Humorous Bible Quotations

Jeremiah 24:2 (KJV) - One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad. Naughty, naughty figs! xP

stifles a laugh Oh wow……. xP

Jeremiah 24:2 (KJV) - One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad. Naughty, naughty figs! xP

LOL! I actually literally laughed out loud at that.

Jeremiah 24:2 (KJV) - One basket had very good figs, even like the figs that are first ripe: and the other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad. Naughty, naughty figs! xP

Wow. just wow. xP

Jeremiah 48:2b ESV: You also, O Madmen, shall be brought to silence; the sword shall pursue you.
Seriously, there was a town named "Madmen"? =PPP

From Genesis 15:12-20:

And it came to pass, when the sun went down and it was dark, that behold, there appeared a smoking oven

xP xP

Does anyone know why the passage stops in the middle of the list at the end btw?

One verse that was kind of funny stood out to me in our reading this morning. It was Proverbs 14:4. "Where no oxen are, the crib is clean: but much increase is by the strength of the ox."
We were thinking it could be paraphrased, Where no children are, the house is clean: but much increase is by numerous children. :P ;D

"What are you doing, my son? What are you doing, son of my womb? What are you doing, son of my vows?"
Prov 31:2 (ESV)

This verse has always made me laugh. Just imagine the mother saying this to you.

"Is Christ divided? was Paul crucified for you? or were ye baptized in the name of Paul?
I thank God that I baptized none of you, but Crispus and Gaius;
Lest any should say that I had baptized in mine own name.
And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other." 1 Corinthians 1:13-16

This is a little funny….
See "I baptized none of you…" I baptized "Crispus and Gaius…" "I baptized also the household of Stephanas…" And then the ending not of 'whatever…' "I don't know whether I baptized any other…"