Brickmaster 2.0

Huh? They're what? Speak up!
gets knocked down by Minotaur
Ow! Why you……uh-oh. Jarvis, where are you?!? Why isn't my armor respond-
armor melts off
Oh……………boy.
sees Minotaurs closing in
Um, can't we talk about this?

sees Sam I'm coming Sam! flies over as fast as possible and grabs Sam's hand right before the Minotaur gets him Are you all right Sam?

Whew, thanks Ian! But now what am I gonna do………wait. I've got an idea. I know how to turn the tide of the battle! I'll be back!
lets go of Ian and puts on yellow ring, disappearing

Oh man! I hope he hurries up, because I don't know how much longer we'll last! flies back to the wall to retake it

after trying 24 pools, finally finds the right one
Okay, now that I'm here, I need to find the person who'll help me…

Oh, if we can help it, we'll be here a while before we give up! FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!! guts two sneaky werewolves just before they climb over the wall Oh, yeah, and do you know where Abi is? We need her fighting skills to defeat these werewolves…not to mention the minotaurs!

suddenly, a portal appears out of thin air, in the shape of a giant ring
Hey guys, I'm back!
I jump onto a rock, wearing Gondorian armor, and wielding a single-edged sword
I found this in Moria. It used to belong to Thorin Oakenshield, but a good dwarf friend said I could use it. And now, CHARGE!
Blows horn, and army of Gondorians, Rohirrim, and Dwarves charge out of portal and slam into the ranks of the minotaurs and werewolves
Yeeeee-HAW!
I slash a minotaur with my sword

Yippee!! Reinforcements!! slams minotaur You know, doing this with my fists is getting boring. Anyone have a spare axe or something? Dwarf axe hits him on the head Ow. Okay. Thanks. picks up axe and begins swinging I'd shout a war cry right now, but I'm not sure whether to shout "For Narnia and for Aslan" anymore, since most of our army is from Middle Earth… :P

Well, we ARE still in Narnia, aren't we? helmet falls off Oh, man! picks helmet off ground and tries to put it back on while taking a free stab at a minotaur You're right! There ARE a lot of these guys!

sees a couple of werewolves runnig towards me Okay, NOW comes the hand-to hand combat stuff. Hee-yah! draws sword and swings at one of the werewolves

werewolf jumps on me from behind Hey! Get off me! * punches werewolf in the snout and knocks him off*

makes awesome ninja move as I finish off one werewolf, then spins to face the other one (to werewolf) Excuse me, but you weren't thinking about jumping on my back, were you? kicks werewolf, who flies and knocks minotaur in the head (to Ian) I love having sharp little hoofs! That's a great advantage to being a faun!

I could understand that. It's like me with my dragon wings. flies off, shoots down three werewolves, and comes back around shooting four more in the process I do wish I had unlimited arrows though. I only have five left!

You can borrow some of mine. takes a bunch of arrows out of quiver and hands them to Ian But, you know, there are drawbacks to those little hoofs…slips as I slash at a werewolf…such as, it's sometimes hard to keep your balance.

My wings have drawbacks too. Like it's hard for me to finds shirts that fit, shoots down werewolf that was about to attack abi and if I want to fly I have to take off my shirt.

Yeah, those would be drawbacks. swings sword at a pack of werewolves

sees something huge coming out behind the rocks Whoa! What is that?

turns to see Whoa…what is that? (And, no I'm not copying everything you say. I'm just wondering what it is!)

It's too big to be a giant, that's for sure!

Oh, great. Don't tell me that something else came in when Sam and the LOTR army did?

I can't see it properly, but the only things I can think of that would be from Middle Earth and would be that big are oliphaunts and a dragon!

Um…okay. I hope it's on our side, whatever it is!

looks more closely at it Wait! It looks like a dragon, but that's no dragon! head pops out from behind rocks It's a Nazgul!

looks blankly at Ian Okay, whatever you say. I'm from Narnia and all we have around here are dryads, centaurs, satyrs, hamadryads,, pegasuses, griffins, fauns, naiads, unicorns, and…NOT Nazguls! looks back at the Nazgul What's a Nazgul?

Think of a really evil Black Witch version of the High King with an insanely high voice, and you've got a Nazgul!
slashes Minotaur
Dang, totally should've closed that port-
a Warg jumps on me, stifling further comment

They're what the Ringwraiths ride in Middle Earth. They have big wings like a dragon, but they only have two legs. Their heads are different too; more like a snake's than a dragon's. Oh, and they're pitch black. * looks at Nazgul* And it is very evil!

OOC: Sam, I thought those were called the Ringwraiths.

now looks blankly at Sam AND Ian O-o-o-o-o-o-oka-a-a-a-ay??

stabs Warg
No, a Fell Beast is what Ringwraiths( aka NAZGUL) ride. Not Nazgul.

They're evil! All you need to know!
parries Orc's blade
We—gr—need–to-close—–that–PORTAL!
shoves Orc with sword, then lunges

(suddenly, what the guys have been saying sinks in) A-a-a-augh! How do we get rid of the Naz-ga-whatch-a-ma-call-it??????????????

Okay Sam, I got the names mixed up. We still gotta take it down! spreads wings for take off

Totally bro! I'm with ya!
starts running toward Fell Beast
mumbles Okay, checklist, 1. gotta take down dragon-snake-thingy, 2. gotta close that portal, 3. TOTALLY have to get some lotion, this chain mail is chafing! Ergh, knew I should've worn it OVER my shirt!

You put chain mail under your shirt? Ouch. takes off Now let's finish this thing!

Oh yeah, let's do it to it!
jumps at Fell Beast swinging sword
Hi-yah!
Fell Beast moves head out of the way, then smacks me with it's wing
Ooomph!
I hit the ground
Ow. Not one of my better moments. Eyargh!
I slash at the Fell Beast's foot, which then rears up roaring
)ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR(

shoots arrow at Fell Beast (arrow bounces off) Oh, that was a failure. looks down at swords (to swords; yes, I talk to my swords) Come on, guys; start glowing or something!

I might not be on again for a few days, so I'll see y'all later.

I have several pages of reading to do…. How did we end up in Narnia?!?!?

I'm on page 23 right now. :) I have feeling the kitten thing had to do something with my old profile pic???

And this all started with chaseing Sam. shakes head :) lol

Uh, huh, so how do we close that portal??? So we have to get Loki's spear??? grabs a green and a yellow ring looks through several pools and finds the one to Asgard walks into Thor's castle thingy hey Thor! I need that, grabs Loki's spear off the table no time to explain. Puts on green ring (Thor) Noooo! Grabs my foot as I fly through the pool he comes out the other side and looks up I'm gone.

Augh!! Wargs, Orcs, and Nazgul?? What's next, cave trolls?? a couple dozen cave trolls come storming through the portal facepalm They have a cave troll. Okay, they have a few. Let's fight, Narnians, Elves, Dwarves, and Men! brings axe down on an Uruk-hai ARGH!! Uruk-hai too???

Okay, too many party crashers! You can all go back to your holes now!
runs over to portal
Close! HURRY!
the portal shrinks into a yellow ring, which I put in my pocket
Okay guys, time to clean up!
I slam my blade into a cave troll
YAH!

ramdomly appears wait so we don't need Loki's spear? * turns around and throws spear to Thor* * Thor catches it and looks it* (Thor) what is going on here????
Well we r kinda being overrun by evil creatures.
(Thor) I'll help. Ahhhhh! For Azgard!!!!!!

• Thor runs into ranks of wargs and orcs.*

AHHHHH!!! shoots arrows into the mouth of the fell beast Everybody duck! fell beasts explodes

ducks
Wow. That wasn't pretty. Now, LET'S FINISH OFF THE REST O' THESE GUYS! CHAAAAAAARRRRGE!!!
I run toward a group of Uruk-Hai slashing with my sword

AHHHHH!!! flies over and knocks several cave trolls down Eat this! picks up a couple of werewolves and tosses them over a cliff

stabs 2 Uruks at once
Ergh! RHAR!
pulls out sword and slashes minotaur

sees two Minotaurs climbing the wall Oh no you don't! shoots both of them down

jumps into the air and brings axe down on a cave troll RAHR!! cave troll falls to the ground How are we going to win this battle?? And how are so many creatures able to fit in this small space??? slams Warg with fist, which goes flying into a group of Orcs
suddenly gets hit by something small but powerful and goes flying backwards OUCH!! looks up and sees Thor about to send lightning down on him Thor: Die, you foul creature! Me: Thor, I'm on your side! Thor: Oh. Thor sends lightning onto another fell beast Me: Another fell beast?? looks up Okay, looks like the rest of the fell beasts too!

takes a break from firing my machine gun (lol) the portals is closed so we just need to eliminate all the evil creatures. begins firing again.