Funny Sibling Quotes

Started by Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
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Rebeka B.

A short home video of little brother singing “B-I-B-L-E”:
Sister: Sing it _____!
Little Bro: Be, Be, Be, We, we, we, we! Bibol!
Sister: Good job!

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Rose Tyler

The boys are being silly, playing LEGO Lord of the Rings.
They find a flower pot (in full bloom) and put it on Legolas' head.
I look at it and say, "Look, it's Orlando Bloom! Li-ter-al-ly!"
rolls on floor laughing

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Rebeka B.

Little brother getting ready to go out into the snow: “Thank youz, Zar, for letting me wearz your big hat.”

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Dani(elle)

The boys are being silly, playing LEGO Lord of the Rings. They find a flower pot (in full bloom) and put it on Legolas' head. I look at it and say, "Look, it's Orlando Bloom! Li-ter-al-ly!" *rolls on floor laughing*

HAHAHA!!!!!!! LOL!

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2 Corinthians 5:17

This morning…
Tim (10) hits his funny bone on the table "Owwwww!!!!"
after he recovers No wonder they say no elbows on the table!
several minutes later…
Tim: Rachel, who invented the funny bone?
Me: Why, God did!
Tim: He should of made it a happy bone so you're happy when you hit it.

XD XD XD

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God's Maiden of Virtue

Peter (4) goes into Dad and Mom's room.
Peter: "Mom, when are we having dinner?"
Mom: "I thought Rosie was making it right now."
Peter: "No, she's just yarning."
Mom: "She's what?"
Peter: "Yarning."
Realizes that he meant crocheting.

LOLOL

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His Servant

Awhile ago my mom bought a package of red hot's at the store. Faith didn't know what they were, so someone in my family was saying to her -"Faith, they are really so you shouldn't try eating them" Right then one of the red hots fell out of the bag. Faith touches it, and instantly yanked her hand back, and said "THAT WAS HOT!"

:)

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His Servant

Oh, my, Sam! That's horrible. I'd have to ask my chore manager if I could request cleaning the kitchen for my chores, instead of cleaning 2 bathrooms every day!!

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Rose Tyler

Oh, my, Sam! That's horrible. I'd have to ask my chore manager if I could request cleaning the kitchen for my chores, instead of cleaning 2 bathrooms every day!!
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Rose Tyler

Taste buds all the way down to the fingers. jk
Be horrible if you're cleaning the toilet. :P
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facedesk

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Rose Tyler

The boys are playing with their new LEGO set (The Hobbit Mirkwood set).
Legolas and Tauriel are getting married o.O
Daniel: "What should Bilbo be in the wedding?"
Me: "The Ring-bearer!"

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Sarah B.

Little sister jumps out of bed early in the morning and lands on my foot!

Me: OUCH!!!
Sister (in a very small whisper): ^Sorry!^
Me: ^Your forgiven.^
We both start laughing because there is no reason to whisper after I yelled so loud. :P

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Mommy's Helper

Setting: All the lights are off upstairs. I'm walking up the stairs and turning my back to Mom and Dad's room as I walk across the hall:

Caleb: popping out of Mom and Dad's room ROAR!
Me: lets out shrill shriek
Caleb comes out of the shadows, and we both start laughing

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Rose Tyler

The theme song for Rivendell starts to play
Daniel (guessing the song): Rivendell!
Micah (mimicking Daniel): Rivendell!
Me: Yep!
Micah: Knew it!

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SavedByGrace

Not a sibling quote, but seeing as Sam just did the same…

Me: Mom, I finally finished The Return of the King!
Mom: Oh. Is that a… book?
Me: facepalm

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Hiruko Kagetane

Not a sibling quote, but seeing as Sam just did the same... Me: Mom, I finally finished The Return of the King! Mom: Oh. Is that a... book? Me: *facepalm*

Ha ha!

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Abigail Rose

(I was making glitter out of salt and food coloring)
Little brother, Simon: ohh what are you making?
Me: Food. :p :S
Simon: Can i have some, it looks really yummy!
(little sister, Jet, walks in)
Jet: That looks cool! Can i eat it?
Me: Yep go ahead!!
(simon and jet finnaly notice the salt is sitting out right next to me)
Simon: It looks like it will taste really salty! I dont want any!!

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