Funny Sibling Quotes

A complete misuse of the subjunctive mood, but from a nine-year-old I can't expect much better. ;P

Lemme guess. It was supposed to be "If I were an animal"? xD

A complete misuse of the subjunctive mood, but from a nine-year-old I can't expect much better. ;P

Lemme guess. It was supposed to be "If I *were* an animal"? xD

You got it. ;P

A complete misuse of the subjunctive mood, but from a nine-year-old I can't expect much better. ;P

Lemme guess. It was supposed to be "If I *were* an animal"? xD

You got it. ;P

YESSSSSSSS! high-five ^I guess xD^

Asa (9): "Mom, if I was an animal, would you be scared of me?" XD

XD

You got it. ;P

YESSSSSSSS! *high-five* ^I guess xD^

LOL :P high five

You got it. ;P

YESSSSSSSS! *high-five* ^I guess xD^

LOL :P *high five*

Gotta rejoice when I get some grammar correct in your presence. xP

LOL :P *high five*

Gotta rejoice when I get some grammar correct in your presence. xP

Well, you usually do! ;)

'choo! 'choo! AAAaaaahh.
-Timothy

He sometimes announces his sneezes after he does them. Hehehe! It's so hilarious!

Sister: "What are those weird black things called?? There like black and white and you watch movies…? We used to have them all the time! Its movies! But different! And There like DVDS for old people or something like that!"

Sister: "What are those weird black things called?? There like black and white and you watch movies...? We used to have them all the time! Its movies! But different! And There like DVDS for old people or something like that!"

LOL. I think the name she was looking for is cassette xP

Sister: "What are those weird black things called?? There like black and white and you watch movies...? We used to have them all the time! Its movies! But different! And There like DVDS for old people or something like that!"

LOL. I think the name she was looking for is cassette xP

Lol, I've always called them VHS's…. :P

Sister: "What are those weird black things called?? There like black and white and you watch movies...? We used to have them all the time! Its movies! But different! And There like DVDS for old people or something like that!"

Lol! ;)

Yeah, VHS tapes, cassettes, whatever :P

BTW, do you even know what VHS stands for? x)

Yeah, VHS tapes, cassettes, whatever :P BTW, do you even know what VHS stands for? x)

Very Highbrow Society.

Vacillating Han Solo.

Van Has Siblings.

Yeah, VHS tapes, cassettes, whatever :P BTW, do you even know what VHS stands for? x)

Very Highbrow Society. Vacillating Han Solo. Van Has Siblings.

Yeah, I guess we can go with one of those xD

Tonight at the supper table…

Me: Micah, who was the first man God made?
Micah (3), Uhhh…a bushman?
everyone laughs

Me: Who were Noah's sons?
Asa: Ummm…Ham, Jam, and Sam?
Me: facepalm

Lol! xD Well, he got the first name right, and he got the initials xP

I know! It's "Very Hyper Siblings". :-P I've got one of those; just ask Bethany. :-)

Video Home Security.

i have no sons.

only daughtrys. lots of daughtrys.

312, to be exact.

i have no sons. only daughtrys. lots of daughtrys. 312, to be exact.

I don't believe she was referring to you. xP

Eating round, pre-sliced, store-bought cheese.

Jared: Rachel, is this organic?

Homeschoolers…. ;)

Tonight, at dinner, I'm making my little brother Peter (5) a taco. (Not partaking of the stuff myself, of course.) He says,

"I'd like cheese, and… um… whipped cream!"

Referring to the sour cream. facepalm I do wonder if that could manage to improve the taste of tacos… Nah. Probably not.

My brother prefers cream cheese to sour cream with his black beans. I don't know if it's any better, since I haven't tried it.

Nope! Couldn't!

Oh! Ftr, whipped cream and whipped topping are different!!! :P

Melody came to my desk, as usual, wanting me to play a song for her… She didn't know the name so she started singing "There's no time in the garden… Make it flame and make it grow." I was like "What??" It took me a minute to realize she was talking about Start a Fire by Unspoken. xD

Start a fire in my soul
Fan the flame and make it grow
So there's no doubt or denying
Let it burn so brightly
That everyone around can see
That it's You, that it's You that we need
Start a fire in me

i have no sons. only daughtrys. lots of daughtrys. 312, to be exact.

I don't believe she was referring to you. xP

!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Daughtry_Band_Cover_Album.jpg!

this is daughtry.

Nope! Couldn't! Oh! Ftr, whipped cream and whipped topping are different!!! :P

No, they, are, not. :P

Nope! Couldn't! Oh! Ftr, whipped cream and whipped topping are different!!! :P

No, they, are, not. :P

Yes they are!!! I asked my mom!!! Whipped cream is dairy based (made from mainly cream) while whipped topping isn't dairy based!!! So there!!! :P

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not…it is oil based. :P

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not...it is oil based. :P

Nicolas: BOOM! :P

fistbump

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not...it is oil based. :P

Nicolas: BOOM! :P

How do I know that both of you aren't getting your information from unreliable sources?? :P

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not...it is oil based. :P

Nicolas: BOOM! :P

How do I know that both of you aren't getting your information from unreliable sources?? :P

You call my Mom an unreliable source?! And I looked on the ingredients for both, as well!

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not...it is oil based. :P

Nicolas: BOOM! :P

How do I know that both of you aren't getting your information from unreliable sources?? :P

You call my Mom an unreliable source?! And I looked on the ingredients for both, as well!

I'm saying she might be misinformed! :P And, she also says that peanut-butter-and-pickle sandwiches are good, right? ;P And… that doesn't mean anything! :P

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not...it is oil based. :P

Nicolas: BOOM! :P

How do I know that both of you aren't getting your information from unreliable sources?? :P

You call my Mom an unreliable source?! And I looked on the ingredients for both, as well!

I'm saying she might be misinformed! :P And, she also says that peanut-butter-and-pickle sandwiches are good, right? ;P And... that doesn't mean anything! :P

She's not!!! Nope, she didn't like them. :PYes, it does! It's true you just don't want to admit it! :P

I'm saying she might be misinformed! :P And, she also says that peanut-butter-and-pickle sandwiches are good, right? ;P And... that doesn't mean anything! :P

She's not!!! Nope, she didn't like them. :PYes, it does! It's true you just don't want to admit it! :P

Oh. Well, that definitely makes her an unreliable source!! xP JK

…………Whatever. :P

I'm saying she might be misinformed! :P And, she also says that peanut-butter-and-pickle sandwiches are good, right? ;P And... that doesn't mean anything! :P

She's not!!! Nope, she didn't like them. :PYes, it does! It's true you just don't want to admit it! :P

Oh. Well, that definitely makes her an unreliable source!! xP JK ............Whatever. :P

Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! :P

You used the word!!!!! :P

Oh. Well, that definitely makes her an unreliable source!! xP JK ............Whatever. :P

Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! :P You used the word!!!!! :P

Oh, did I? That was entirely unintentional! ;P

Oh. Well, that definitely makes her an unreliable source!! xP JK ............Whatever. :P

Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! :P You used the word!!!!! :P

Oh, did I? That was entirely unintentional! ;P

Uh-huh!!! Suuuure. Jk! :P

Carissa is right. :P Whipped cream is dairy based, and whipped topping is not...it is oil based. :P

Nicolas: BOOM! :P

How do I know that both of you aren't getting your information from unreliable sources?? :P

Nicolas. Believe me. I cook/bake, so I know the difference. :P

Whipped Cream Recipe:
1 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Whipped Topping includes:
water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream, and less than 2% sodium caseinate (a milk derivative), natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, and beta carotene (as a coloring).
^And I did copy those recipes. :P^

:P

Fine, whatever! :P I don't even remember what whipped topping looks like anyway. xP

Ever had Cool Whip. :P

Ever had Cool Whip? :P

Ever had Cool Whip? :P

I have…… BUT THAT'S WHIPPED CREAM!

Nope. That's Whipped Topping. :P Next time you're in the store check the container. :P

Ever had Cool Whip? :P

I have...... BUT THAT'S WHIPPED CREAM!

Nope! Whipped cream is the stuff in the tube jar thingie that comes out the fancy tip thingie! Whipped topping/cool whip is the stuff that's in like a butter tub thingie that you put in the freezer!

Your description. XD But she's right. :)

NOOOO! Don't burst my bubble!! :P

NOOOO! Don't burst my bubble!! :P

takes a pin and pops your bubble Too late! :P