Funny Sibling Quotes

*holds up an eggses* "You know what this is Half?" "Orks! Its an ork! Okrrrrkkkkkyyyyy!" "Um not quite. Try again baby!" "Its Abby!"

Hilarious!

She's just like you!

Henceforth, Deadpool Corps. has had an addition:

Babypool!

Me, at my house, asking my two year old about her pink shirt
"Half, what color is your shirt?"
"Pink!"

Half is so much smarter then your job!

*holds up an eggses* "You know what this is Half?" "Orks! Its an ork! Okrrrrkkkkkyyyyy!" "Um not quite. Try again baby!" "Its Abby!"

Hilarious! She's just like you! Henceforth, Deadpool Corps. has had an addition: Babypool!

Lol! I told her that's her new name, and she goes " IM A BABYPOOL!" and its so cute with her little southern accent!

Me, at my house, warning my (almost) two year old and three other little siblings
"I'm gonna tickle you if I see your belly again!" wink
"Noooooooooo." blink
everyone starts tucking in their shirts

*holds up an eggses* "You know what this is Half?" "Orks! Its an ork! Okrrrrkkkkkyyyyy!" "Um not quite. Try again baby!" "Its Abby!"

Hilarious! She's just like you! Henceforth, Deadpool Corps. has had an addition: Babypool!

Lol! I told her that's her new name, and she goes " IM A BABYPOOL!" and its so cute with her little southern accent!

Yeah!

Now we have

Deadpool

Lady Deadpool

Sampool

Dead shot

Baby Deadpool

What about "Death"? :P

I'll have to ask Abigirl.

*holds up an eggses* "You know what this is Half?" "Orks! Its an ork! Okrrrrkkkkkyyyyy!" "Um not quite. Try again baby!" "Its Abby!"

Hilarious! She's just like you! Henceforth, Deadpool Corps. has had an addition: Babypool!

Lol! I told her that's her new name, and she goes " IM A BABYPOOL!" and its so cute with her little southern accent!

Yeah! Now we have Deadpool Lady Deadpool Sampool Dead shot Baby Deadpool

Lol! We are slowly building are army!

What about "Death"? :P

@MFAbigirl

*holds up an eggses* "You know what this is Half?" "Orks! Its an ork! Okrrrrkkkkkyyyyy!" "Um not quite. Try again baby!" "Its Abby!"

Hilarious! She's just like you! Henceforth, Deadpool Corps. has had an addition: Babypool!

Lol! I told her that's her new name, and she goes " IM A BABYPOOL!" and its so cute with her little southern accent!

Yeah! Now we have Deadpool Lady Deadpool Sampool Dead shot Baby Deadpool

I was Princess Deadpool for a while, remember?

Uh sure! :)

Uh, yeah! It was epic!

Just making sure.

After all, i have to thank Sarah for you. Because if it weren't for her, I never would have meet you!

Just making sure. After all, i have to thank Sarah for you. Because if it weren't for her, I never would have meet you!

And we'd only have Sampool and Deadpool!

Sarah has saved me from utter self-destruction, through lady Dp. Thanks Sarah and Abigirl!

Just making sure. After all, i have to thank Sarah for you. Because if it weren't for her, I never would have meet you!

Yes, we thank Sarah very much for telling us about this awesomeness!

And together, we're Los tres DEADPOOLS!

No prob. :)

facewall Self-destruction!?!? Poor guy!

*facewall* _Self-destruction_!?!? Poor guy!

And together, we're Los tres DEADPOOLS!

Yeah buddy!

Now we have Deadpool Lady Deadpool Sampool Dead shot Baby Deadpool

Lol! We are slowly building are army!</blockquote>

-An epic force.- THE epic force

We're at our mission's conference, and one of the men had just come out of a building where the littler kids were playing hide-and-seek. He said that it was a mess in there, and he couldn't see anyone. Then he heard a little voice from behind the couch saying, "nine billion and four, nine billion and five, nine billion and six…" He said he thought, "I wonder how long these kids have been in here?" :D

So, today, our family was in the van driving somewhere, and it was pouring rain. And I looked out the window and saw someone riding their bike. And I meant to say "Biking in the rain, that's no fun."

But it accidently came out as - "Biking in the fun, that's no rain!" And I didn't catch it. And then Ellia called from the back seat - "WHAT? Biking in the fun, that's no rain?! What's that supposed to mean?"

And then everyone laughed. But I laughed the hardest. :P

Awwwwww! I can totally picture her saying that! :)

Ellia saying that? Yeah. She's pretty good at catching all the stuff I say wrong. :)

LOL! That sounds like Micah with me…

LOL! That's so funny! XD

Haha!!!

Jes can make a three-leaf clover with her tongue! Ry was trying really hard to do it too at the dinner table. Things were getting hectic so Dad was going around the table having everyone say something one thing at a time as an alternative of talking all at the same time.
Dad: “Ry, did you have something you wanted to say?”
Ry (with his tongue in a knot): “Uhhh..nuuhh”
Me: “He’s tongue-tied. Seriously!”
Everyone starts laughing!

So we had gotten a ton of food from Half Pints for Drew's graduation party, and there was a ton leftover and I was making a BBQ sandwich.

Me: Don't worry guys, I'm a pro at making these!
Sister: ok i d like to order one small BBQ sandwich, and a side of stephs homemade potaoe chips!
Me: no derp go away! You can't order food from me when I'm at my house!
Sister: Cool beans bro! Now go make me a sandwich!
Me: punches her

My little brother was working on the BB memory verse Psalm 107:13-15, using the Musical Scriptures CD. In the part where it says "and break their bands in sunder" he thought it said "in sunburn". LOL!!

Sees someone riding a bike, being pulled by a four wheeler by a rope
Brother: "rednecks be like"
Sister: "Awh! They have a leash!"

Esther is like a sibling.
Esther tickles simon
My dads construction manager: Hey Esther! Abby wants to be tickled!
Me: Screams
Esther: tickles us
Me: kicks her, screams more, punches her, screams more
Esther: stops OWwwww!!!
Me: ^sorry…^ runs

Esther is _like_ a sibling. *Esther tickles simon* My dads construction manager: Hey Esther! Abby wants to be tickled! Me: *Screams* Esther: *tickles us* Me: *kicks her, screams more, punches her, screams more* Esther: *stops* OWwwww!!! Me: ^sorry...^ *runs*

Haha! I take it you hate being tickled?

No i…uh…love it…..? O.o :P

No i...uh...love it.....? O.o :P

I can't tell if you're joking or not. ^Sorry^

lol yes im joking…

No i...uh...love it.....? O.o :P

I can't tell if you're joking or not. ^Sorry^

Dude… sarcasm? :P

Sorry, that's why I apologized. :P Btw, isn't the Speaking Whale thing so funny? x)

lol yes im joking...

My apologies for not sensing your sarcasm xP I hate, hate being tickled too. xP

Sorry, that's why I apologized. :P Btw, isn't the Speaking Whale thing so funny? x)

Yep. :P

When I asked my 2 year old brother what he wanted for lunch, he told me "green beans and sausage!" xD He actually got mac n cheese and apples instead xP

Little sister being very silly well we weed strawberry… somehow my hair had gotten in her mouth! :P

"Sarah, your hair smells like cake, looks like carrots, and taste like a strawberry!"

Me and my cousin swimming yesterday:
sees random people making out in the pool
Me and cousin: Splashes them with the waters
Cousin: Ha! That's what you get for being so gross! Also for stealing the deep side, so we couldn't swim there!

Awwww!!!! What a sweet description of big sister!!! That is priceless, Sarah. xD

Last night we watched Mary Poppins, and the little ones loved it. Afterwards, I was (kind of) being silly, so I asked Summer, "Am I as good as Mary Poppins?" First of all she said "Yes!" Then she said "Kind of." xP Later when I asked the other two she told me I was better than Mary Poppins. xD

Sister: "Aw man! Abby is so beating us at this game!"
Abigail: "Cuz I'm just so swaggy at this game!!!"
Sister: "You're what???!
Abigail: " SWAGGY!"

Me and my cousin swimming yesterday: *sees random people making out in the pool* Me and cousin: *Splashes them with the waters* Cousin: Ha! That's what you get for being so gross! Also for stealing the deep side, so we couldn't swim there!

You shoulda held them underwater until they were sleeped with the fishes!

Me and my cousin swimming yesterday: *sees random people making out in the pool* Me and cousin: *Splashes them with the waters* Cousin: Ha! That's what you get for being so gross! Also for stealing the deep side, so we couldn't swim there!

You shoulda held them underwater until they were sleeped with the fishes!

We shoulda!!!!

What art thou doingst now?

Waiting for edible goods at a restaurant :p