Funny Sibling Quotes

Started by Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
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Shaggydog (Bloodhound)

Christa had some halva in her backpack, and they did a bag check because of it.... "Um, no, it's just candy..." He asked her, "Is it good?" and she goes, "Yes!" He gave it back. We all breathed a sign of relief.

can U please splain? I do not get it… :)

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Roy Phillips

Christa had some halva in her backpack, and they did a bag check because of it.... "Um, no, it's just candy..." He asked her, "Is it good?" and she goes, "Yes!" He gave it back. We all breathed a sign of relief.
can U please splain? I do not get it... :)

Sounds like airport security. to and from BB.
I've heard they don't like finding parsley ether.

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Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)

Christa had some halva in her backpack, and they did a bag check because of it.... "Um, no, it's just candy..." He asked her, "Is it good?" and she goes, "Yes!" He gave it back. We all breathed a sign of relief.
can U please splain? I do not get it... :)
Sounds like airport security. to and from BB. I've heard they don't like finding parsley ether.

Yup!

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Shaggydog (Bloodhound)

once at airport security my dad walked through the thing and it started beeping like crazy! (Backround on my step-dad: He is a tall muscular Arkansan and has a gun collection and I knife collection but is inda like a big teddy bear!:) So the police dude said to empty his pockets, and it did not look good b/c my step-dad pulled like, 8 knives.
I did not think he would let my dad on the plane! :)

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SavedByGrace

A few days ago my younger brother (age 7), holding his peanut butter and jelly sandwich up on three fingers, announced: "This is a perfectly balanced meal."

In spite of your preferences, I must break two of your rules in response to this comment. xD LOL

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Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)

Rachel and Jared were having a fight between Legos.

Rachel: "When do we die?"

Jared: "We don't die."

Rachel: "So when is the game over?"

Jared: "When we die."

Rachel: "Oh, boy, this is gonna be a loong game."

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Gloria

Rachel and Jared were having a fight between Legos. Rachel: "When do we die?" Jared: "We don't die." Rachel: "So when is the game over?" Jared: "When we die." Rachel: "Oh, boy, this is gonna be a loong game."

lol xD

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biblebee

I was kinda stressed out this morning about my jaw cause it wasn't popping back into place and so Amy was trying to help me.

Amy: It's not that bad, Carissa. Nobody's ever died of having a dislocated jaw.
Faith pipes up from the other room: At least not in our family!

Ellia is learning about all the states for geography. She came to Mom this evening…
"When are we going to learn about the state of India?"

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Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)

If you knew Daddy…

My biggest 'big sister' was being courted back in Dec. 2012. Daddy was giving Dave, who was courting her, a super hard time. And then she gave Daddy his phone number… He said, "Oh, boy, I can do something with this!" And then, after they were married, they came to her parents house, where we were staying. He was wearing a shirt that said 'Wretched', and Daddy shook his hand and said, "I agree."

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Sarah B.

I thought you were the oldest in your family? You have married siblings?
I must not be understanding something here…

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Evie, Child of Grace

XD That's funny.
Yeah, I expect what you said was funny in the setting, sarcasm often just doesn't come off as well in writing. :) And joking about your dad dying is….differ'nt.

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2 Corinthians 5:17

I thought you were the oldest in your family? You have married siblings? I must not be understanding something here...

She is the oldest in her family but I'm pretty sure she means adopted big sisters ;)

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Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)

XD That's funny. Yeah, I expect what you said was funny in the setting, sarcasm often just doesn't come off as well in writing. :) And joking about your dad dying is....differ'nt.

We joke about each other dying all the time…. Of course, at the end, we say that it would not be the best thing… We are just really sarcastic, though I guess it doesn't come off the same in writing.

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Andrew

XD That's funny. Yeah, I expect what you said was funny in the setting, sarcasm often just doesn't come off as well in writing. :) And joking about your dad dying is....differ'nt.
We joke about each other dying all the time.... Of course, at the end, we say that it would not be the best thing... We are just really *sarcasti*, though I guess it doesn't come off the same in writing.

I'm not familiar with that word, is it Italian or something?

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Abigail Rose

Me and my sister were watching I am legend and it was at the part when the dudes dog, Sam, got hurt.
The dude: "Sam! Come on Samantha!
My sister: "OH MY GOSH! SAMANTHA! ITS A GIRL DOG! I THOUGHT IT WAS A DUDE DOG!"

Edit: and now she says "My whole life has been a lie!!!!"

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Emmy

Me and my sister were watching _I am legend_ and it was at the part when the dudes dog, Sam, got hurt. The dude: "Sam! Come on Samantha! My sister: "OH MY GOSH! SAMANTHA! ITS A GIRL DOG! I THOUGHT IT WAS A DUDE DOG!" Edit: and now she says "My whole life has been a lie!!!!"

Lol! xD xP

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Rachel the Alaskan

We were talking about the Trojan horse today, and Jared (7) called it the Theologian Horse. XD
There was something else, but I can't remember what it was….

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Rachel the Alaskan

Jared: putting hydrogen peroxide on a cut that's a couple days old misses his finger Oops! I relatively missed!
That's a homeschooled child for you!!! :D

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Rachel the Alaskan

Me: is cleaning up Jared's desk so he can do schoolwork on it
there is LOTS of .22 bullet shells. Picks up one. So, where is your container for these?
Jared: I don't have one.
Me: Where do you keep them, then?
Jared: Just here.
facedesk Seriously. I did facedesk.

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Rachel the Alaskan

Your user name is so incredibly sad... =P

Just the way I feel. :::::(

;)

Hey! It'll be starting up again in 8….. 8?!?!?!?!?!?!?! sobs ….months. Or 7. Am I counting wrong?

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Margaret Eddy

Perhaps, but then I would have to write a parody off of Jonah 1 about running from the Bible Bee and ending up with a plane spitting me out wherever Nationals is next year, since I have written a parody on Jonah 2 and 4 already.

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Emily H

Okay. Hehe, I'd love to see that. Do you live in northern Washington, or more southern?
EDIT: I just realized that was way off topic.

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Abigail Rose

Me: "Mom, where does this thingie go?"
Mom: ignores me
Me: "Mom!!!!!!"
Me: "Mother!!!! Where do I put this thingie!?"
Me: Mooooooooom!!!!!
My brother: shows me his new tablet with Okay Google on it
Me: "Okay Google!!!!! Where do I put this thing!?"
Tablet: "….."
Me: "OKAY GOOGLE WHY IS EVERYONE IGNOREING ME!?"
Tablet: "……"
My brother: "well apparently my tablet hates you…."
Sister: "Ha! Well the tablet isn't the only person that hates you! Because I do to!"

….

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Mommy's Helper

Me: "Mom, where does this thingie go?" Mom: *ignores me* Me: "Mom!!!!!!" Me: "Mother!!!! Where do I put this thingie!?" Me: Mooooooooom!!!!! My brother: *shows me his new tablet with Okay Google on it* Me: "Okay Google!!!!! Where do I put this thing!?" Tablet: "....." Me: "OKAY GOOGLE WHY IS EVERYONE IGNOREING ME!?" Tablet: "......" My brother: "well apparently my tablet hates you...." Sister: "Ha! Well the tablet isn't the only person that hates you! Because I do to!" ....

That is a quote, and it's from a sibling, but it's not funny.

"Everyone who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." ~ 1 John 3:15

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SavedByGrace

I think you took the quote a _little_ too literally, dude.
You mean, dudette. :P

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.

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