Funny Sibling Quotes

We were trying to figure out where something came from that Jared had. We asked: "Who was it?"

Him: "At your friends house."

Us: "Who?"

Him: "The one with the two boys and two girls."

"Oh, those friends." facedesk

Rachel announced that we two are watching Prince Caspian for our movie day.

Everyone's face falls. Especially Christa's; she just stared at us with the most crestfallen, woebegone face :)

Me: "So what happens to the old skins when you get new ones?"
Rissa: "The dead skin cells just fall on the floor and stay there."
Me: "Nasty!"
Ashley: "Thats why your not supposed to eat stuff off the floor. It has everyones dead skin on it!"
Me: Uhhh, Whooops! (I eat stuff from the floor all the time and dont give a crap about it.) So last night when I flung the ice cream on the floor, and then ate it, I actually ate what used to be somebody????? 0.o"
Rissa: "Your a cannibal!!"
Mom: You also ate all the mud and dirt you all tracked in the house from your hike!
Me: "Gulp!

Okay, that's not really completely true…. but…. not pleasant to think about just the same. If you don't eat things off the floor I'm sure you'll be a lot better off.

Lol! That's disgusting xP I definitely wouldn't eat ice cream off the floor! (Only dry things like chips or popcorn)

Lol! That's disgusting xP I definitely wouldn't eat ice cream off the floor! (Only dry things like chips or popcorn)

At the airsoft game everyone was dropping food on the floor and we went around eating it saying "Yummy! free food!" :P

My sister: It’s so funny, Sarah. When we compare our hair we hold it up close, when we compare our hands we hold them together, when we compare our feet we do the same… how come we don’t do it with our tongue and eyes?
Me (laughing hard): face sink and dirty dishes
My sister: Are you that thirsty Sarah???

mud and dirt fall into the category of minerals so it was probably OK (possibly even healthy).
as for the skin that falls on the floor, it merely gets kicked in to the dusty corners as dust. soooooooo don't worry about it .
~(I LOVE ice creme thats been on the floor)~

Yuuuuuuckkk. Well, I guess it will help build up your immunity…or something. xP

Lol! Umm, use common sense, sister! xD

Abigail: "Can I have more tater toters?" (Tater tots)
XD

xP

This isn't a sibling quote, but it's funny anyway…

Me: This is my little brother. His name is Taylor.
Girl: What is his Juliette name?
Me: Umm, I don't know what that means. What's your Juliette name?
Girl: Juliette! (In this, of course kind of tone)
Me: (pointing at girl's sister) What's her Juliette name?
Girl: Just Juliette!

Later I was talking to her dad and found out that her middle name is Juliette, so she calls middle names Juliette names. xP

Wow, that's hilarious! xD What's your Juliette name? Haha!

Every Easter my family uses the "Resurrection Eggs." They are a dozen plastic Easter eggs and each one has something in it that has to do with Jesus' death and resurrection. The first one is filled with silver coins (you know, Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 silver coins?), and the last is empty, since Jesus is alive and is no longer in the tomb!!

Anyways, we got to the one that has the whip. My dad asked my little siblings who whipped Jesus.

My 5-year-old brother shouted, "Judas!!"

xD

Me: (after winning two games of Dutch Blitz by 30+ points) Anything you can play, I can play faster, I can play anything faster than you.

Rachel: No you can't.

Me: Yes, I can, yes, I can, yes, I can!

Haha!! Hmm, maybe I'll just watch y'all if you play Dutch Blitz at nats… xP jk

@Emmy: Oh, we have those resurrection eggs too! :D

Neat! Even though we've done them every year for as long as I can remember, we still don't always guess right about what's inside! (Unless we cheat when the eggs are a light color and we hold them up to the light xD haha!)

Belle. xD What's your Juliette name?

Pretty! Christa is my "Juliette name." xD

My youngest sister's name is Christa.

Cool! Give her a high-five for me :D

Will do :)

I almost ate a piece of pineapple off the church floor once.

Auggghhh. :P But that's still not as bad as ice cream!

I was about to eat it when one of the boys asked to eat it. so I gave it to him. :). I'd eat ice cream off the floor any day too!!

Yeahhhhhh. xP

Here's a silly quote from me from when I was little : 'Hopsital'. ☺

:-D. I got your letter, will be replying soon.

Ohhhh, the joys of little children trying to prounounce that word! xD

Aw, that's pretty! I like that name. :)

Some of the gun noises -little- boys can make…

yeah. One of my brothers can replicate the noises of an entire percussion section.

Once I had a gun misfire and it went blamp blamp. ~a combanation of bang and pow~

So we're watching Frozen at home on Saturday night, and we come to the part when Anna jumps in front of her sister before Hans brings down his sword on her - and she freezes to solid ice. And Jude (our 2 YEAR OLD!!) goes, "Oh. My." We were so shocked that he totally understood what was going on! O.O

Thank you :)

We were all slap happy BC we were eating mangos, our favorite food in the whole word (I lied about the ice cream.), and THAT was a funny siblings quote! We don't remember what anyone said though,

Here's a **silly** quote from me from when I was little : 'Hopsital'. **☺**

When my dad was little, he couldn't say "Spoon" and Sarah's dad and his brother Laughed at him BC he would say "oon" instead! :p

So we're watching Frozen at home on Saturday night, and we come to the part when Anna jumps in front of her sister before Hans brings down his sword on her - and she freezes to solid ice. And Jude (our 2 YEAR OLD!!) goes, "Oh. My." We were _so_ shocked that he totally understood what was going on! O.O

Your mommy told me he likes Batman, If he likes Batman, he's a smart kid. This, should be no surprise.

Simon starts running away!
"Its the wind! The wind! Quit it wind!"

Actually, he is very smart for his age. xP But are you saying that anyone who does not like Batman isn't smart?

Emmy, what's the name of your church, and does it have a website?

Emmy, what's the name of your church, and does it have a website?

Don't tell her! She gonna be stalking you!
No one can stalk me from the name of my church! Haha!

Actually, we are church-hopping now :/

Our church "multi-vided" into two new churches, and we are no longer a part of either (expect my older brother, who stayed with one of the new church plants). Sorry that I can't help you with that :(

I don't think the new churches have websites yet, but I can check…

xP

Okay, here's the website for one of the new churches (this is the one my brother is a part of): http://gcfjohnstoncounty.org/
It's a small family-integrated church that meets at the CYT building ;)

I don't know the website for the other one (if there is one).

So right now you guyses are going to random churches trying to find one?
We did that a while, like 6 months!

Well, not "random" churches. We ask other friends about their churches and visit the ones that others' seem to like. So far we haven't found any that we really love, though :(

Yeah, it's not the most fun thing in the world. :/

We were doing that for 2 years. :-(

Well, not "random" churches. We ask other friends about their churches and visit the ones that others' seem to like. So far we haven't found any that we really love, though :( Yeah, it's not the most fun thing in the world. :/

Yea its really awkward here, BC like all the churches only have like 3 people (no joke!) And then we come in with our family and there is 7 of us…And all the churches believe really crazy things! Its weird! That's why my dad started one in our house.

I went to AWANAs with my Grandma last night and had a really good time with my good friend, Alina. Anyway, there were six boys there last night, and one girl (normally there are at least five girls). So Alina told the little girl, "You need to be at the back of the girls line this time. It's not right that you're always the leader." The little girl gave her a confused look, like she was going to cry. My friend's sister, Grace, (who is a teaser all around) came up and said, "Don't worry about it, Olivia. Just be sure you tease Alina back!"