Funny Sibling Quotes

We were outside sword fighting. I was Arwen, of course, Rachel was Beorn, Jared was Frodo, and Christa was Gimli. Rachel says, "Who wants to get thrown into the dungeon (a.k.a. the outhouse hole)?" Jared says, "Me!" We run after him with a shout, and he runs away, yelling, "I was kidding, I was kidding!" Rachel says, "Oh, so what should we do with him? Send him to Siberia over in the world?" Me: "No, send him to Mordor- he needs to go there anyways!" Rachel: "Yeah, and then we would be helping him…" and then we dragged him to the compost pile. x)

Melody, at dinner: "I thought God killed all the bad animals. Why are snakes still alive?" (I think she was thinking about the flood. x)

Me- how art thou?
Sarah- I'm prosperous. How art thou?
Me- decentith.

:-D

We were sitting down for lunch on Sunday, and I was next to a four year old girl. As we held hands to pray, she noticed my ring. She cried, "Oh, what a beautiful ring!" And then, just as someone started praying, she gasped, and said, "Are you married already?"

We were sitting down for lunch on Sunday, and I was next to a four year old girl. As we held hands to pray, she noticed my ring. She cried, "Oh, what a beautiful ring!" And then, just as someone started praying, she gasped, and said, "Are you married _already_?"

XD XD

We were sitting down for lunch on Sunday, and I was next to a four year old girl. As we held hands to pray, she noticed my ring. She cried, "Oh, what a beautiful ring!" And then, just as someone started praying, she gasped, and said, "Are you married _already_?"

LOL!!!! x)

Oh my XD Hehe!!

Haha! xD I've gotten that too, but from a twelve-year old whose sister has a purity ring as well, so I'm pretty sure she was just messing with me. xD

Yesterday, when we were getting ready to write down goals for 2015 as a family, my 6-year-old bro said, "My goal is to not write any goals!" And guess what he was doing a few minute later? xP

And just a second ago, my 8-year-old bro said, "Emmy, are kidneys in your body?"

"Uh…yes."

8-year-old bro to 6-year-old bro: "See, told you!"

"Yeah, well Emmy doesn't know everything!" Nice comeback xP

Me, about age 2: takes orange-flavored medicine Mmm, sounds like oranges!

So, a stray cat got itself stuck under our fourplex that we rent out to people, and Dad let it into an apartment and put a live trap out for it. Later yesterday, he was trying to re-bend a plastic spatula back into shape, and broke it. He said (jokingly), "I know; I'm such a big, burly man." A few minutes after, he was telling us about the cat and how he didn't want to tangle with it. He said, "Cats are scary! I really don't like trying to mess with them." I slapped him on the back a couple times and said, "You big, burly man!!!" XP

I was teaching Melody a voice exercise. She said, "How 'bout I'm the dada voice and you're the mama voice?"

HaaaAAAAaaaaa- CHOO!- Timothy

XD

He has already obtained a nickname- Two-Sneeze Timothy. Jared is Jared Triple-Sneeze. :)

Okay, so this time it was me that said something so ridiculous, I can't believe I said it. =p I guess ever since David Purkey thought I was 14-15, that's what I think of myself too. facepalm

So, today, I was going driving with my mom in our big van. My older bro came up and was teasingly giving me a hard time, saying "What are you doing driving in the big van?!" And then my mom reminded him that he was 14 when he was driving the van. He said "Well, I was a responsible, mature 14 year old driving the van!" And I burst in and said "And I'm a responsible, mature 15 year—- uh, I mean, 18 year old driving the van!" And everyone laughed. XD

Silly me. xP

Ever since I was ten, I always introduce myself to people as 12- since another missionary made a comment that I looked like I was twelve.

Haha, lol, that's funny. xD I normally get guessed way younger (13-15) or a twin with my 20 year old sis. xP So yeah, it depends on the person, I guess. =)

And hey! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Hadn't had a chance to say that to you yet. ;)

Okay, so this time it was me that said something so ridiculous, I can't believe I said it. =p I guess ever since David Purkey thought I was 14-15, that's what I think of myself too. *facepalm* So, today, I was going driving with my mom in our big van. My older bro came up and was teasingly giving me a hard time, saying "What are you doing driving in the big van?!" And then my mom reminded him that he was *14* when he was driving the van. He said "Well, *I* was a responsible, mature 14 year old driving the van!" And I burst in and said "And I'm a responsible, mature 15 year---- uh, I mean, *18* year old driving the van!" And everyone laughed. XD Silly me. xP

XD

Heyyyyyy! It's JJ! Haven't talked to you in forever! You should join us on SC!

Haha, lol, that's funny. xD I normally get guessed way younger (13-15) or a twin with my 20 year old sis. xP So yeah, it depends on the person, I guess. =) And hey! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Hadn't had a chance to say that to you yet. ;)

THANK YOU!!!!!!

Haha, lol, that's funny. xD I normally get guessed way younger (13-15) or a twin with my 20 year old sis. xP So yeah, it depends on the person, I guess. =) And hey! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Hadn't had a chance to say that to you yet. ;)

THANK YOU!!!!!!

She was just waiting for that. Can't you tell? xP

Lol. Was that during psychiatrist? Abigail McMahan thought I was really old but I couldn't get her to tell me how old she thought I was. I told her I wouldn't be offended as long as it was under 20 :).

In reply to His Servant I

Yeah, it was. facepalm xP

LOL! Hey! I'd rather get guessed 4 years older, rather than 4 years younger ^I think…^

Really? Even if it ment doing BB again?

Dunno how to answer that question, honestly. xP

XD The stumper I suppose. Lol

I don't know…although it would be pretty bad if someone thought I was four years younger :)

Yeah, for you. But I was asking/saying is it worse of you getting guessed 4 years older and myself 4 years younger, or vice versa? ;)

Hmm, I don't know :). I guess I took it partly as a compliment, but I don't think I act 18, anyway.

Harmony, after counting for hide-and-seek: "Here I come, here I not!"

My younger sister, when she was much younger: "My baby looks extinguished!" ^She meant distinguished xP^

So our neighbors brought crackers and salmon dip and soup for us.

Christa: "We never eat Ritz crackers!"
Jared: "Except at church."
Rachel: takes another "Because they're bad for us."

salmon…is that le base food for everyone in Alaska?

All I know, is that the best salmon I've ever tasted was when I was in Alaska.

I don't taste salmon…and in return they agreed to not taste me as well.

LOL

Pretty much. :) And it's so good!

Pretty much- after all, we get it (almost) free. Salmon, moose, and potatoes. That's what we eat day in and day out. And caribou.

Yeah… I don't like fish, but salmon is alright. When we were on the trip, people would make salmon, often Atlantic, for dinner, and say, "It's just like when you're at home!"

We would smile politely and then laugh in private.

Pretty much- after all, we get it (almost) free. Salmon, moose, and potatoes. That's what we eat day in and day out. And caribou.

The only salmon I could ever eat without gagging is the stuff my uncle brought home from Alaska a long time ago, and I actually liked it a lot!!!! :D I eat sardines when my family is eating salmon from the stores. :D

Me at supper a few nights ago: Do I talk about the Bible Bee too much?
Anonymous brother: Anna asking if she talks about the Bible Bee too much is like her asking if she talks too much!

facedesk

Yesterday, my 23 year old bro was playing a little game with my 5 year old sis. He'd say a word and she'd have to come up with one that rhymed with it.

Daniel: Bat!
Faith: Rat!
Daniel: Window!
Faith: thinks Dindow!
Daniel: What's a dindow?!
Faith: runs and gets a piece of paper and cuts out the figure of a person and shows it to Daniel this is a Dindow!
Everyone: laughs

And since then, she's carried her little "dindow" around with her everywhere she goes. xD

And just for the record, we still have yet to figure out why she'd think a person is called a "dindow". =)

widow?

LOL! XDDD

Though I know she has heard the word before, I doubt my 5 year old sis would have much familiarity with the word to come up with it in that context.

Sam Martin: "It is very hard to hold an unbrella over a person who wants to play in the rain." (An analogy)

Asa (9): "Mom, if I was an animal, would you be scared of me?" XD

Asa (9): "Mom, if I was an animal, would you be scared of me?" XD

My resonse would be "If?"

A complete misuse of the subjunctive mood, but from a nine-year-old I can't expect much better. ;P