Brickmaster 2.0

gapes That's a… uh… big snake! But hey… the bigger they are, the harder they fall! grabs rocket launcher and jetpack (hey, remember those? :D) and zooms toward the snake

Lol a little bit. :)

SBG, Look out! snake smashes SBG to the ground with head Ooh! You were right though, the bigger they are the harder they fall!

YAAGH!! slams to ground Ow….. Okay, it's time for some REAL fighting! suddenly begins to morph into a large green creature with huge muscles HULK SMASH BIG SNAKE!!!!! (I apparently developed the ability to turn into the Hulk whenever I want! That'll probably come in handy. ;D)

Lol yeah probably. ;P :)

the Devourer smacks you with it's tail sending you flying for miles

Oh boy….

Cummon, you can't do that to me, Sam! Well, maybe I'll just do it to you…

the Devourer smacks you with its tail sending you to CHINA! :P Anyway, quickly recovers and runs back to the snake You wanna play it tough? Okay, let's play it tough! but before he can do anything, the Devourer devours him in one gulp

OOC- @Sam- odd question, do you a scripture typer account?

If he does, he's not in the church he's supposed to be! :P But I don't think he does. The reason I answered your question is because Sam won't be able to for a while… he's in Florida at the moment. :D Some kind of business trip or something. :)

OOC: I hope he can get back soon. Anyway, let's not get to crazy on here.

IC: stares in horror at the snake SBG!

Aw!! How long is he gonna be gone??:(

OOC: Not sure, actually. I don't think it will be too long, though. :)

IC: slides down the snake's throat AAAHHHH!!! lands somewhere inside the snake Oh, gross! How am I gonna get out of here? Wait a minute, I'm the Hulk! I can get out of anything! attempts to punch a hole in the snake's side, but the snake is very, very thick Wow, I guess this is going to be harder than I thought. Maybe I should try to climb out or something… tries to push his way back up the snake's throat

OOC: No he isn't! He's right here, the trip's tomorrow! But he shouldn't be posting here right now, he should be watching an Algebra recording in prep for his last Algebra test, so he's going!

:) lol how long is the trip??

climbs back up into the snake's mouth and tries to run out, but the mouth clamps down before he can Hey! Let me outta here! tries to punch out the snake's fangs

notches arrow to bow Let SBG go you monster! shoots snake in the eye

Devourer roars, then dives underground
Well, since Ian's busy fighting snakes, might as well leave!
I turn invisible and leave

I know what happens now. flies up Three, two, one. snake erupts from ground right where I had been standing

the Devourer roars, and burrows again
lights flash from my secret lab

looks over at lab What was that? looks around for snake Maybe I should gain more height. flies up again

an even BIGGER flash erupts from my lab, followed by a puff of smoke

Now this is just getting scary! flies even higher

a HUGE metal arm slams into the Devourer, and pulls it into the lab

eyes widen then looks up I can't go any higher!

you hear rumblings coming from inside the lab, followed by mechanical whirring sounds

looks at watch This is taking way too long!

suddenly, the ground opens up, and a HUGE robot steps out. It is black, with lime-green highlights. It's head has an enormous mechanical mouth, housed in a snake head. It's hands have razor-sharp claws at the end of each finger, and laser cannons on each shoulder. There are many smaller support cannons all over it.

SORRY PYTHOR! I NEEDED THE DEVOURER FOR AN EXPERIMENT, AND AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WORKED! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

eyes widen, jaw drops, and I squeak I think we'll need everybody who was in this before to defeat Sam!

sees Ian
Normally, I'd take care of you, but I have bigger fish to squish! Later little boy!
Robot walks away, sending out shockwaves with every step

looks at Sam strangely Little boy? I'll show him! flies off to radio tower Hey, can I use this for a sec? Thanks! speaks into microphone Calling everyone! Calling everyone! I need back up fast! If Rachel, Matthew, Sarah, and everyone else who was on this before please come immediately to help me fight Sam before he does some major damage! looks at radio man Thanks again! flies off I hope everyone heard that.

walks to New York
Well, since world conquerers seem to enjoy blowing up this place, I might as well join the ranks!
starts firing lasers at Apple building
Take that! This is what you get for keeping us waiting for the iPad 3 for so long!

Hey, stop that! shoots explosive arrow at Sam

the arrow does nothing much against the extreme thickness of my armor, except add a nice smoke pattern
Empire State Building? Nah, that's been overplayed. I do like stomping on cars though!
stomps on empty taxi
No fare for you!

growls Let's see if you can handle this! shoots an electric arrow at Sam

the electricity surges through the 'bot
Thanks Ian! Power is now at 400% capacity! WOO!
fires even BIGGER laser blast at Stark Tower

Okay, for this you'll have to go back a few comments. ;)

smashes one of the Devourer's fangs and bursts out of his mouth Finally! Well, now that I've got that figured out, I have a bigger problem… figuring out how to stop it! the Devourer rears back his tail, ready to smash me into the ground, when suddenly a HUGE metal arm comes out of Sam's lab and pulls it into the lab AAH!! What in the world is that? Sam's huge robot suddenly bursts out of the ground AAGGH!! Out of the frying pan and into the fire!! What now?!?! the robot stomps to NYC Oh no! I've got to stop it!

lol to everyone here…

And to think, you guys used to be riding bicyles, and jumping out of trees to yell "Boo!" at each other.

Ok i'm here. what should I do???????

OOC- Lol is right. :)
IC- ok we need to find a way the take out this robot… Or wait wasn't the point of this to capture Sam?? blows up a giant impenetrable force field around the robot.

smiles
You DO know this is a SNAKE mech, right? And what do snakes do? BURROW!
the mech dives under the ground, and comes up in a building
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
the building collapses as the mech smashes it's way out ot it

Wow! Now your destroying the world and killing Inocent people!! Lol jk!

Ha, destroying the world is even more fun than I imagined!
smashes billboard
Ha ha ha ha!
starts firing lasers at cars
Heh, like ducks in a shooting gallery!

shakes head and sends (whatever you are now) to mars where there is massive amounts of Alien life.

OOC: Okay, that is SEVERELY OP(Over Powered). You can't do that! Even SBG wouldn't do that! MOVE NULLED!

OOC: I have to agree with Sam on that one. Plus that's just a little too crazy.

sees small opening in Sam's armor I'm going in! flies through opening

OOC: Hey, it's not like you haven't had your OP moments, Sam! Remember that time there was a ginormous, ten-mile long alien spaceship, and you destroyed it in one comment?? :P

IC: runs to the robot and jumps onto it Glad that forcefield isn't there anymore! Now I've just got to find some kind of "DO NOT TOUCH THIS BUTTON" button or something. But knowing Sam, it's probably going to be harder than that… finds the same hole in the armor that Ian is about to fly into and climbs into it

Lol ok.. But tecnicly we could just blow you up with an A bomb. :) lol jk! and it's not like any of this is really realistic at all. :) lol

OOC: How do you know? Do you know what kind of metal I used for my armor? Didn't think so! There's WAY too many ramifications you have to think about before making such a statement Dani!

IC: the opening closes behind Ian and SBG
"Welcome to the Training Center. This area of the Destroyer is designed to help you augment your combat prowess in the event that the Destroyer is invaded by a hostile force. Level 20 commencing."
ceiling-mounted Gatling Guns begin firing at you

Wow. This is all going over my head. :) lol