Funny Sibling Quotes

Wow. The churches here aren't nearly that bad, but we just don't love any of them.

Hopefully we'll find a new church family soon, though :)

If you're in Ohio, check out heritagerbc.com !!!!! (That's where we go.)

BTW, NOT heritagerbc.org. There is one, actually :)

This is not a sibling, it's me. xP While I was outside working…

"What I really need is a bucket." trips over bucket filled with goat feed that wasn't supposed to be there "What is that doing there???" suddenly realizes "Oh…… Speaking of which……"

Yes, I have a ^(newfound or not, I cannot tell; God knoweth;)^ habit of talking while I work, either to myself or to the animals I'm working with. xP

Haha! :D

Little brother was terrified of Grandpa from the time he stepped in the door. He clung to me tight. After a while he got brave but still wouldn’t go near Grandpa. I was busy with something when I suddenly heard the little guy take a tumble down the stairs. He ran over to Grandpa crying saying, “Head, head” and patting his head… and he hasn’t been scared of Grandpa since.

What do you think of that?

My sister: Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, can we watch Hail… I mean….Snow- I mean… Frozen, tonight?"

Little brother was terrified of Grandpa from the time he stepped in the door. He clung to me tight. After a while he got brave but still wouldn’t go near Grandpa. I was busy with something when I suddenly heard the little guy take a tumble down the stairs. He ran over to Grandpa crying saying, “Head, head” and patting his head… and he hasn’t been scared of Grandpa since. What do you think of that?

Ha! So he won't be scared of us if we shove him down the stares!? Lol!

This isn't really a funny sibling quote, more like funny sibling story.
So once upon a time I was in DC, we were hiking around at a park in the woods. Me and my sister and brother were running through the woods and getting oureselfs lost while every one else was was walking the trail. Somehow my mom and my grandpa managed to find us surrounded us, and take pictures of us. Me and my sister hate pictures of us. "Turn to grandpas camera rather then moms!" Said me. "Grandpa doesn't have a Facebook to upload them to!" So we were running away backwards, hiding behind trees, trying to avoid my mom taking pictures of us faces. Grandpa got a bunch though.
Last night, mom was talking on the phone with him.
"Do you think you could sent me all the pictures you took in DC?*
" Nooooooo!" Said me.
But then mom told him how to email pictures -_-

Blockquote>Us and rissa at the resort in DC
Just got done swimming and going back up to the room, Just got off the elevator, Our room is like a mile down the hall.
Rissa: "Lets race!"
"Ok! Go!"
Abigail is half a mile ahead of the slow Marissa!"
*Turns the corner
Runs smack into a security guard!
Security guard: "Hey! Slow down!"
Me: ^Oh ok…^
Security guard: "Hey wheres yalls shoes at?!"
RIssa: holds up her shoes. Right here!
security guard: Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT DEM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abigail stares at the ground guiltily BC she has no shoes

Marissa: Shhhhh!! Not a word to the parents!!</blockquote>

This still be the best story from DC!

Haha! Nice job! ;-)

But you have to wear shoes in a hotel?? I don't at nats…I always take them off so I can race my brother… :P

Bethany is out on the back porch talking to David and I. A wasp started flying around her head so she starts waving her arms frantically trying to get rid of it. And she yells really loud (meaning to yell 'kill it!') "KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And of course the neighbor had to be outside right then…

Haha! Nice job! ;-) But you have to wear shoes in a hotel?? I don't at nats...I always take them off so I can race my brother... :P

Lol I guess you do!
But the funny thing is, my little bro and sis always runed around without shoes!
Only the teens Get yelled at for it! xP

Haha! Nice job! ;-) But you have to wear shoes in a hotel?? I don't at nats...I always take them off so I can race my brother... :P

Lol I guess you do! But the funny thing is, my little bro and sis always runed around without shoes! Only the teens Get yelled at for it! xP

Facedesk Maybe that's why we never get told to put them on…cause he wasn't a teen then and I don't look like I'm old enough to be a teen… facedesk Naw! We never saw security guards xP

Lucky! You didn't see one!
I ran into one!

Haha! Nice! :P

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I nearly died of laughter at that! That is so funny!!! LOLOL

^I was literally almost on the floor I was laughing so hard xD^

I nearly died of laughter at that! That is *so* funny!!! LOLOL ^I was literally almost on the floor I was laughing so hard xD^

Oh. My. Goodness…..hahahaha!!!!! I about died of laughter =DDDDD Poor girl xP

I nearly died of laughter at that! That is *so* funny!!! LOLOL ^I was literally almost on the floor I was laughing so hard xD^

Haha!

In reply to Rachel the Redeemed

I didn't even laugh.

My 14 year-old sister reaches really far across the van to rescue some lost object for my 5 year-old sister.
Littler sister: Mommy, Mommy! (big sister) roached really, really far!

Same little sister was asking the blessing for dinner (which was spaghetti) on Sunday night.
"Thank you God for our mosquitto - no I mean bosquitto - bisquetti…"

LOL!

Haha!

Then you need to lighten up - 'cause that was down right hilarious.

Then you need to lighten up - 'cause that was down right hilarious.

Daniel: "When dead things die, they shrivel."
Dad: "What happens when love things die?"

One of our many dinner time conversations.

Amusing. I know.

"Ahhh I'm so hungry but we don't have any good food! I don't know what to eat!"
Jet: "You can eat some Ramen Noodles!"
"No! I don't like them. I only wanted them yesterday and the day before, when we didn't have them."
Jet: "Um…ok"
"Do we have any pizza?"
Jet: "I thought you hated pizza! And no we don't!"

My brother this morning: "I had a good sleep last night."

I'm guilty of saying this too even though it's not exactly correct. :P

um… I hardly ever laugh when I'm on the forums. I don't know why. but I do say "lol!" a lot!!

I did not have a good sleep last night..

Lev covered in chocolate cake at the dinner table

Me: Oh, Levi! You are so cute!
Lev (in his cute way): Noooooooooooooo!
Me (using my baby voice, teasing him): Oh yes you are! You're adorable!
Dad: Why thank you, Sarah.
Me: Daaaaaaaaad!
Lev: Noooooooooooooooooo!

Last night we had a family over for dinner, and one of the little girls, 4, asked if she could play on my bed. I said, "Sure, if you don't touch anything on my shelf, because there are sharp things there."

After a moment, she came back out of the room and gravely told me, "I won't get on your bed at all, because then I would touch the sharp things."

Wonderful self control!

You own knifes?!
I'm proud of you!
:D

Knives, yes, but what I was particularly concerned about for her was my knitting needles (they are truly sharp/pointy) and my scissors.

That is sooo something my dad would say too!! xD

Mom: about a young neighbor kid "That young man needs to chill out. He was trying to knock down our basketball goal."
Dad: "Why was he trying to do doing that?"
Rebekah: "Because he's public schooled?"
Everyone tries to supress a laugh

jumps up and down LIZZY!!!!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!!! :-D

HIHIHI!!!!

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD
(Can you tell I'm happy to see you? XP)

Half pint: "I'm gonna go to mommy's restaurant, ain't me?
Me: Ain't me?!
Half pint: No me! Ain't me not you!

William (my little brother) looks out the window… "are those mumbo-jumbo clouds?"

(some of his older sibling had been learning about different types of clouds…cumulus, stratus, cumulonimbus, nimbostratus…and I guess that was the closest he could get. :P )

Christa was told at the table that she couldn't eat a certain article, so she snatches a handful of beet greens, tears a bite out of it, and marches off. Mom tells her to come back to the table, and she flops down in her seat. We all sit quietly for a moment, and then Daddy falters, "Well, I really don't know what to say… About… Eating beet greens in… rebellion!"

We all burst out laughing.

Daddy: They should put a verse to the tune of the BB finals song.

Me: No way!!!

Marissa, plays an odd song and sets her iPod down. Starts danceing awkwardly. Looks over at iPod
"Ahhhhh thats a stove!"
"I'm cooking my phone!"
grabs iPod and throws it across the room.

*Marissa, plays an odd song and sets her iPod down. Starts danceing awkwardly. Looks over at iPod* "Ahhhhh thats a stove!" "I'm cooking my phone!" *grabs iPod and throws it across the room.*

WHAAAA?!

She set her iPod on the stove and burnt it, :p

She set her iPod on the stove and burnt it, :p

Did it die?

Its already dead! She cracked a million times, the lights under the screen shattered so more then half of it is always plain white, and she pulled the home button off, and now it be burnt!
Can she still use it? Mhm!
Does our kitchen smell like apples? Mhm!

Its already dead! She cracked a million times, the lights under the screen shattered so more then half of it is always plain white, and she pulled the home button off, and now it be burnt! Can she still use it? Mhm! Does our kitchen smell like apples? Mhm!

That's hilarious!

We knew you had Deadpool in you!

Abigail! That is so sad! And so funny too! (the part about the kitchen smelling like apples!!!) xD