That Moment When...

…your mom goes to get the clothes out of the washing machine, and finds a very dizzy snake in the clean clothes. He was clean, though. :-)

:O

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

…your mom insists that you include the YMCA dance at your party, and you're debating whether to use the original music and drive yourself crazy, or use the minion version and drive Mom crazy. :-)

...your mom insists that you include the YMCA dance at your party, and you're debating whether to use the original music and drive yourself crazy, or use the minion version and drive Mom crazy. :-)

Drive your Mom crazy! After all, it is your birthday party :P jk

...your mom insists that you include the YMCA dance at your party, and you're debating whether to use the original music and drive yourself crazy, or use the minion version and drive Mom crazy. :-)

Drive your Mom crazy! After all, it is your birthday party :P jk

Haha! Mom actually approved the minion song, so we're using that one. :-D

...your mom insists that you include the YMCA dance at your party, and you're debating whether to use the original music and drive yourself crazy, or use the minion version and drive Mom crazy. :-)

Drive your Mom crazy! After all, it is your birthday party :P jk

Haha! Mom actually approved the minion song, so we're using that one. :-D

And now I have approval for Veggietales Locomotion. This is going to be the weirdest coming-of-age party ever. xD

…you see what you think is a mouse hopping across the floor, but then you realize it's a tree frog, covered in dryer lint, disguised as a dust-bunny. :-)

…you find out that the hotel we're staying at for Nationals doesn't have microwaves in the rooms, so you decide to try to melt cheese with a hairdryer. (It actually worked!)

:o oh wow. xD

…the lady at the store gives you stickers……

...the lady at the store gives you stickers......

Lol, what kind of stickers? xD xP

The little orange "Thank You" stickers they give 2-5 year olds……

...the lady at the store gives you stickers......

to you???

Yes! x( xP

EMILY!!! Come join me on SC!!

doesn't believe ears

^^^Me too. :P

@Hannah: Aw, I'm sorry, I'm trying to do other things and really shouldn't be talking… Maybe after the quiz! :D

I could. Unless you don't exactly want me too.

Sure!

OKay!

...the lady at the store gives you stickers......

Lol! Some elderly folks just have a soft spot in their heart for teenagers… xP

...the lady at the store gives you stickers......

Lol! Some elderly folks just have a soft spot in their heart for teenagers... xP

dies XDDD

…you smell something burning and go to the oven which is heating up and find a tater tot that's almost on fire… xP

^(Just now happened. :P)^

She wasn't that old. xP lol!

Oh dear @Rachel!

One time my dad was toasting bread under the broiler, and left it in there for an hour on high…. The toast was definitely on fire. xD

Hahaha! I once turned perfect salmon into jerky by leaving it in the oven because we only needed the other pan, and then the next day turning the oven onto 450* and only discovering the dry, dry salmon when I went to put the other food in. :P :P

A couple years ago, my dad was making bacon, (in America), and he checked it, left it in for a little longer, and when the timer went off, it was pretty much regular charcoal. :( It tasted HORRIBLE! :( :(

One time my dad was toasting bread under the broiler, and left it in there for an hour on high.... The toast was _definitely_ on fire. xD

Oh my goodness…. XD I'm always forgetting about my toast under the broiler. :P

Hahaha! I once turned perfect salmon into jerky by leaving it in the oven because we only needed the other pan, and then the next day turning the oven onto 450* and only discovering the dry, dry salmon when I went to put the other food in. :P :P

Haha, oh no. xP Once we left a pan of Chicken Enchiladas in the oven overnight (because we made two, ate one, and forget we had left the one in there…) and then we had to throw them out. =( And for the record, my mom makes the best chicken enchiladas. xD So we were all sad to have to throw it away. :p

When you get to hang out with 3 real Navy SEALs for a week… :P
They of course didn't tell us anything about their personal life, ^Names/family life/ages etc^ but it was still the best week of my life at encampment!!!! ^Not just because of the SEALs, but I learned so much overall!!!! :D^ :D :P I had sooooo much fun!!!!!! :P :D :D

Hahaha! I once turned perfect salmon into jerky by leaving it in the oven because we only needed the other pan, and then the next day turning the oven onto 450* and only discovering the dry, dry salmon when I went to put the other food in. :P :P

Haha, oh no. xP Once we left a pan of Chicken Enchiladas in the oven overnight (because we made two, ate one, and forget we had left the one in there...) and then we had to throw them out. =( And for the record, my mom makes the _best_ chicken enchiladas. xD So we were all sad to have to throw it away. :p

Same thing happened with us! Except it was store-bought pizza… so I wasn't that sad about throwing it away.

Hahaha! I once turned perfect salmon into jerky by leaving it in the oven because we only needed the other pan, and then the next day turning the oven onto 450* and only discovering the dry, dry salmon when I went to put the other food in. :P :P

Haha, oh no. xP Once we left a pan of Chicken Enchiladas in the oven overnight (because we made two, ate one, and forget we had left the one in there...) and then we had to throw them out. =( And for the record, my mom makes the _best_ chicken enchiladas. xD So we were all sad to have to throw it away. :p

Same thing happened with us! Except it was store-bought pizza... so I wasn't _that_ sad about throwing it away.

Lol! Some store-bought pizza isn't the greatest, but I've had some pretty good stuff. ;) Like this: IS THE BOMB. XD http://www.palermospizza.com/our-pizza/primo-thin/pepperoni-pizza
Generally though, I like carry out pizza better.
Thank you for listening to my speech about pizza. I will step down from my soap box now. :P

Hahaha! I once turned perfect salmon into jerky by leaving it in the oven because we only needed the other pan, and then the next day turning the oven onto 450* and only discovering the dry, dry salmon when I went to put the other food in. :P :P

Haha, oh no. xP Once we left a pan of Chicken Enchiladas in the oven overnight (because we made two, ate one, and forget we had left the one in there...) and then we had to throw them out. =( And for the record, my mom makes the _best_ chicken enchiladas. xD So we were all sad to have to throw it away. :p

Same thing happened with us! Except it was store-bought pizza... so I wasn't _that_ sad about throwing it away.

Lol! Some store-bought pizza isn't the greatest, but I've had some pretty good stuff. ;) Like this: IS THE BOMB. XD http://www.palermospizza.com/our-pizza/primo-thin/pepperoni-pizza Generally though, I like carry out pizza better. Thank you for listening to my speech about pizza. I will step down from my soap box now. :P

Well yeah. I like our pizza lots better ^-usually-^ :P

JOIN ME ON SC!!!!!!!!!!!!

…your mom tries to make cooked chocolate frosting, and the end result is homemade tootsie rolls. :D

To carry on with the pizza theme…

…you go out for pizza and your siblings keep saying how much better homemade pizza is.

…you go to someone's house for pizza and your siblings keep saying that your pizza is better.

To carry on with the pizza theme... ...you go out for pizza and your siblings keep saying how much better homemade pizza is. ...you go to someone's house for pizza and your siblings keep saying that your pizza is better.

Saturday at Sam's:
Me: I'll get in line to order the pizzas.
Mom:
Checkout line: mom has two pizzas and is on the phone, she successfully makes it through checkout buying the take and bakes'.
Me: I said I was getting the pizzas… they have two hot pizzas at the front.
Communication failure… but we had 2 for supper and 2 for Sunday's lunch.

When you see a person wearing a shirt that says NATS with a Nike swoosh under it and have no idea what it actually means. :P

…you hear songs by Needtobreathe, Tobymac, and Rend Collective playing at Kohl's, all within the space of half an hour.

.. you remember that God planned this before you were born.

...you hear songs by Needtobreathe, Tobymac, and Rend Collective playing at Kohl's, all within the space of half an hour.

Awesomeness. :)

…your glasses are sooooo dirty that it's clearer to see without them… yikes.

I can relate :).

.. you remember that God planned this before you were born.

Amen and amen.

.. you remember that God planned this before you were born.

Amen and amen.

.. you remember that God planned this before you were born.

Amen and amen.

…you're secretly distributing Gos* lit. in a Commu** country (an illeg@l act), and a pol. vehicle suddenly comes around the corner toward you with blue and red lights flashing. shivers with excitement

.. you remember that God planned this before you were born.

Amen and amen.

...your glasses are _sooooo_ dirty that it's clearer to see without them... yikes.

That's kinda how it is for me all the time. :P