Brickmaster 2.0

A while back, our friendly neighborhood Spidey came in contact with an alien that nearly killed him. It left him, and went to other hosts, but S.H.I.E.L.D took it into custody. This is that alien! opens tube, and symbiote slimes over me Whoa! it finishes, leaving me looking like a black version of Spider-Man, but with claws Heh, nice! webs Ian's ankle as he's dragged away Thanks for the ride!

Aghhh! cuts the web and dives into the deep

No, not that! Now you've forced ME to go to drastic measures as well… opens handy-dandy backpack again and pulls out another green syringe I saw this a little earlier, but never had time to use it! But now… I shoot myself with the syringe HULK SMASH AGAIN!!!!

• jumps out of ocean in Giant Squid power suit* Ha! Now I got you!

LATER! swims to shore Now, where's Nicolas?

jumps from the sky onto Sam and smashes him ten feet into the sand HERE, SPIDEY!!!!

Drat! I didn't even get to you the serrated cutting suction cups. deactivates power suit

spider-sense alerts before Nicolas hits, and dodges Nice try, but ya missed! webs face Can't see through web can ya?

rips web off face YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY!! YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!!! pretends like he's going to punch Sam, and Sam dodges; then he smashes Sam into the ground

jumps down from the sky out of nowhere Wow the Jedi serum I found really works. attacks Sam with lightsaber

YAHH! rolls, lightsaber hits Nicohulk's arm, not doing any damageRats. kicks sand in Nicohulk's face LET ME GO!

I don't think that's going to happen. smirks

wipes sand off face, giving Sam time to kick him five miles back over the ocean YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH………. lands in water and swims to the bottom; finds huge anchor and swims with it back to shore

Come on SBG! You can make it! * gets knocked twenty feet down the beach by Sam* Ow!

swings chain of anchor like a lasso and hurls it at Sam, tying him up

Nice SBG!

What happened to him…?

I think you knocked him out.

Oops… maybe we should try to wake him up. splashes water in Sam's face Wake up! Sam does not respond WAKE UP!! picks Sam up and throws him two miles away

Great, now we definitely don't know where he is!

What about SBG's heat tracking device??

Sorry, my spaceship was destroyed. :'(

lightbulb pops up over head Hey, I've got an idea! My backpack probably has something we can use in it… checks backpack and finds an echolocator Great! turns it on and pushes button to echolocate Aha, I think I've found him! It says he's right over in that direction. points in the direction of where he threw Sam

walks to where the echolocator says that Sam is Oh Spidey, where are you?

(What started out as a foot chase, turned into people flying, laser swords, unreal chase! :D )

And a bunch of jetpacks, and some rocket launchers, and an Ironman suit, and a Battle Armor suit, and an army of robots, and the Hulk, and teleportation, and a black Spiderman…. :)

EDIT–Oh yeah, and ten pages! :D lol

It began at page 2! :P

And we still haven't caught him……

boo! jumps at you and then runs away

AUGH! Why are we all scared so easily?? Anyway, I'd like to chase you, but I just have to find Sam…. Where did he go??

I was hoping you wasn't going to start chasing me…that Sam wiped me out! :p Where is he?

That's what I'm trying to find out….

jumps out of nowhere on Rachel Right here! webs Rachel up There!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!

slams Sam into the ocean with his fist GET OFF HER!!! takes web off Rachel

Thanks! shakily stands up Boy, you're strong! You knocked him in the ocean with your fist! :D

Hey, I'm the Hulk. Of course I'm strong! ;P

I hope he's not unconscious and drowning out there!

He's Spiderman; he'll be back soon. :)

Flies out of no where and knocks Sam into the Dead Sea taste that! Lol :)

Sorry, I have to go for a while; you guys will have to get along without me! :)

Poor guy!

(My dad and brother has actually been in the Dead Sea! They said it tasted, well, nasty!)

starts up jet pack I got to go too…I'll try to be back! zooms off

(I might not be back for a FEW days, because we are going to a FEW conference! :)

Well, I guess I wasn't gone for as long as I thought. :) But it looks like I didn't really miss anything! :) Where are you now, Sam??

EDIT–Drat, I have to go again. And this time it will probably be longer. :) See ya!

spits out salt Here! slashes Nicohulk with claws RAR!

zooms by who's Nicohulk? And where did you get claws? throws instant dry glue on you

breaks instant dry glue with super strength RAHR! flips into air and slashes, then lands

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Seriously? Four comments in two hours?? I was hoping to come back to something interesting! :P

Anyway…. grabs Spidersam's leg and begins to smash him repeatedly on the ground HULK SMASH SPIDERSAM!!!

webs ground, so Nicohulk tries to slam into ground, but falls instead Aw, did da widdle Huwky faw down? Awwwww…….jumps off Nicohulk's back into air and starts web-swinging away LATER!

gets up and dives at Spidersam, but misses; goes tumbling down a cliff and falls unconscious until tomorrow night

See y'all later! :)

U won't be back till Tomorrow night!!!!!!! faints