Jokes :)

uh huh…. :D

Yeah…I know :)

"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

LOL!!

One dark night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man heard their cry and came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe my story, ask the blind man, he saw it to.

A friend once told that story….its pretty good

Yep :)

"A redneck walking into Bass Pro Shop gets more excited than a 12 year old girl at a Justin Beaver concert!"
Uncle SI

refrains from asking a question :-)

go ahead

Thank you :) What/who is a "redneck"?????????????????????

LOL :)!

You don't know? a Redneck is a Hillbilly

Uhhhhh…and may I ask another question????????????

yesm

Okay…what's a hillbilly??????????????????????????

Look it up…search Redneck and hillbilly on the internet or dictionary. It's hard to explain

But don't want to have to look it up…. JK :) Okay…will do so…

aight

Thanks, Dani :)

I don't get it. I'm not very good at jokes. :)

Do u no who Justin Beiber is?

Why were there bones on the moon? :)

Cause the moon is made of cheese and they needed more calcium. Lol

Not quite. :) The real answer is–Because the cow didn't make it.

LOL! :)

"I can sing low - so low no one hears me."
"I also sing tenor - ten or twelve miles away!" :)

"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife over the telephone as his lame son walked in.

Lol

I love those kind of jokes

Lol!

Ha ha, me too! And my Dad is ALWAYS telling them, so I hear them all the time. :)

LOL :)! I love those also :P!

I was standing in the crosswalk and wondered what would happen if that semi didn't stop. Then it hit me.

Funny but sad at the same time :P :(!

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Lol!

When I first read that, it made me laugh out loud :D

For all you math people….

–

2 things I will never grasp in life:
-What to write in Birthday cards
-What to do when people are singing Happy birthday to me

:D :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! :D

LOL :D!!!!!! THAT IS SOOO TURE FOR ME :D!

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ahh, it took me so long to figure that out! :P :P I was like "that sounds kind of funny…but I don't know why…" :P

haha! :D

:D :D

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

I don't get it…..

LOL :)!

For all you math people.... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fe/9b/ce/fe9bce7d8649b305742e4c46aec2c22a.jpg -- 2 things I will never grasp in life: -What to write in Birthday cards -What to do when people are singing Happy birthday to me :D :D

To the math one: That was great!!!! I wish I could do that on my math!
For the other 2 things: TTLY

Okay, so no one here will be offended if I send you a birthday card that just says "happy birthday!!!"….Right?? :P jk

LOL :D Me too on the math! =D

Okay, so no one here will be offended if I send you a birthday card that just says "happy birthday!!!"....Right?? :P jk

I wouldn't be offended but it just would be ahem different :)