What would happen if...

You look around for a way to escape and see….

A ladder…. right next to the sting ray which you find out has green spots on it.

You start to climb up it but then you see that the next rung is broken. So then….

You try to jump for the next one, but you fall down five rungs instead. Then…

you slowly pull yourself back up to the broken one. You look up and see an enormous….

lever which might be an alarm. You pull it and…

the ladder falls apart. You scream as you hurl headlong toward the sting ray. But then…

a net comes out of nowhere, but it starts to lower. Then…

you fall into the net just as it reaches the top of the water. So then….

the sting ray stings you in the arm, and there's a black dot on your arm. You…

[y'all do realize this "you" person is me don't you?? :P]

LOL

[Madi ummmmmm…….okay…….. :)]

[if you go back to where I said I came in with my cat whopper sorta thingy it was taken from there and now it's me you're talking about and if that sentence doesn't make any sense it's because I'm halfway asleep. :P I wish…]

[ Yeah, you sound halfway asleep Auntie Madi. :P ]

[I am soooo tired……………………………………………]

[I thought we were still talking about this one person, who is basically all of us. I know that doesn't really make any sense, but try to work with me please. :)]

[lol…sure. I know what you mean :)]

start crying which leads to the water rising because of your tears. Then….

one person, all of us. That sounds like us! they stole our idea!

Okay, let's get back to the story. :) Then you heard wings flapping so you looked up and you saw an eagle swooping down to pick you up. Then…

You glare at the eagle, and fire your RPG at it, blowing it into a shower of sticky red fragments.

As you are flying above a steep cliff, the eagle drops you. You scream, and then…

[ I posted first! Mine happens! ]

you land in a giant nest!

[You used the asterisks though, and that's kinda confusing.]

[ Happy now?

And for the record, you didn't use brackets to indicate you were talking to me! ;) ]

No weapons!

But then the eagle falls on top of you breaking the nest. Then…….

[And for the record (like Sam pointed out before) we can't make sure we keep that rule if we don't keep all the other rules as well.]

[ Says who? We've done this before. Lots of times. Before you joined the story even. And, you spoke outside of brackets! ]

You continue careening down the cliff, followed by the eagle and its nest!

[ The eagle's been blown up. ]

[Oops! Your right. I'll go fix that.]

[his parts fell on top of you]

[And, that was speaking to me. I believe you meant to post:]

The eagles parts land on you.

[OK, the molecules of the eagle follow you :P ]

[ Yeah, I did mean the post]

[ Physically impossible. NOT HAPPENING! ]

[And of course there are no other examples of physically impossible things in this topic anywhere :)]

[ ……smiles sheepishly True. ]

You're buried beneath the eagle parts and can't move.

Then you tumble off the cliff into a bunch of moss. Then…

[Hey, our person/character/whatever is buried! EDIT: Is that better? :D]

[Don't forget about brackets! :)]

You try to get out, but something pulls you down. Then…

You are sucked through the ground into a dark cavern! Something wet and slimy reaches around your neck, and you can barely breath.

[Nobody's interested in this, either :)]

You finally fall out of a hole, and are covered in a black, and green slime. Then…

The difference between the darkness of the cave and the light of the sun is so great that it blinds you!

You crawl out and start glowing…