Jokes :)

Well, she was ALMOST right, but not quite. :-)

gives up what?!

Hey Liz, if you want to join the game, just send your email address to Carissa (her email is on her profile). Most of us haven't played it before so we'll figure it out together :) Only if you want to though.

Thanks Caleb! I'll certainly consider it! :) sounds like fun!
For now though, I work in the morning, so I must get sleep :P
Good bye for now!

Ok good night!

lifts head from pillow :) night!

If we're going to do this, we need to set a time that works for most people, so we can play. Or, organize teams of people who, because of time similarities, will be able to play together.

No, it's all done over email. Whenever you have time do your turn and then it will send an email to the next persin and then when they have time they do their turn and so on.

Oh. 'Kay.

I'm guessing baby pics are all the rage now, huh?

So will you do it? Please do it!!

Ummm…yeah…I wasn't going to put a baby picture of me up but they asked me to do it. Now they tell me I have to keep it up for a whole week!! facedesk

Oh. 'Kay. I'm guessing baby pics are all the rage now, huh?

That is the impression I'm getting :P

Do you want to play?

Hey…you both should change your avatar to a baby pic of you!

Play what?

Look on the chess topic. Last page. There's a link…check it out.

Is this thread for jokes or not? :-P

It's for jokes. Sorry. We'll stop.

O.k. Now, do you want me to tell you the answer to " Why do spiders love the internet"?

Yes, please do!!! I've been dying to hear! :)

Aaaand… she still hasn't said it. facedesk :P

Aaaand... she still hasn't said it. *facedesk* :P

I know!!!!!

Opens door for Brianna

O.k, O.K! Why do spiders love the internet = they have their own website! ( See what I mean?- Dani was really close!) :D

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?Mutters,"This one SHOULD be easy.- I wonder if it is……..

Because they would all start cracking up.

Your right, just not the right wording.

…They would crack each other up!

No, it's all done over email. Whenever you have time do your turn and then it will send an email to the next persin and then when they have time they do their turn and so on.

Game? "We love games!!!"

1.What keys can't open locks?
2.Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
3.What is the difference cat e between a cat and a match?
4.What grows up while it grows down?
5.What gets wetter the more it dries?
6.Why is a snake so smart?
7.Why do giraffes have such little appetites?
8.What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh an ounce?
9.What gets bigger the more you take away?
10.Which is richer, a bull or cow?

I have a lot more!

1. Donkeys, or monkeys depending what you're looking for. :)

Correct, but you forgot turkeys.

1. A tree?
2. A towel!
3. An elephant's shadow
4. A hole

1. Piano keys?
2. Because they say "Bach, Bach, Bach"?

1. Eh, you already spoiled this one for me.
2. I assume Margaret is correct.
3. If you need me to answer this for you, I'll never send you to start a campfire. :P
4. Nooo idea.
5. A towel.
6. I was not aware that snakes had a high level of intelligence. Silly me!
7. Nor was I aware of this fact. I thought as a homeschooler, I'm supposed to know everything!
8. An elephant. Of course it doesn't weigh an ounce, it weighs six tons.
9. See #4.
10. I do not believe that either possesses monetary wealth, but if you are aware of otherwise, please inform me.

:P

1.Correct
2.Correct
3.See #10.
4.See #10.(Jackson was wrong)
5.Correct
6.See #10.
7.See number 10.
8.Jackson is right
9.right
10.Do you want to keep trying?

LOL!! :)

10.bull. (Does this have to do with stocks?)

Your right, but do you want me to tell you the REASON your right?

Is #4 a root or something??

I don't know if I've posted this one before but here it is:

A vacuum salesman walks up to a remote farm house and knocks on the door. The lady opens the door and he promptly dumps a bag of dirt on the floor of her front room. "Now", he says, "I'm going to show you this super-duper new vacuum cleaner and if it doesn't pick up every single piece of dirt I'll eat what's left with a spoon!" The farmer's wife hands him a spoon and says, "We don't have electricity".

HAHAHAHA!!!!

I already posted this on social chatting, but as there were only a few to appreciate it at the time and it got buried rather quickly, so I thought that I would post it here for all of you guys' (and girls') edification and (hopefully) enjoyment.

A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's permit," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," The woman in the passenger seat quickly said, "He's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

NOTICE: If you are confused by this joke do not ask me to explain it. We have been through all of this before.

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I don't get it?

I get it. Lol! :)

XD That's great.

Yes, I know…your notice was directed to me. I get it though :-)

No.

3.What is the difference between a cat and a match?
4.What grows up while it grows down?
6.Why is a snake so smart?
7.Why do giraffes have such little appetites? (I don't know if this is true or not, its just a funny joke)
10.A bull, but do you want to know WHY you are right?

Oh dear, that is awesome! LOL!! Did you write that one?

No. I typed it out.
I don't actually write jokes much (the Bible Bee is the subject or inspiration of most of my jokes that I wrote completely by myself), I do improvise on a good punch line pretty often, but this one was pretty much completely stolen.

:)
Okay. Well, I like your jokes a lot.

LOL! (for real :)) - that one is really good.

1. Um…not sure… a match makes sparks when you rub it against something, a cat makes sparks when you rub something against it?
2. I have to guess that the "grows up" refers to an aging/maturing process rather than literally growing against gravity, so… a mushroom (the mycelium, not the fruiting body)? Or just about any fungus, for that matter.
3. Drawing a blank on this one…
4. Something about food taking a long time to get down it's neck? It must have something to do with the long neck.
5. Another blank.