Riddles

Subordinate clauses.

ROTFL!!!!

What color is a regular piece of paper?
What color is snow?
What is the color that you NEVER want to get dirty?
What color resembles purity?
What do cows drink?

White
White
White
White
Water

White
White
White
White
Water

I've heard this before… :)

What do cows drink?

Usually questions like that work better in person. :(

What do cows drink?
Well, that's not the whole joke, and, like Courtney said, it works best in person. :(

I know, I just wanted to try it on you guys.

In reply to Courtney M.

Oh. :P

White White White White Water

Hey, hey, hey! You said "milk" before; you can't change it now! :P

I have some riddles; does anyone want me to share them, and ya'll try to guess the answer? :-)
I like riddles: I'm better at remembering what they are, and what their answer is, than I am at solving them, though. :-)
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Yeah, share them!!!! :D

Yeah, share them!!!! :D

Yeah, share them!!!! :D

Yes!! :D

Hi, everyone!
I guess I'll start out on some fairly easy ones, and I'll only give one a day to stretch them out. :-)
I'd start with What's black and white and red all over? but it seems like a lot of people know the answer to that one. :-)

What is it that is yours, but others use it more than you do?

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I know both the answers, but I'll let others guess ;)

I know! raises hand xP

IDrk about the 1st 1, but the last one is 'your name'.

Hi, everyone!

What's black and white and red all over?
+a newspaper+ :-)

What is yours, but others use it more than you do?
+your name+ :-)

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Another riddle:

What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?

Hi, everyone! _What's black and white and red all over?_ +a newspaper+ :-) _What is yours, but others use it more than you do?_ +your name+ :-) })i({

Oh. I thought the first one was a Bible…

Another riddle: _What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?_

Should I let someone else get it? ;)

Hi, Emmy!
If you want to answer it, go ahead. I'll just put up another one tomorrow. :-)
The Bible was a good answer to the first one, by the way. :-)

Hi, everyone! _What's black and white and red all over?_ +a newspaper+ :-) _What is yours, but others use it more than you do?_ +your name+ :-) })i({

Oh. I thought the first one was a Bible...

The first one can also be a sun-burned zebra. :D It is one riddle with two different answers. :)

Hi, everyone! _What's black and white and red all over?_ +a newspaper+ :-) _What is yours, but others use it more than you do?_ +your name+ :-) })i({

Oh. I thought the first one was a Bible...

The first one can also be a sun-burned zebra. :D It is one riddle with two different answers. :)

Or a penguin that's about to be eaten. :)

Hi, Emmy! If you want to answer it, go ahead. I'll just put up another one tomorrow. :-) The Bible was a good answer to the first one, by the way. :-)

Okay. A postage stamp. ;)

Thanks ;)

Hi, everyone! _What's black and white and red all over?_ +a newspaper+ :-) _What is yours, but others use it more than you do?_ +your name+ :-) })i({

Oh. I thought the first one was a Bible...

The first one can also be a sun-burned zebra. :D It is one riddle with two different answers. :)

Haha, yeah. It actually has quite a few answers. =)

Hi, Emmy!
You got that one right! Good job! :-)
Bear with me, peoples. The riddles will eventually get harder. :-)
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Here's another one:

What drapes us all in white, and bites without teeth?

Winter/snow?

Hi, Hannah!
Actually, it's frost; but that's close enough. :-)
I'll post another riddle tomorrow. :-)

I was, but am not, and shall never be again. What am I?

The past?

Here is a kinda riddle:
When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar ;)

When it's ajar ;)

Yup!

I like that one. :)

I like that one. :)

Oh good! Here's another: When is a car not a car?

Hi, Seth!
Yup! Yesterday I think was the specific answer, but the past works, too. :-)
Another one tomorrow! :-)

When it turns into a driveway. :)

When it turns into a driveway. :)

Correct! I assume you all have heard these already. :)

I guess so ;)

Riddle me THIS Batman!

What's brown and yellow,
Fat and mad,
And if you're slow,
Will sting you bad?

Riddle me *THIS* Batman! What's brown and yellow, Fat and mad, And if you're slow, Will sting you bad?

Some sort of bee?

You weren't specific, Amara. You gotta be specific. I give your paper a B-!

You weren't specific, Amara. You gotta be specific. I give your paper a B-!

It's a bumble bee.

You weren't specific, Amara. You gotta be specific. I give your paper a B-!

It's a bumble bee.

Ya gotta say it right. BUMBLEBEE!

You weren't specific, Amara. You gotta be specific. I give your paper a B-!

It's a bumble bee.

Ya gotta say it right. *BUMBLEBEE!*

Oops! Okay it's a BUMBLEBEE!

You weren't specific, Amara. You gotta be specific. I give your paper a B-!

It's a bumble bee.

Ya gotta say it right. *BUMBLEBEE!*

Oops! Okay it's a *BUMBLEBEE!*

Did I say it right this time?