Funny Sibling Quotes

We're in Palmer/Anchorage this weekend. This morning, Christa was loading the dishwasher.

Christa: This is so cool! Mom, we should get a dishwasher! You just rinse the dishes, put them in, put in soap, and turn it on!

I heartily agree. XD

Funny co-worker Quote: "Your just being racist agents Fat people."

This morning I was doing Abigail's hair (she's 7), and Micah (3) was in the bathroom talking with us.
At one point, this conversation took place:

Micah: singing or saying something about America
Me: "Micah, did you know we live in America?"
Micah: "No we don't!"
Me: "Then where do we live?"
Micah: "In our house."
Me: laughing "Well, that is true, but our house is in America! We live in the country of America."
Micah: "No, we live in our house."
Me: "And where is our house?"
Micah: "Right here!"
I'm trying not to laugh, even though it was so funny.
XD

After I told my brothers this at lunch time, they later went to Micah and asked where we live.
His reply?
"Mexico."

I think this little guy needs some geography lessons. XD

This morning I was doing Abigail's hair (she's 7), and Micah (3) was in the bathroom talking with us. At one point, this conversation took place: Micah: *singing or saying something about America* Me: "Micah, did you know we live in America?" Micah: "No we don't!" Me: "Then where do we live?" Micah: "In our house." Me: *laughing* "Well, that is true, but our house is in America! We live in the country of America." Micah: "No, we live in our house." Me: "And where is our house?" Micah: "Right here!" I'm trying not to laugh, even though it was _so_ funny. XD After I told my brothers this at lunch time, they later went to Micah and asked where we live. His reply? "Mexico." I think this little guy needs some geography lessons. XD

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!

Haha! James (age 4) said something like that the other day! :)

I was helping Peter find something in the laundry room and asked if he was (finally) getting ready for the conference later. He said, "Kinda. Mom wants me to get a shower because I have straw all over me. I told her it was clean straw, but she still didn't like it." I was laughing and he was like, "What? I mean what's wrong with clean straw?"

Micah (3): "I saw a bumblebee. It was bumbling."
XD

Picking blackberries with my family. And they haven't ate lunch yet

My Uncle: One for the bucket, one for me. One for the bucket, one for me. … The bucket is getting to heavy, I need to eat some out of the bucket.

Oh yeah, totally.

My six year old brother has asked me to marry him…I think three times? I did finally convince him it didn't work that way a couple years ago, though.

Then he was trying to explain "who you can marry" to one of our cousins: "See, you can't marry someone you know very well. So you couldn't marry me, or Colin [her brother]. You could marry [some friend], but that's like right on the edge of who you can marry."

And my little sibs and cousins are telling me I need to get married all the time. It's pretty hilarious. I've just started asking them if they can recommend someone. :P One of my cousins thought really hard for a little bit, then he's like "I know! Your Dad!" Me: "…that doesn't work either, dude." So hard to explain to kiddos.

Oh yeah, totally. My six year old brother has asked me to marry him...I think three times? I did finally convince him it didn't work that way a couple years ago, though. Then he was trying to explain "who you can marry" to one of our cousins: "See, you can't marry someone you know very well. So you couldn't marry me, or Colin [her brother]. You could marry [some friend], but that's like right on the edge of who you can marry." And my little sibs and cousins are telling me I need to get married all the time. It's pretty hilarious. I've just started asking them if they can recommend someone. :P One of my cousins thought really hard for a little bit, then he's like "I know! Your Dad!" Me: "...that doesn't work either, dude." So hard to explain to kiddos.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christa is coooonstantly after me. "Dani, when are you going to be courting?" "Dani, you're sixteen, you're almost old enough to get married." "Dani, Mom was engaged when she was fifteen." "Dani, grandma had a baby when she was fifteen." "Dani, you need to be courting!"

big loooong annoyed facepillow

Christa is coooonstantly after me. "Dani, when are you going to be courting?" "Dani, you're sixteen, you're almost old enough to get married." "Dani, Mom was engaged when she was _fifteen_." "Dani, grandma had a baby when she was fifteen." "Dani, you need to be courting!" *big loooong annoyed facepillow*

Haha! xD

I'm sorry for laughing, but that's just too hilarious. :-D

Lol, I'm glad my siblings aren't aware of the fact (of if they are, they don't think about it) that my parents met and engaged when they were about seventeen… xP

@Dani and Matthew. Wow, how old were they when they were married? My mom was 18 when she got married, but Daddy was 30. xD

All: you aren't alone. xD My siblings (more like two certain brothers… xP ) are constantly pestering me about when I'm going to get married, (and sometimes who I should marry…facepalm) and I'm always like "Not for a loonnng time…" xD xP

Well, Christa is the only one of my siblings that has someone picked out for me already. :P

And the others don't tease so much. Thank goodness!

@Matthew: Lucky. x)

@Rachel: My mom was 18 and my Daddy was 21.

Christa has.

Actually, Jared used to tease me in front of choice persons sometimes. Thank goodness he's grown out of it. But some people still remember some incidents. And still tease me about it. O.O

My dad has teased me about the subject occasionally. Sooo annoying makes a face

I asked him to stop and he doesn't do it anymore. And people know that if they tease me about it I'll really get them back sometime.

At Bible Bee camp last week we had to act out the 6 chapters from John, and I had to be the bridegroom in chapter 2. You can imagine what came of that. makes another face

Yea I did. makes a third face

All I saw was a pink hexagon with its mouth open.

Lol but I see that face ALL the time.

Ohkays…

I don't have facebook yet although I might be getting it later this year. I use..hmm..let's see..email, memverse, and Google Hangouts. And face to face talking, of course.

So do I, but when that's all there is, it's better than nothing!

I wish, but I don't.

Good idea

We were playing Catch Phrase on our way home from the beach today…

Sibling: A foot is twelve what?
Other sibling: Bones!

Not sure where that came from. "Toes" wouldn't have been the right answer either.

Haha! xD

xD interesting prayer! :p

not really a sibling quote but i can't think of anywhere else to put this. :p

the week before the BB test our computer quit working, then our other computer quit working, then our laptop quit working on the day of the test, and so all we had was the iphone, and my dad's laptop which he doesn't want on the internet…. but we ended taking it on his laptop. and then the day after the test, i was looking at the computer (the second one that broke) , and i tried plugging everything back in it, then i saw this on/off switch on the back of it, and so i turned that on, then i tried turning on the computer and it worked! so i went and told my dad and as he had been jokingly blaming me for breaking the computer i'm like 'so you broke it and i fixed is.' :p and btw the laptop is working now too. ;P

^sorry if this isn't very coherent because i'm in a hurry. :p^

"David's brain isn't firing." -Trinity, eleven (during a rehearsal for our BB reader's theatre)

Melody: "Mommy, you were a president!"
Mommy laughingly assured her yes, she was, in elementary school. She had told them that story before and apparently Melody had it stuck in her head.
Melody continued: "Mommy, you fed the presidents!"
whole room erupts in laughter

Aww!!! xD How old is Melody? 4?

She's 5. :) And if she was here, she'd correct me - "And a half!" xD

Awww. xD I really want to try to meet all your siblings at Nationals…last year, besides you and Courtney, I just met Brianna.

Zeke (age 5, just learning to talk) is playing on both his iPad and Dad's phone at the same time.

Me: Zeke, you need to put down either the iPad or the phone. You can only have one.
Zeke: points to the iPad, then to the phone One, two!

Lol, I've been asked that too before. =P Little siblings are awesome. xD

@Rachel, yes, I hope you can meet them!!! :)

Haha, that's awesome! :-)

Today is my little brother's 4th birthday. I just asked him: "Micah, how does it feel to be 4?"

His response?

"Much better!" xD

Zeke (age 5, just learning to talk) is playing on both his iPad and Dad's phone at the same time. Me: Zeke, you need to put down either the iPad or the phone. You can only have one. Zeke: *points to the iPad, then to the phone* One, two!

Smart kid! ;P

Haha, no kidding! Despite his autism, he already knows the alphabet, and has counted up to four all by himself before. Zeke once had a psychologist diagnosing him who said that he had an IQ of 50 and would never recover; I think Zeke is proving her wrong. :-D

Zeke (age 5, just learning to talk) is playing on both his iPad and Dad's phone at the same time. Me: Zeke, you need to put down either the iPad or the phone. You can only have one. Zeke: *points to the iPad, then to the phone* One, two!

Smart kid! ;P

Haha, no kidding! Despite his autism, he already knows the alphabet, and has counted up to four all by himself before. Zeke once had a psychologist diagnosing him who said that he had an IQ of 50 and would never recover; I think Zeke is proving her wrong. :-D

That's awesome! Sarah! Are you on!?!?!?xD

No, not really. I just got on to see what happened last night. :-)

I was reminded recently by my cousins when my then 4 year old brother was in the car with my grandfather…
Grandpa turns (a not scary, close, or unsafe turn at all)
My brother: "Wheph!!!! That was a close one!" (while swiping his hand across his head)
Grandpa then justifies why it was not close, but now my cousins will periodically say "Wheph!! that was close!" when driving just to be funny. =D

Little sister: "I got a new dress with fringles!"
Me: "Fringles?"
Her: "Yeah, you know, fringles?"
Me: "No…"
Her: "They're like this." draws squiggles in the air
Me: "Uh.. Why don't you just go get the dress?"
Her: brings dress, shows me the _ruffles_

I should have known what she was talking about…. :D

lol!

A few weeks ago, when we were at our church's Wednesday night prayer meeting, someone was sharing a very long and serious prayer request. In the middle of it, my brother Thomas (age 8) suddenly fell out of his chair. It looked almost like a dive. When I had pulled him back into his chair, I asked him, "Where you falling asleep?" He replied, "No, I was falling awake." I couldn't laugh then, but I did later! :)

That's so cute! I've had something sort of like that happen, but we were at a prayer service and my brother somehow managed to reach the drums and was playing them. While everyone was praying. XD

Little sister: "How can I get the cat to stop hissing all the time?"
Me: It's called the "boom boom".

For all you Muppets fans..

*Little sister:* "How can I get the cat to stop hissing all the time?" *Me:* It's called the "boom boom". For all you Muppets fans..

Is not sure which Muppets episode you are referencing…

Not one in particular, but the several where Mr. Swedish Chef gets out his "boom boom"……