Brickmaster 2.0

Yeah, that'll be easy! Not! cave troll grabs shoulder and picks him up Hey! pries loose from cave troll's grip, picks him up and throws him onto one of the fell beasts–crashing both to the ground I wonder if there are only nine fell beasts, for the nine Nazgul, or if there are more…

Well there r only 3 here so I believe the others r not important. :) oh boy, shall we try an H bomb? Jk there r to many good soldiers for that. We should look for leaders.

grabbed and thrown down by Uruk-hai Ouch! looks up Your big! kicks Uruk-hai down the hill and smiles Fought bigger.

Uruk lands on me
Glok! Ugh, stinking creature!
I stab Uruk
Erg! Who threw that dude?
looks around glaring

Lol nice use of the quote Ian. :) lol falls off 400ft balcony and lands on feet weeee! That was fun!!!!!

Uruk-hai aims bow at Ian and lets go jumps in front of the arrow Not today! Oops… did I take your line, Cap? Sorry. grabs the arrow and hurls it back at the Uruk-hai Take that!

Lol

Well, um…I don't know anything about these foes. Sorry! I guess I'll just finish off the last of these minotaurs and werewolves and then let you guys work on the LOTR/The Hobbit feinds. Again, sorry.

That's okay. I don't completely understand them either. shoots werewolf in the face

Imagine taking several colors of paint (red, green, yellow etc.) and mixing them all together (it end up in a brownish shade most of the time) and taking a body builder (with midevilish looking gear on) and dumping the paint all down the person till they r totally covered with it and u have an Orc. As for the uruk-hai do the same thing (with a little more red in the mixture) and then paint white hand prints all over and it looks like one. :) lol :P a fell beast looks like a giant raven like the size of the Empire State Building and uglier.

Cummon, a fell beast doesn't look like a raven! :P It looks like a half-sized dragon, completely black, with a head that looks like a snake. A cave troll is a gigantic… uh, troll. I guess they're pretty hard to explain. :P Wargs are pretty much just giant wolves. Anyway…

looks up into the sky and suddenly sees some huge ships appear out of nowhere, apparently just having come out of lightspeed Uh-oh… those ships look familiar… suddenly hundreds of stormtroopers (and a few Sith) jump out of some of the ships and hundreds of rebels (and a few Jedi) jump out of the others (Sorry, I just had to make this more interesting… not that it's not interesting already. :P)

looks up and eyes widen Okay! This is crazy! Now we have LOTR, Narnia, And Star Wars rolled into one! spreads wings Well, I guess we just have to take them out! takes off

facepalm Really?
a wookie lands it's X-Wing next to me, and motions for me to get in
Uh-uh! I'm not getting in any cramped cockpit with some smelly Wookie! Beat it!
slams Orcrist into Stormtrooper
The more annoying they are, the harder they fall!

starts shooting at the storm troopers I wish I hadn't dropped my lightsaber back on Earth! looks around at all the sith Then again, we could all use one!

locks blades with Vader, only the magic in Orcrist stopping it from snapping
Ergh……yeah……..a lightsaber might be useful here!

jumps over to Darth Maul Hey, d'ya mind if I use half of your lightsaber? Maul: No!! Me: Oh well. grabs Maul's lightsaber, breaks it in half, and gives one half back to Maul See ya! runs off and begins slicing stormtroopers, Tusken Raiders that came out of nowhere, a Rancor or two, some Hutts, and a bunch of Sith Again I ask, how is this huge battle occurring in this small space??

looks up from playing soccer with Vader's helmet
I dunno. But I do know that THIS-
whips out digitizer ray
-can take care of our enemy problem! It'll digitize 'em, and send 'em to this!
pats laptop
And then we can delete 'em! It's foolproof! All I need is to get high enough over them to set it up, as it can hover. Then, it'll do all the work!

Hmmmm sounds interesting. :) lol

Aw, but that's no fun! Treebeard stomps on a Wampa that was about to attack me Hey, thanks! throws lightsaber, which slices through a stormtrooper, an Orc, and a minotaur Cool! retrieves lightsaber and locks with Darth Sidious Hey, I thought you died! Maybe you cloned for the third time…

climbs highest rock, and jumps REALLY high
Okay, digitizer, do your thing!
But suddenly, a laser from a stormtrooper hits it
HUH?!?
The digitizer begins to smoke, and explodes, digitizing everyone, and sending them to the laptop
WWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAA!
I open my eyes, and am in a digital environment
Huh? Whoa. Am I……….in……..the computer? Guys? Are you here?

I'm here! What's just happened?

I think we're in my laptop! Uh-oh. And all the bad guys are here too! Wait, if we're in a computer…
quickly creates Sword program, which attaches to the end of my arm, looking liky I have no hand, but that my arm extends into a blade
Sweet! HE-YAH!
runs and slashes through Darth Maul, who blows up in a digital explosion
Heh, he's deleted! Guys, START PROGRAMMING! We can take these guys out!

I'm not good with computers! How do I program?

sends you Programmer Matrix program
Okay, just think of making it, and it'll come! Just hurry up! We can be deleted just as easily as they can!
creates Blaster program
Okay, fire!
blasts a Stormtrooper

thinks hard Come on! Come on! wings pop out of back YES!!! Now for the next part. storm trooper tries to attack me Not today! kicks storm trooper in head I gotta get out of the way in order to do this!

thinks of himself as a large robot with rockets on his feet, a lightsaber as his right hand, and a Dwarvish battle axe as his left hand Okay, this is really weird… BUT COOL!!! slashes at enemy programs, causing them to explode This'll make it much easier! Of course, it'll make it much easier to be destroyed, so we'll have to be careful…

flies up and thinks hard again and a bow and arrows appears in hands Alright! This is what I wanted! shoots three storm troopers deleting them

ALRIGHT!
creates Fire Bomb program
Taste this!
throws at cave troll

Sam, look out!! There's an Uruk-hai hacking into your programs!! Uruk-hai suddenly retrieves the Programmer Matrix program OH. NO. Uruk-hai turns into a gigantic metal Bowser with laserbeam eyes, razor-sharp claws, and fireballs as hot as the lava of Mount Doom AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! begins to run as fast as he can Wait a minute! screeches to a halt Let's fight fire with fire! imagines himself just as big as the Bowser Take this! slashes Bowser, but only succeeds in damaging his gigantic Dwarvish axe Uh… guys, help me out here!!

And THIS, is why we have the Battlechip System!
you all receive a program, and suddenly see numbers under yours, and the enemies feet
Okay, a bunch of new rules, but I think you'll get the hang o' this!

1. The number under you is your 'Hit Points', HP for short. It's how much 'life' you have, like in a game! We all have 500 right now, but there are HPMemory Programs around this area that will add 20 to it. Lose all your HP and you're deleted.

2. Also scattered are BattleChips, basically cyber-SD Cards with weapon programs, such as Sword, WideSwrd, LongSwrd, Cannon,MachnGun and others. They each have different abilities, and if you have 3 of the same, you can combine them into a Program Advance, which has a combined effect!

Okay, let's DO IT TO IT!
Grabs WideSwrd chip and slashes 3 Uruks standing next to each other
WOO!

Cool! grabs MachnGun chip and starts firing rapidly at the metal Bowser Bowser: WARGH!!! Bowser's HP lowers to 460 Bowser slashes at me, but I dodge out of the way and take off another 5 HP before he can recover

LOOK OUT!
I jump in front of Nicolas as Bowser unleashes a Mega-Fire-Breath attack. It deletes most of me, leaving only my head, right forearm and hand, and left leg. I begin to disappear*
Nicolas……..quick, get the 'Get Ability Program'……………and use it on me!

AUGH! Sam! Okay, I'll go get it! Umm… Oh, there it is! picks up the program Uhh… stares at it blankly How do I use it on you??

Squeeze it! Hurry!

Ahh… Okay! points it at Sam and squeezes it What now?!

there is a flash, and you now appear to be a cross of my appearance( Blue Iron Man Armor with a blue sword-arm) and your appearance.

there is an announcement

IRON-CROSS NICOHULK!

you hear my voice in your head
We're in a Cross State. Now you have all of my abilities. I'll be here until you take some really bad damage, then I'll automatically split off. There should be some health programs around here somewhere though.

Woah!! This is crazy! So who exactly is controlling this thing–me or you??

Both of us, but really you. You had the most HP to begin with. So, are you ready to take this thing down?

Sure! fires Ironman's hand blasters at Bowser Eat this, monster! Bowser loses 10 HP, but immediately hits me with his laser beams, causing me to lose 25 HP Whoops! I should be more careful!

There, on your right. Barrier200. It forms a force field around us that will not break unless hit with damage over 200 or a Wind-Elemant Chip.

Awesome! grabs Barrier200 and forcefield appears around me Hey, uh… what's a Wind-Element Chip? flies into the air and slashes down on Bowser's head with LongSwrd, causing him to lose 15 more HP

Actually, LongSwrd does 80 damage. All the Regular Sword chips do. And, a Wind-Element Chip is Chip that has the power of Air behind it, such as the NrthWind Chip, which blows away Barriers such as ours. A Fire-Element Chip would have Fire, like that one to your left. It does 100 damage.

Ah, okay! Are you getting these from somewhere, or are you coming up with them on your own? dodges another attack from Bowser's claws

From a cool game for the Game Boy Advance that came out……..2002? It was a series that continued 'till 2007, the Mega Man Battle Network Series. I've played all of them, and they're pretty fun! Of course, there are no more GBA games anymore, but while they lasted they were great! I should show you sometime!

That'd be cool! :) fires MchnGun at Bowser again, but he incinerates the bullets with his breath Okay… that was unexpected. Hey look, an HPMemory Program! runs over and picks it up Ah, that feels good! Come and get me, Bowser!

Look at those three chips: Sword, Wideswrd, and Longswrd. Choose them in sequence from Sword, Wideswrd, and Longswrd, and they combine into the Program Advance LifeSwrd. It does 400 damage.

Wow!!! loks like a conversation between Sam and Nicholas… Don't you guys live like close enough to talk in person?!?!?!?! j/k

Sometimes. When we meet at church.

grabs longswrd chip and starts fighting ten Uruk-hai at once Take this! swings around, and makes the Uruk-hai lose 10Hp

Ian! Look over there! In the shadows! It looks like a wolf! What is it?
the beast steps out
Uh-oh. Cyberbeast Gregar! It's a living representaion of all viruses! When scientists created the Internet, they sealed off the original prototype Net, and the viruses there combined into Gregar! The scientists sent another Cybeast, Falzar, into the prototype to defeat Gregar, but no one knows what happened to him! Get out of there!