Jokes :)

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Long enough to reach the ground. This is Abraham Lincoln's joke though.

That's funny. He was quite the man for words wasn't he?

Yes he was. LOL

Y'all were up late! No idea, Rosie!

Okay, so in answer to the riddle I posted yesterday: You turn the first light switch on, and leave it on for 1 minute. Then you turn it off and turn the second one on, and go into the room. If the light is on, it was the second light switch. If it's not on, go over and feel the bulb. If it's warm it was the first light switch, and if it's cold it's the third one.

"I'm only 1 color, and more than 1 size. I'm stuck on the bottom, but I easily fly. I'm present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What am I?"

(This riddle has 2 acceptable answers)

That was only 10.

Haha, I thought maybe you needed the light to see by, so I didn't think that was a practical answer, but I see the answer was what I thought was impractical.

hmmm… I'll have to think awhile on this one.

I guess;P I'm up a lot later than that sometimes. ;P

xD Yeah.

Okay - have all the time you want! 8D

@Biranna- I'm stumped. I don't know this one.

Here's a good joke.
A man lives in a 20-story apartment on the 20th floor. Whenever he comes home and he's by himself he goes up to the third floor on the elevator and then goes up the stairs the rest of the way. However, when there's other people with him in the elevator, he rides all the way up to the 20th floor. Why?

@Rosie: Okay - it's a shadow. 8D But Matthew came up with another answer - airplane wheels. xP

Oh, botheration. I know I've heard that one before…does that ever happen to you? :P

Who is bigger? Mister Bigger, or Mister Bigger's baby?

@Brianna- Now that I know it, it so simple. 8D So is Matthew your brother? A friend of ours has red, white and blue wheels on his airplane so they can be more than 1 color.

Yes it does.

Mister Bigger's baby?

@Rosie, Yeah, I know, it doesn't work extremely well. And the sun/rain part isn't always true either. :P But it was the best answer I could think of!! xP

Yes he is. :) Yeah, that's true. xP
Right! - Mister Bigger's baby is a little Bigger! =)

You were desperate for an answer right. 8P

Exactly. xP

Yeah - he didn't want to be stumped by a joke from his "little" sister. ;)

haha, I know how that can be. I stumped my bother's with the joke above.

xD I know how it feels too. I just have 2 less little siblings than he does lol.

LOL, I have only 1 little bother, but I have 2 big bothers and 1 big sister.

lol xD

I have five brothers. :P

You win. I lose. Game over. (Wait, were we playing a game?)

You have more than me!! =P

Oh wait, I have 6 adopted bothers… Do those count?

Sure! ;) I have 5 brothers! ;D But Matthew only has 4 because he is a brother. =P Goodnight all!

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

(Matthew don't answer any of these jokes I'm asking;P)

I have a bed, but I never sleep. I have a mouth, but I never eat. I run all day, and run all night, and never can stop, try as I might. What am I?

Tooth hurty - 2:30?

A River?

Yup. 8D

Hello peoples!

Here's a good joke, Celestia Anne.
A man lives in a 20-story apartment on the 20th floor. Whenever he comes home and he's by himself he goes up to the third floor on the elevator and then goes up the stairs the rest of the way. However, when there's other people with him in the elevator, he rides all the way up to the 20th floor. Why?

Ooh, so Brianna and I tie! Lol :P If we were playing a game, though, Anna would win, for she has 6 brothers! Lol xP xD

Idk!

Because he's so short he can reach the 20 button but only the 3 button, where there are other people with him, he asks them to push the button.

Oh! That's funny!

@Rachel: Lol xD

@Rosie: haha! I knew I'd heard that one before! Now I feel silly for not remembering. ;P

Image you are in a car going 100 miles per hour, with the doors and windows locked from the outside (no way to get out) going towards a cliff, and there is nothing in the car (not even seats) except for you, with no brakes or steering wheels or anything. What do you do?

Stop imagining.

I've told that one to a lot of people. xD I love it when they admit they're stumped. xP

@Hannah You wake up and realize it was a bad dream. xP xP ^jk

What do you call a cow with two legs?
takes sip of cola

A cow with two legs.

No…lean beef? (I have no idea if that's the answer you have in mindxP)

What gets wetter the more it dries? And what gets bigger the more you take away?

I knowww! xP

xD Don't say then. xP

I knowww, too. Can I say?

1. A towel? 2. Idk

Yeah, the first one is a towel - if you know that one, you should be able to figure out the other one. xP

@Rosie: I guess you can say in a while if no one knows. xP

A Hole.