What would happen if...

You realize your back has been broken, and moan numbly as you lose feeling in all your limbs………

you lay there wondering what to do. Then…

You feel better than you ever have been, and stand up. Then…

You wake up from your foul dream screaming……..

[How does that fit in exactly?]

You sit up and look around and see….

[There's no way you can break your back, and suddenly jump up without any kind of medical assistance So, dream works.]

[There's no way you can break your back, and suddenly jump up without any kind of medical assistance So, dream works.]

[True]

your reflection in a mirror, and realize that your hair is really messed up. Then….

you jump out of bed and land on…

a rug which slips out from under you, and you fall back on the bed. Then……..

you try to stand up again but you land on….

your evil cat slashes you with it's serrated claws, chortling with wicked glee……

You decide to burn the cat, and then go fix your hair. Then………

The cat jumps out of the fire (it now has eight lives) and attacks you again. So you dodge it and stab it eight times to make sure it really dies this time. Then you head out your bedroom door and walk into the kitchen. But suddenly…

…It comes back to life….so Madi comes in with her awesome cat bopper/zapper and finishes it off! Then…

you notice too late the cat's claws were poisoned, and fall to the ground in a convulsing heap. You black out…………

[really? don't you know with a cat bopper/zapper they can't get near you unless you let them??? :P Oh well…the story marches on. Just send someone to rescue me if you will.]

You wake up and look up and see…..

[ It slashed you earlier, Auntie Madi. Just read up. ]

[ You'd have to wake up before you could see anything. ]

[There…I edited my post]

the underside of the counter top. You try to stand up but….

you hit your head and fall back down. Then…

you try to get up again, but you find that your hands are strapped to the ground with black Velcro straps. Then…

[Just trying to keep it interesting. :)]

[Okay :)]

You try to wiggle your arm to get the velcro off but every time you move your arm another piece of velcro is added. Then…

Your thighs are Velcroed, then your calves, and then finally your chest. Suddenly….

you feel some pressure on you. You lift your head up and…

realize that the piece of the floor that you were on is floating out the door. Then…

you see a bear ready to eat you. Then……..

the floor that you are on slants upward, and you realize that you are on roller coaster tracks. You…

[Are you in a roller coaster?]

start screaming and frantically trying to get out but suddenly you slam to a halt. Then…

[the last thing you hear is the sound of a sniper's rifle

THE END]
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it starts off again, and you go down a steep hill, and through a loop. Then…

[You'd better be jk!!!!!!! :)]

you lift your head to see where the end of it is but instead you see….

It suddenly stops and you fall of and crash into a yanko_weasel

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I can for 9 minutes.

…you see that the track is broken, and that you're 400 ft. above the air, and there's no way they can stop it in time, and there's an open-topped aquarium with stingray in it right underneath you…

[Whoa! Scary!! :) Hey Nathan!]

[Ummmm….I don't know what to add….]

, and you start to fall, and just when you think you're about to crash into the aquarium you realize that the top is a clear trampoline. You..

[Are you still Velcroed down on the floor thingy?]

[I believe so.]

[Okay]

You it the trampoline and bounce back up and continue doing so. But then…

the Velcros let go of you, and you are able to stop bouncing on the trampoline. You…

start walking to the end of the trampoline to get off it. But then…

It starts to lower straight towards the water!