a girl…
Me: Why?
Jared: Because….
Me: But why?
Jared: Because sigh I'm bored of being a boy.

:D

LOL!!!!

Se (playing some kind of game with To and Ev, and he is supposedly “locked in the library”): Hey you guys! Get me out of the library!!!!
Roy and I at the same time: Don’t worry! I have you on reserve!

holds up an eggses
"You know what this is Half?"
"Orks! Its an ork! Okrrrrkkkkkyyyyy!"
"Um not quite. Try again baby!"
"Its Abby!"

Me, at my church, asking a two-year-old about his black-and-white stripes shirt

"Job, what color is your shirt?"
"Stripes!"