What would happen if...

(Rule 8) No more explosions, please!!!!!!!

When was there an explosion?!?

a dog hen is a mix between a dog and a hen, to put it simply it has four legs with 3 "fingers", feathers, beak/bill, and a long slobbery tongue. You spell it doghen.

EDIT: I think you meant a dog THEN, not hen-right?

You throw up the icing because you ate too much. But you don't grow to full height. A dog hen........

Tries to eat you but u start pulling out it's feathers.

Yes, right. I ment to say "a dog runs towards you then"

One day you were walking down the street to your best friends birthday party and then….

U run into a wall, the end.

What would happen if we all met at nats?

We all died of laughter and excitement hen we saw each other.

yeah I think you'd all go crazy. :P

Lol probably. That was a short story. :) JK

You really like chickens don't you? You and your hens… BTW, what happened to the stories? Did we suddenly make this into a Social Chatting Place?

I think my "w" key is off.

I'm going to start a new story- and this one has to be two pages long before we can stop! (Sorry if that sounds too strict. I just don't want this one to end really fast like the other ones have.)

What would happen if you cooked dinner?

I would fail. Epicly. Lol Jk :)

My family would rant and rave and every crumb would get eaten. :D then…

You would run out of food. Then…
(If your still on want to go on chatzy?)

You'd go to the grocery store…

But as your buying all your food you realize someone is robbing the store! He has a gun!!!!!! But then….

You notice he's a food inspector dressed up for the next Call of Duty game coming out, and he's getting rid of expired food.

(Really??? :P Jk :),……)

(Sam- Did you see my comment?)

(Just wondering, but which "lead" are we following?)

Lol!

(Sam's idea is definitely a lot less realistic. So if we're going to go crazy like was suggested in the original post, we should probably go with Sam's comment.)

You walk up to the man and request the new game from him. He gets mad and tells you that he's sick of people asking for things that he can't give them. He picks up a rotten eggplant and prepares to throw it at you. Then…

You suddenly find yourself sucked up through the ceiling into a room full of fruit. Immediately, oranges start falling on your head. You…

…walk out of the room and shut the door

What door? you were sucked up through the ceiling!

She didn't say there wasn't a door!

True, true!

Why would you get sucked up through the ceiling if there was a door?

Why not? :)

But then you fall through the floor into a room full of coconuts. Then…

You began to make explosive coconuts to be able to get out of the room…

But while you're making them one of them blows up and the ceiling breaks and lots of apples start falling down into the room….

You grab an apple and take a bite…

…and something in the apple causes you to fall asleep immediately. You wake up hours later in…

your bed

But then a hole appears in your ceiling and something sucks you up into the attic…

(We're getting sucked into places a lot, aren't we?)

…and through the ceiling of the attic into the sky, where a huge helicopter is hovering. Whatever is pulling you continues to pull until you are in the helicopter. You suddenly find that you are surrounded by…. PACKING PEANUTS!!!!

(Well I had to think of something different then laying in your bed :))

The packing peanuts start jumping all over you. Then…

(are you in the helicopter?)
You try to walk out because the packing peanuts are tickling you, but you step out of the helicopter and fall. Then…

The flying packing peanuts form a shelf below your feet and push you back into the helicopter.

You decide that packing peanuts aren't that bad, mostly because they just saved your life. You step into the cockpit because you wonder who is driving. You see…

The giant packing peanut who punched you in the face at nats….

He recognizes you and turns toward you to apologize. But you think that he's about to punch you again, so you spin around and run out the door. Since the packing peanuts don't see you, you end up falling through thin air, and you have no idea where you're going to land. Then…

You land safely in a donut shop with three glazed donuts sitting on a plate in front of you. Then…

You start eating them but you relize they r made out of cardboard…

You run over to a near by trash can, and spit out the cardboard doughnuts :P You want a drink of water….

…but sadly the only water supply is in a cupcake shop 50 miles away. So you…

(really? terrible!) So you run over to the soda machine, and buy yourself a pepsi. Then…