What would happen if...

[Okay, that is just creepy. So, should I go delete my post?]

[Okay, that is just creepy. So, should I go delete my post?]

[First, tell me what you know.]

[He likes to stalk, abduct and traumatize his "victims". He's tall and thin with long, tentacle like arms. And a blank, featureless face.]

[He likes to stalk, abduct and traumatize his "victims". He's tall and thin with long, tentacle like arms. And a blank, featureless face.]

[And can teleport towards you. ]

[He likes to stalk, abduct and traumatize his "victims". He's tall and thin with long, tentacle like arms. And a blank, featureless face.]

[And can teleport towards you. ]

[I think I missed that…]

End of story.

What would happen if you took a walk through the woods? You would…

End of story. What would happen if you took a walk through the woods? You would...

And, why would you randomly end our story? It's barely begun.

End of story. What would happen if you took a walk through the woods? You would...

And, why would you randomly end our story? It's barely begun.

Because she doesn't know what a weeping angel is or slender man…and we need to do a story that everyvidy can help with…

You would see some golden stairs leading up into the clouds. You would climb all the way up to the top and then…

Fall to a horrible death.

The End.

Hey, I thought you were just complaining about someone ending a story too soon! :P

Which is why I'm'a doing this. Fun, huh?

facedesk

At the top you step on a cloud but it breaks and you…

Fall to a horrible death. The End.

Fall to a horrible death. The End.

Amen and amen.

Start to fall…and fall…and fall…and you start to expect to hit the ground sometimes soon, but you discover that you must have fallen into the bottomless pit! Then…

You hit the bottom, and die a horrible death.

The End.

You are impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You realize that, and die a horrible death.

The End.

:P

Not sure whether to laugh or facedesk. So does both

I sincerely hope you didn't bite your desk while laughdesking.

Haha! No, I didn't!! :P

Replacing chewed-up wood would probably cost more than the desk. But, at least you'd have a good supply of toothpicks.

Laughs and facedesks I don't think I want those toothpicks!!!

Me neither. But, maybe if you let them dry out, they'll be useful. ;)

No, thank you!!!!!! I think I'll pass!!!! :P

Not mine, they're yours. :P

Well, then I think I'll throw them out :P

Waste of good wood. Maybe you should try making some paper? XP

Hey the wood served it's purpose I got lots of facedesks in! :P

Amazing. What kind is it? It must be tough, to handle you.

Facedesk I don't know…

And now you're slamming your face into the exposed splinters from the desk you bit? Wow.

Rubs face Ouch…should have remembered that… I need to go buy a new desk…

Ask Lizzy for one. She's good at banging her face against things.

Hmm…I should. Great suggestion :P

Start to fall...and fall...and fall...and you start to expect to hit the ground sometimes soon, but you discover that you must have fallen into the bottomless pit! Then...

Then the world turns sideways and you…

[Help me out here! :P]

Quickly crawl up the side of the hole while the earth is tipped.

But you almost fall in again when the earth tips back the right way all of a sudden. You run as fast as you can away from the bottomless pit, and trip over a rock. Then…

You land on your face. When you come back to consciousness, you realize that there are bugs running all over you, but they are not normal bugs. They are…

Purple bugs with pink heads. You…

Scream. But you realize that also was a big mistake; you end up with a whole mouthful of bugs. Then, you hear a sound…

crunch crunch. ….

[facedesk]

[shudders - you know, I think that was the bugs in your mouth all crunching up! :P XP]

You look up and see, through the haze of purple/pink bugs, a six-foot-tall, silver-gray, cat. Then…

[I couldn't think of any other sound!! :P UGH, Courtney!]

In an effort to be friendly to the cat, you say "Meow"!

[ wonders where she got that idea… :) ]

[I know…that's why I wish you hadn't said that!!!!! :P :P]

But…that cat hates that sounds, and starts barking like crazy at you…

You get up in a huff and start barking back at the cat. She seems surprised, and stops barking.