Funny Sibling Quotes

Started by Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
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Hannah Hope

Mom You kids are crazy and immature!!!! Just like your father!!!!
Me There's nothing wrong with dad!!!!

long awkward silence

Me uhhh…

we both start laughing really hard

:D

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Hannah Hope

Dad is crazy and immature. I said that there wasn't anything wrong with him, and then me and mom both got the thought that yes… maybe there is a lot wrong with him. :D Basically he acts like a 5-7 year old. :D Which makes him the most awesome dad EVER!!!!! :D

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Gloria

That's so funny!

Yeah, the other day I was doing something and a lugnut fell out of my pocket…
My dad ^who's a car mechanic^ : picks it up Where on earth did you get this?!?!?
Me: I picked it up when Mom and I were walking to buy some nuts… What is it??? :)

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Sarah B.

Blink and you're dead.

blinks ten times What's wrong with me?!?! starts freaking out I must not be normal!!! Why am I not dying?!

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Hiruko Kagetane

Blink and you're dead.
*blinks ten times* What's wrong with me?!?! *starts freaking out* I must not be normal!!! Why am I not dying?!

By the time I've typed this, the Weeping Angels will have gotten you. You're most likely in the past. Sorry. :P

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Rose Tyler

Blink and you're dead.
*blinks ten times* What's wrong with me?!?! *starts freaking out* I must not be normal!!! Why am I not dying?!
By the time I've typed this, the Weeping Angels will have gotten you. You're most likely in the past. Sorry. :P

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Hannah Hope

That's so funny! Yeah, the other day I was doing something and a lugnut fell out of my pocket... My dad ^who's a car mechanic^ : *picks it up* Where on earth did you get this?!?!? Me: I picked it up when Mom and I were walking to buy some nuts... What is it??? :)

Yikes!! :D

One time when we were driving home from somewhere, we had all of the lugnuts but 2 break and fall out of our front tire. And one of those was cracked.

It was a very exciting drive. :D

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Gloria

That's so funny! Yeah, the other day I was doing something and a lugnut fell out of my pocket... My dad ^who's a car mechanic^ : *picks it up* Where on earth did you get this?!?!? Me: I picked it up when Mom and I were walking to buy some nuts... What is it??? :)
Yikes!! :D One time when we were driving home from somewhere, we had all of the lugnuts but 2 break and fall out of our front tire. And one of those was cracked. It was a very exciting drive. :D

lol yikes! :p

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Rose Tyler

Hannah: sits down and looks across the room at my Canon lens mug "Wait, is that your new coffee mug?"
Me: rolls eye "Number one, it's NOT a coffee mug, it's a tea mug. Number two, I've had this for two years."

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Rose Tyler

Eden (we're related in a way :P): looks at me "I'm surprised you're not wearing an Answers in Genesis shirt!"
Me: "Well, I wore one yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that."

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Rose Tyler

OMG U R a Hobbit freak 2!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yessiree! My name is Elizabeth. Nice to meet you! air handshake

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Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)

We were eating lunch with our pastors family when we picked up Jared this morning. He told us that they watched 'Dr. Paul', which, as I understand, is a video series about a vet. Bella pipes up, "He put his hand in the cow's bum!" Mrs. W—: "Shhh! We're eating!"

Bella has got a reputation for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time… facedesk

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Shaggydog (Bloodhound)

  • sitting at dinner table talking about the fish we are eating*
    Mother: " did you know that the skin of this fish Is bad for you?"
    Older sibling: " WHAT!?!?"
    Mother: " yeah…what's wrong?"
    Older sibling: "No!!! I have been eating that skin my whole life!!!!"
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Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)

Christa had some halva in her backpack, and they did a bag check because of it…. "Um, no, it's just candy…" He asked her, "Is it good?" and she goes, "Yes!"

He gave it back. We all breathed a sign of relief.

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Margaret Eddy

A few days ago my younger brother (age 7), holding his peanut butter and jelly sandwich up on three fingers, announced: "This is a perfectly balanced meal."

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