Jokes :)

I love those things. :) they make u feel so dumb. :)
That makes no sense.

Volcano: A mountain with hiccups.
Chemicals: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Conservative: A Liberal who has just been mugged.
Liberal: A Conservative who has just been arrested.
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way.

That's funny, Matthew (the ones that I get, that is). I don't exactly get the last three though. I really like the first one :) I get the hiccups all the time

Accident: When presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Cynic: A man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Four wheel drive: Lets you get more stuck, further from help.

:D

Where do you get these? BTW, what does Cynic mean? I've never heard that word before….

Haha!!! That's great!

Lol. :)

I'm getting them from a cryptogram program. It has some really funny quotes.

A cynic is basically a person who doesn't think much of life… Pessimistic would be another word for it.

Lol those are so funny! :P Especially the chemicals one…although it's WAY too true!! :P

haha!

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count your hair 3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out 4. You just tried no. 3 6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog 7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled 8. You skipped no. 5 9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5 10. I love these things!

I TTLY did all that. Lol :)

Me too!! I read down the list, and when I got to no. 3, I tried it. I looked at no. 4 and laughed out loud. At no. 6 I laughed even harder. At no. 7 I laughed even harder. At no. 8 I laughed even harder, then looked back and saw that there was no no. 5. At no. 9 I laughed even harder. At no. 10, I just shook my head and kept laughing. :D :D

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count your hair 3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out 4. You just tried no. 3 6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog 7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled 8. You skipped no. 5 9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5 10. I love these things!

I TTLY did all that. Lol :)

Me too!! I read down the list, and when I got to no. 3, I tried it. I looked at no. 4 and laughed out loud. At no. 6 I laughed even harder. At no. 7 I laughed even harder. At no. 8 I laughed even harder, then looked back and saw that there was no no. 5. At no. 9 I laughed even harder. At no. 10, I just shook my head and kept laughing. :D :D

Yeah!!

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count your hair 3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out 4. You just tried no. 3 6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog 7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled 8. You skipped no. 5 9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5 10. I love these things!

I TTLY did all that. Lol :)

Me too!! I read down the list, and when I got to no. 3, I tried it. I looked at no. 4 and laughed out loud. At no. 6 I laughed even harder. At no. 7 I laughed even harder. At no. 8 I laughed even harder, then looked back and saw that there was no no. 5. At no. 9 I laughed even harder. At no. 10, I just shook my head and kept laughing. :D :D

That's exactly what I did! :)

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count your hair 3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out 4. You just tried no. 3 6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog 7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled 8. You skipped no. 5 9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5 10. I love these things!

I TTLY did all that. Lol :)

Me too!! I read down the list, and when I got to no. 3, I tried it. I looked at no. 4 and laughed out loud. At no. 6 I laughed even harder. At no. 7 I laughed even harder. At no. 8 I laughed even harder, then looked back and saw that there was no no. 5. At no. 9 I laughed even harder. At no. 10, I just shook my head and kept laughing. :D :D

That's exactly what I did! :)

Ditto!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok - tell me if this is true or not. "I am lying to you right now."

Lol well it depends on what we said. :)

Ahhhh….. Yes and no. :P

Yes! You are! :P

This is a REALLY weird one to figure out, because if it IS true that I am lying to you, then I am telling the truth, but I said I am lying, so I'm not really telling the truth. But if I AM lying, then what I said IS true, therefore I am not lying, but it wouldn't really be lying.

It makes almost NO sense! :P

I looked for no. 5, but I didn't try no. 3, so I feel intellegent. For once.

I looked for no. 5, but I didn't try no. 3, so I feel intellegent. For once.

Laugh out loud :)

I looked for no. 5, but I didn't try no. 3, so I feel intellegent. For once.

That's better than me, I did it all:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

I looked for no. 5, but I didn't try no. 3, so I feel intellegent. For once.

I tried them all too. :)

"Being the great Professer that I am, I was working late in my office studying the elements, and I discovered a new one. A fellow college snuck up behind me and popped a balloon. Needless to say, I discovered the element of surprise."

Lol!!! :D

LOL! :D

laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!

"Being the great Professer that I am, I was working late in my office studying the elements, and I discovered a new one. A fellow college snuck up behind me and popped a balloon. Needless to say, I discovered the element of surprise."

LOL!!!

Patrick Henry: "Give me liberty or give me death!"
News Reporter: "Don't you think that's a bit extreme?"
Patrick Henry: "What? That I would be willing to lay down my life for my country?"
News Reporter: "No. It's just you're shouting in my ear."
Patrick Henry: "Your forefathers sacrificed their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor in order to pass their freedoms on to their children - freedoms which you now enjoy! And you ask me to lower my voice! Have you no shame?"
News Reporter: "Well, maybe you have a point there, but what about your ultimatum? Aren't there any other options?"
Patrick Henry: "Options! We colonists are about to be shackled hand and foot by that foul tyrant King George, and you want me to give you options! I tell you that no choice remains for us today but the choice between fighting for liberty, and death as slaves!"
News Reporter: "Hey, man, like I can think of a few more options. What about moving to Tahiti?"
Patrick Henry: "Give me liberty or give me Tahiti…..Somehow I don't think that one will go over well with General Washington."

LOL :)!

haha!

That was really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL :D That one's hilarious!

Lol :)

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit…wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad!

Lol

lazy people face #3456309878210945683

-You were to lazy to read that number :)

lol!

coughs YOU'RE calling ME lazy?!???? :P :D JK

(I will borrow your expression :P!)

coughs YOU'RE calling ME lazy?!???? :P :D JK

hands you a cough drop Well…did you read the number?????????? :)

hands cough drop to Hannah Thanks, but I don't like cough drops :P (seriously!) I glanced over all the numbers, does that count? :P

I don't like most cough drops…some of them are okay though :) But did you read all of them???? :)

I didn't :)! I just glanced over them :D!!!!!

I HATE cough drops but they do help :D!!!!

I didn't read "Okay, there's a 3, and there's a …. " :P I just skimmed! What about you? :D

They're disgusting! :P :P

I actually really like cough drops. :)

I think they make them so disgusting that they make you not concentrate on the cough or the sore throat :P!!!!

LOL! Maybe that's why they work :P

Well…I was lazy :) I was just like "oh…there's a bunch of numbers there" :)