Funny Sibling Quotes

During dinner this evening: Mom: I'm videoing Mercy, so don't say anything you'll regret. *She starts videoing Mercy* Dad (in the background, as though talking to one of us): What is wrong with you? You should have never been born!

Oh my goodness!!!! Lol!! :D that sounds like something my dad ^or me :D^ would've done!!!! :D lol

During dinner this evening: Mom: I'm videoing Mercy, so don't say anything you'll regret. *She starts videoing Mercy* Dad (in the background, as though talking to one of us): What is wrong with you? You should have never been born!

LOL! XD

I'm combing Melody's hair (a couple days ago), and she asks me, "Why did God make tangles in our hair?"
I tell her that that's a good question.
Then she says, "Maybe it's because Adam and Eve sinned."

xD

We were walking on a little frozen creek one day, and…
The ice breaks beneath Andrew and he falls in
Elizabeth bursts into laughter
Elizabeth falls in

Me to Harmony, looking at BB pictures (which my little sisters love doing xD): Why are they all pointing at Daniel? Harmony: Because they like him!

You have that picture? Can you send it to me? I haven't seen it (or any others from Saturday night/Sunday morning) yet!

LOL!

We were walking on a little frozen creek one day, and... *The ice breaks beneath Andrew and he falls in* Elizabeth bursts into laughter *Elizabeth falls in*

XD!!

I have some of those pics, too, but I don't have your email… I don't think.

It's on my profile. :)

Aw! =D

@Jackson: Haha! xP

This isn't exactly a sibling quote, but I thought I'd put it here anyway. :-)
"When the Bible says to "test everything", I don't think it means we have to test that all things are possible in the Lord's strength by attempting to entirely coat our hair in chalk." –Katie S.

Us playing some stupid game where you have to guess stuff and my brother was opposed to guess "Cinderella…"
My cousin: "its like that one lady who went to a ball and lost her shoe…"
My brother: "Cinderelephant?"
Everyone: starts laughing
My bro: "What?? Isn't that her name?? What's wrong? Do I have an funny accent or something??"

lol, funny

Isaac ^my little 4yr old bro^ comes running into my room crying

"Haya!!! Help, I hurt my elbow leg!!!"

Lol!! :D

At the dinner table…there's one biscuit left…

David takes the biscuit
Faith: I wanted that biscuit! But David took it!
David: "Man shall not live by bread alone…" sets the biscuit on his plate
Bethany: "…but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God." takes the biscuit from David and sets it on her plate

OMG that happens all the time at my house… ^I always end up with a bruise and the prize^

LOL!

LOL!! XDDDDD

LOL! XD

OMG that happens all the time at my house... ^I always end up with a bruise and the prize^

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! ^Well, the bruise part is… sometimes^

X) LOL!

Me: "oh my gosh guys! I forget the Spanish word for you!"
Sister: "uhhh yo soy helado?"
Me "….." looks it up "oh yeah! Ustead!"
Sister: "ustead baño!"
Me: "Ustead es un gringo!!!! Usted no habla español derecha!!!!"
Sister: "…what does that mean…? I only understand gringo, because you use it a lot…."
Me: Murders her

Me: "oh my gosh guys! I forget the Spanish word for you!" Sister: "uhhh yo soy helado?" Me "....." *looks it up* "oh yeah! Ustead!" Sister: "ustead baño!" Me: "Ustead es un gringo!!!! Usted no habla español derecha!!!!" Sister: "...what does that mean...? I only understand gringo, because you use it a lot...." Me: *Murders her*

Or "tu" would work, but that's more personal… "usted" is formal.

I have no clue where to put this….

Daddy had left his iPad in the plane yesterday. It was cold outside. When he came back, there was a little message that was popped up on it that said: IPad cannot be used until it cools down.

facewrist

Wow. xP

Something similar has happened to Christian with his Kindle Fire. xD

Me: opens fortune cookie
Me: looks at paper It's blank! Totally blank!
Rebeka: Mines awesome! Here, have another.
Me: opening second one Wouldn't it be funny if it says, "If at first you don't seceded, try, try again"?
Rebeka: I will crack up.
Me: looks at the paper then hands it to Beck-beck
Rebeka: starts laughing really heard

Paper: "Take a very long walk to burn off all that energy today."

Dad, teaching Sunday School a couple weeks ago: talking about the fall (meaning Adam and Eve) dry erase marker isn't working. tries a different one after setting the old one on the piano the new one doesn't work, so he sets it on the piano and tries a different one that _still_ doesn't work "Speaking of the fall…" marker falls off the piano and sets everyone laughing

Hunter If vegetarians eat vegatables, what do humanitarians eat?

:D

In the nursing home, a man rolls his wheelchair up and starts talking to me. I fix a polite smile on my face and start shaking uncontrollably.

Him: "I love homeschoolers, because they talk to adults."

Me: (thinking) Well, I'm being a very good example of one, aren't I.

Him: "Those [word omitted because it could offend any public schoolers who read this] never talk to me."

Me: And what am I doing?

I think I stuttered out some words at this point, but I can't remember. All I know is that he kept talking, but nearly all manner of speech fled my mind….

Everett was trying to use my dad's phone to find out what time the post office closes…

phone I've found quite a few post offices in Huston, TX.
Everett That's nice, but I'm not in Texas.
phone Oh. I'm sorry.

Jared and Christa were playing. Christa pretends to call Jared.

Jared: runs to where his play phone is 'ringing' Moose call! Moose call! answers the 'phone' Oh.

At the end of the call, Jared says, "Love ya, bye." Christa: "Hey!"

Harmony was asking Grandma to read Silly Tilly's Thanksgiving Dinner. Grandma told her that that one was too long. Harmony said, "You just read it one page at a time!"

My sister Abigail told me "This eye blinks better than this one!" And I asked her "Why?" she responded "I dunno…maybe because God made that eye first!"

XDDD

Oh my….. XDDDD

My sister Abigail told me "This eye blinks better than this one!" And I asked her "Why?" she responded "I dunno...maybe because God made that eye first!" XDDD

Lol!! x)

Okay, so we have this rubber duck on our changing table; and this morning, I gave it to Mercy to play with while I changed her.
Me: What does the duck say?
Pauses for a few seconds
Got any grapes?

facedesk I have that ridiculous song stuck in my head! XD

XD

You love that song!!! See!!!

No comment ^That was a fail…oh, whatever.^

XDDDD

Esther: i assume you've heard that song…? :P

I have no clue where to put this.... Daddy had left his iPad in the plane yesterday. It was cold outside. When he came back, there was a little message that was popped up on it that said: IPad cannot be used until it cools down. *facewrist*

Lol, just saw this. :D When we deer hunting at my uncles place ^we party hunt during gun season^ my uncle dropped his phone accidentally when he was getting out of his truck. When he got back and saw it in the snow he tried turning it on, and it said "phone in-operable due to abnormal tempurature" It was -8 degrees out. :D ^which is actually rather warm but it was still funny. :D^

Okay, so we have this rubber duck on our changing table; and this morning, I gave it to Mercy to play with while I changed her. Me: What does the duck say? *Pauses for a few seconds* Got any grapes? *facedesk* I have that ridiculous song stuck in my head! XD

Awesome!!! :D Lol!! :D

Yes. :P

One of the lines of the song, "By Faith" says, "We walk by faith and not by sight…"
My 9 year old brother was trying to sing it, and instead of the correct words, said innocently, " I washed my face and not my side…"

XDDD

One of the lines of the song, "By Faith" says, "We walk by faith and not by sight..." My 9 year old brother was trying to sing it, and instead of the correct words, said innocently, " I washed my face and not my side..." XDDD

Lol! I love it when people don't know some of the lyrics to a song, so they (well, I do it too…) mumble parts of it or just make something up that sounds sorta right xD

One of the lines of the song, "By Faith" says, "We walk by faith and not by sight..." My 9 year old brother was trying to sing it, and instead of the correct words, said innocently, " I washed my face and not my side..." XDDD

Lol! I love it when people don't know some of the lyrics to a song, so they (well, I do it too...) mumble parts of it or just make something up that sounds sorta right xD

Oh. My. I totally do that! ^^^^

One of the lines of the song, "By Faith" says, "We walk by faith and not by sight..." My 9 year old brother was trying to sing it, and instead of the correct words, said innocently, " I washed my face and not my side..." XDDD

Lol! I love it when people don't know some of the lyrics to a song, so they (well, I do it too...) mumble parts of it or just make something up that sounds sorta right xD

Oh. My. I totally do that! ^^^^

Me too XD LOL…Or if I'm singing and someone asked me a question, I sometimes sing the answer back x)

Harmony, when asked what her favorite color was, replied, "Grandma".

Me and rissa were snuggleing with our cat….
Me: "hes got these strange little bumps on his head."
Rissa: "Don't worry, he's just growing his antlers!"