What would happen if...

You make a desperate effort to stand to your feet amidst the crunching, purple/pink bugs, and the cat kindly hoists you onto her back. You look around, and discover that you are in…

Candyland!!

[Oh, my. I would never have thought of that..you are creative!]

Then you look around, wondering where to go next. You see…

[in an effort to make up for the bug eating…. :P ]

A chocolate fountain !!

[I was just kidding… :P Well, I like chocolate, so thanks! ;P]

You go take a shower in it….[wait, I just ruined your better-than, didn't I] and eat as much as you can. You fall into a sugar coma, and when you awake, you…

"Oh, let's go swimming!" you shout. The cat looks concerned, but you jump off her back into the fountain. You sink, down, down, down; you can't get out. Then, your foot breaks through the bottom.

Find yourself covered in a sticky mess. You see a water fountain, and go to it to clean yourself off. But you're stopped by a…

[Let's go with yours. :)]

And you find yourself sitting on a ski slope. You're still covered in chocolate, so…

You see a house a distance away, and head toward it. Then…

A huge water balloon hits you smack in the leg. You whirl around, trying to locate the source of the mysterious balloon, and…

You realize that you are still in Candyland, you're covered in powdered sugar, and that house is the house of the bad witch in Hansel and Gretel. What's worse is, she smells you!

[Oh no! We've got three different stories going here! :P I gtg. Bye!]

(Eek!!)

You turn to run, but are stopped by a….

Bye!! hug

Bye! hugs to you too

You are stopped by the base of the chocolate fountain. The cat smiles at you, and you sheepishly climb back up onto her back.

The cat streaks off toward the house!!! You scream and….

Jump off the cat's back again. You start rolling down the hill. You are accelerating at 10 m/sec east [ sorry, had to throw my science in there :P ]

You hit large chocolate and rock candy boulders.

(Haha!)

You pass out for a few seconds, and when you come back you see….

A blur. Then, you realize the cat is shaking you like a rat does a terrier… or something like that… :)

She drops you when you yell, and you take off running.

You then fall into a deep hole and die a horrible death.

The End

You then fall into a deep hole and die a horrible death. The End

Facedesk SAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You run, and run, and run, and run straight to…

A leg, and you turn and run and run and run again…

You then fall into a deep hole and die a horrible death. The End

*Facedesk* SAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hint: Just ignore him. He'll stop if you just ignore him. It's an old trick I learned with brothers…and boys of all sorts.]

You then fall into a deep hole and die a horrible death. The End

*Facedesk* SAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hint: Just ignore him. He'll stop if you just ignore him. It's an old trick I learned with brothers...and boys of all sorts.]

[ I've given everyone my reasons that doesn't work on me except you. Shall I extrapolate?]

[Are you saying she's the only one who can ignore you? I beg to differ. :P]

A leg, and you turn and run and run and run again...

Into a deep pit. Where you die a horrible death.

The End.

(this poor guy must be an earwig or something, how many times has he died now?? xP jk)

(Or a cat.)

[Are you saying she's the only one who can ignore you? I beg to differ. :P]

[ I'm saying that ignoring me in an attempt to cause me to stop teasing/annoying is pointless, because it only makes me tease you more. ]

(true, but an earwig would make more sense since he was riding a cat at one point.)

[Does it? Don't remember that ever happening with me. :P]

(True.)

[ Only because I don't really tease you. :P ]

['Cuz I'm not worthy, or 'cuz you don't know how? :P]

A leg, and you turn and run and run and run again...

Finally you fall down in utter exhaustion from so much running, and your face lands in a bowl of purple jello. Then…

…you lick up the jello that got on your face, then try to stand up to get your bearings. But you find this very difficult, as you have plummeted off a cliff into a giant lake of jello. You wonder how you will get out of it, but then suddenly…

It transforms into a lake of lava, and you die a horrible death.

The End.

Or at least, you think that's what is going to happen. But just as the spot you're standing on begins to turn to lava as well, a huge eagle suddenly grabs you and lifts you into the sky.

Which then sinks it's beak into the back of your neck, and you die a horrible death.

The End.

But the eagle's beak strikes the top edge of your mail shirt. Surprised, it drops you down into the lava. Before you hit the fiery lake, though, a railroad track appears out of nowhere on the lava, and a train comes zooming by. You fall right into the control room, which appears to be unmanned.

But, because you fell that far, you hit the floor of the control room hard, and die a horrible death.

The End.

Fortunately, a thick mattress is sitting directly where you land. Unfortunately, someone else is lying on the mattress, and you crush him. He screams in pain and throws you off. Then he runs at you, but misses you and hurls himself into the lava. Cringing, you turn toward the front of the train. You see that the lava is now moving behind most of the train and you are heading toward a huge city with giant towers.

But the bridge connecting the railroad to it is out, and you fall and die a horrible death.

The End

As you plummet, you are thrown toward the back of the room and hit a large red button. This ejects the engine from the rest of the train, and you are propelled by rockets into the sky. You see a parachute in a corner, grab it, and jump out with it. You land softly on some grass and begin heading toward the large city.

[I can't tell you how hard I was laughing…]

You then fall into a deep hole and die a horrible death. The End

*Facedesk* SAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hint: Just ignore him. He'll stop if you just ignore him. It's an old trick I learned with brothers...and boys of all sorts.]

[ I've given everyone my reasons that doesn't work on me except you. Shall I extrapolate?]

Please.

[I can't tell you how hard I was laughing...]

Same here! I really need to go into a different room so I can let all my laughter out…:P :P

Besides…even if it doesn't work on you, it'll work on her. :P :)