Funny Sibling Quotes

Which one, perzactly?

I believe its called roosters…
What r u doing?

I believe its called roosters... What r u doing?

Talking to you! and nothing else, besides sitting.

Well that's always funs! :p

I believe its called roosters...

HOT WINGS??? what kinds did you have? did you try the donkey wings?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease say you liked the eat-able fire. ^my sister doesn't^

Hey! I do eat some hot stuff… just not THAT hot! :P

The wings me and cousin ate was really hot! It made everyone's else's stomachs hurt!

Reply 1. It's just not the real stuffs sis…
Reply 2. Those morsels come straight from heaven! I can't believe you don't relish them…

1. You can eat mine. :)
2. Personal opinion. You can eat mine. :)

The wings me and cousin ate was really hot! It made everyone's else's stomachs hurt!

Awesome! I went there once. Dad and I ate the hot wing…. every one else ate celery ^and mild wings^.

1. Oooooooooh ya! yummy yummy!!!
2. Oh ya? Oh ya! yummy!

When we were driving, we saw a helicopter flying in circles, almost low enough to crash the power lines.
Uncle: "There looking for someone."
Once we get to the house two seconds later:
Me and cousin goes upstairs.
Cousin: "I did not leave that drawer open!!!! DAD THE PERSON THERE LOOKING FOR IS HIDING IN MY CLOSET I THINK!!!"

When my sister was younger, she liked to play with some small ornament sized chimes. She would pick them up, toddle over to my older brother, shake them loudly right by his ears, and say, "Listen to your ears!" You should ask him about it sometime. He would tell you it was SO loud that you almost could listen to your ears. ;D

One time my brother said when he was younger at a dinner of spaghetti… Mommy how can u make me eat this… U have put blood in it

little brother pretending to be something
Mom: "What are you?"
Little Brother: "Dead."
Mom: "Oh! What a joy you are!"
xD

Me on the phone with the little bro:
Me: "Tell me a joke, Bro!"
Simon: "You stink."
Me: "No I mean like a real joke!"
Simon: "You smell like a washing machine!"

Zachary, answering the question in his SS "What did Jonah say would calm the sea?" (or something like that): he answered: "the pariseas throwing him into the sea." (That is, the Pharisees throwing him into the sea.) He knows the Bible, but I think he got a little bit chronologically confused there. xP And I'm pretty sure I got his spelling right.. xP

Zachary, answering the question in his SS "What did Jonah say would calm the sea?" (or something like that): he answered: "the pariseas throwing him into the sea." (That is, the Pharisees throwing him into the sea.) He knows the Bible, but I think he got a little bit chronologically confused there. xP And I'm pretty sure I got his spelling right.. xP

lol!! :D

Harmony was asking Philip if she could have the remaining three strawberries. The conversation went something like this:
Philip: "Well, you already had seven and a half!"
Harmony: "I not seven, I two and a half!"
Harmony, a second later: "Oh, you boy."

Do quotes from my dad count to go on this thread?

Other people have put parent quotes on here, so I think it's fine :)

Other people have put parent quotes on here, so I think it's fine :)

Ok!! :D

This is the conversation that took place one time my dad went to the hospital. :D

nurse Today is your Birthday, right?
dad Yes, it is. I take cash.

Amaw was asking Zachary what year his birthday was in.
Zachary: "In…2007."
He gets corrected by others who say it's in 2006.
Zachary: "No, 'cause then I'd be already 8!"
Everyone: "You are already 8!"

Yesterday was his birthday, so I think he was still getting used to the fact. :P

Mama was swatting flies in the kitchen. Harmony walked in and said, "We don't eat flies. We eat salad."

xP Wonder where that came from. xD

Funny friend text quote:
Friend: "So did u do that fashion show thing with ur sis"
Me: "nah. :p"
Friend: "Lemme guess. Ur to manly to do something like that"
Me: "No! I have to use my regular quote! 'That's to girly!'"
Friend: "abby u say that way to much! You are a girl you know!"
Me: "yea…. :p"

My dad to a little boy named Ben who is 1 and never said a real word before: "Say Hello!!!!"
Ben: "Ello!!!!!"
Bens mom: "Awh Ben said Hello!!!!!!!!"
My father: "Yes! I got him to speak!"

At our Meckle family reunion on Saturday (can you imagine over two HUNDRED Meckles in one place?!), my five-year-old cousin was playing with another little girl. She comes up to our grandpa and asks, "Can you be her grandpa, too?"

This is my favorite Half quote from yesterday:

Me and rissa went down to the four wheeler shop to see Half.
Rissa saw a guy that works there: "What's his name, Half?"
Half: "Rissa." (In her little teasing voice :p)
Rissa: "Oh really?? Should I go say I 'Hi rissa'?"
Half: "Cody." sticks out her tongue
Rissa: "Oh is he nice?"
Half: "Nah he's really really mean! Slaps me!"
Rissa: "He slaps who???? You!?!?
Half: "me slaps"
Rissa: "Oh you slap him!"
Half: Starts trying to dragging rissa over to him "You slap him!"

This is my favorite Half quote from yesterday: Me and rissa went down to the four wheeler shop to see Half. Rissa saw a guy that works there: "What's his name, Half?" Half: "Rissa." (In her little teasing voice :p) Rissa: "Oh really?? Should I go say I 'Hi rissa'?" Half: "Cody." *sticks out her tongue* Rissa: "Oh is he nice?" Half: "Nah he's really really mean! Slaps me!" Rissa: "He slaps who???? You!?!? Half: "me slaps" Rissa: "Oh you slap him!" Half: *Starts trying to dragging rissa over to him* "You slap him!"

Lol!!!

I have two decorative pillows on my bed with words embroidered on them. One says "love" and the other "peace." This happened a few nights ago, when my sister and I were getting ready for bed:

EMMY: (holding up the pillows) Okay, I'm going to give you one. Guess which one?
JENNA: Ummm, love?
EMMY: Nope! Peace. So you'll have peaceful dreams and not nightmares.
JENNA: Aww! Thanks!
EMMY: I love you!
JENNA: I… have peace about you!

xD

I don't remember how the conversation went exactly… and no, they weren't my siblings.

Someone: "What are we doing?"
Someone else: "We're going to take pictures."
Someone: "But they've been taking pictures of us this whole time."
Someone else: "Well, we're going to get real pictures now."
Someone: "Oh, you mean the kind you smile and pose for. Those are fake pictures. The real kind are when you are really moving around and doing things in the pictures."
Someone else: "Okay! We'er taking fake pictures then!"

LOL I know what that's from. xD

LOL I know what _that's_ from. xD

Haha! Y'all are making the rest of us Bible Bee-ers who didn't get to come all the way up jealous of the get-together. WE have to wait for Nationals. :P xP But, the next best thing is hearing about it. :D

I was learning to drive between corn fields
Me: "45, right?"
Dad (who dose the rest of the talking): "you could probably go 45, the only thing we'll need to watch for on this road are deer"
pause
"and geese, and foxes. and there are guinea hens by those trailers"
I slowed down as we topped the small hill by the trailer homes. There was not a guinea hen to be seen
"well… there used to be."

Levi being playful… looks out the window and says, “Dogs! Gone!” grabs the curtain and buries his face in it and pretends to cry
Mom and I start laughing really hard… he gets offended (and I think he’s embarrassed) and starts banging my arm with his head

Ashley: "I feel the sudden urge to push someone off that cliff…"
Esther: "I feel the sudden urge to walk away from you!"

Ashley: "I feel the sudden urge to push someone off that cliff..." Esther: "I feel the sudden urge to walk away from you!"

That's what I would say xP

Ashley: "I feel the sudden urge to push someone off that cliff..." Esther: "I feel the sudden urge to walk away from you!"

This be funny!

I don't remember exactly what we said, but it went something like this:

Me: You hear that music downstairs?
Summer: When I first heard that music, it sounded like a tuna.
Me: It sounded like a what?
Summer: The tuna.
Me: What do you mean?
Summer: When I first heard that music, I thought it was the tuna playing the piano.
Me: Oh, you mean the piano tuner!

Oh, bother. I forgot some of it, and now I can't make it sound as funny as it was. xD

Little brother after coming home from fireworks: "big bubbles go BANG!" (and he said it over, and over, and over, again!) :D

Brother points to the number 111 on a paper: "That's eleven-teen!"
Me: "Where did that come from?"
Brother: "We made it up."
Me: "I can tell!" laughing

Oh! That's really cute. :)

Awww, that's adorable ;D He sounds like Abby– referring to himself as "we" xD

xP

Whitch one said this!? :P

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10 y/o bro: So if Brianna wasn't born during Bill Clinton, she was born when George Washington Bush was president.
Everyone: George Washington Bush? laughter
Good for Philip, he was able to laugh at himself. And now he probably won't ever forget what the 'W' stand for. :P Neither will l, for that matter, since I had. xP

Brother: "Whats head banging mean?"
Me: starts head banging, falls and hits my head on the floor.
Floor: "BOOM!"
Haymitch: MEOW! runs and hides in the corner