Brickmaster 2.0

The speed limits only 40 Sam, and I can run at 70 mph! keeps running

Ian, I'll be there in a minute to help. Right now SBG and I need to get rid of this dead Uruk-Hai. I don't think that Sam's parents would like it sitting on their lawn.

On the street it's 40, here on the road it's….
looks at road sign
120! SEE YA!
zooms off

Lol I'll give u a hand. tosses Urk-hai into dumpster there. :) let's go hunt some Sam. :P ;)

Ugh, that Uruk-hai stinks! We've got to totally get rid of it. takes it out of Dumpster and hurls it into space There. That's better. Now, since I'm still the Hulk… charges after Sam

(BTW… how in the world are you riding a motorcycle with handcuffs on??)

hears a loud CRASH good question! :)

stumbles out of motorcycle wreck
Ow. Ow. And, oh yeah, OW! Kids, don't try this at home!
bites hancuffs
OW! Oh, C'MON! COME OFF!

stands on wrecked motorcycle Thought you could get away?

looks up and sees you
GAH! YOU AGAIN?!?
starts running
Gotta get away from these guys!

This will be a whole lot more fun if I didn't have the suit. takes off power suit I forgot to tell you that I'm really fast on my own power. runs after Sam

keeps running
I'm SO gonna get Ian once I get these off!
sees chainsaw near construction site
Well, might as well!
puts handcuff chains on chainsaw blade, which cuts them
YES! Okay,where's Ian?!?

BOO! jumps down from tree Whoa! Big deja vu moment!

AH! YOU!
tackles Ian
Okay, taste this!
starts smacking Ian with Nerf Football

catches up with Sam and Ian and jumps into the air, ready to slam Sam into the ground Prepare to–AUGH!!! gets hit by a strange ray of energy and falls to the ground as a normal human Erg… rats. Now I'll have to do this the hard way! grabs a Nerf sword and tackles Sam

stands all cool on top of a building watching the chaos commence

WHOOF!
pushes Nicolas off and throws Nerf Sword at Danielle
Think this is all funny do ya?!?

stands unmoving and catches sword in left hand. sticks through the roof yes I do. :P :)

gets up and flies into the air with Nerf dart gun Taste this! shoots Sam right in the mouth

laughs

BLAHRGHA!!!
spits dart out
Okay, NO MORE!
grabs fully automatic Nerf Stampede
TRY SOME O' THIS!
starts pumping it at Ian

tries to dodge all of the darts Whoa! Yee! Ah!

laughs again

Heh hee heh!
pulls out Nerf Longshot
Sniper Sam ONLINE!
Targets Danielle
Target found, target lock, FIRE!
dart hits Danielle

while Sam looks away I shoot him with a dart Gotcha!

peels dart off of cheek
Grrr!
snipes Ian with dart
HA!

darts hits me in the leg Hey! Oh, I'll get you! plucks dart off leg, flies down, and picks Sam up

Hey, lemme go!
sees how high up he is
Then again, it's actually quite comfortable up here! Do I get an in-flight movie? What about complimentary juice?

dart glances off harmlessly :P ha! U though u could defeat me!!! * pulls out fully automatic 4 foot tall Nerf gun with 1 foot by 1 foot darts.. *aims at Sam. fire!!!! darts hits Sam and sends him reeling :)

looks at Sam funny and then smiles Service coming up! tickles Sam

OOC: You DO know that that kind of gun would have to be mounted, like in a turret or on a tank, or something, right? looks at what he just wrote Then again, NEVER MIND!

IC:laughs uncontrollably
AH, HA HA HA HA HA!
Dart hits Sam
falls out of Ian's claws
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
grabs tree branch
Umph! Okay, sniper time!
pulls out Longshot
Okay, where's Dani?

I don't know, but you didn't get all of it! tickles Sam again

HA HA, STOP-HA, STOPPIT!
squirms and falls out of tree
Ow! Ow!
gets up
Ouch. That hurt.
pulls Nerf Sword out from back sheath
Okay, y'all want it? BRING IT ON!

grabs two Nerf swords You were saying? twirls swords

OCC- I don't need a mount. I'm just that awesome. :P lol jk. BTW- do u know naraluke came out with another chapter and u have a light saber but u haven't done anything with it yet. :)

IC- grabs gun/turret/tank and disappears through the roof. :)

laughs again from behind Sam's house. BTW- sorry about the hole I put in your roof. :P :)

slashes at Ian
I'll let my sword speak for me!

blocks Sam's attack, and speaks coolly I can still defeat you. lunges at Sam

slides blade under Ian's, then flicks in a clockwise motion, sending Ian's blade to my right side
Yeah, sure, keep thinking that!
slashes diagonaly at Ian

watched Ian parri Sams blow from around the corner. Then disappears sudenly

Hey, Ian, watch out; you're fightin' with a sword expert!! pulls out Nerf mace But how can an expert hold up against TWO opponents?? slashes at Sam

Let's get him! gets behind Sam

rolls under Nicolas' mace
Nice try, but no cheap shots for you!
quickly spins with sword
SPIN ATTACK!

leaps out of the way Don't get dizzy! chuckles

staggers
Whoof……maybe spinning isn't such a good trick…..
swipes at Ian
Yah!

blocks Sam's blow That was good, but can you take this? twirls sword until it is a blur YAAAAAHHHHH!!!! rushes forward

sidesteps and trips Ian
More haste, less speed bro!

Lol

attacks Sam from behind Didja forget I was here?

uses wings to recover quickly And didja forget that I had these? attacks from above

sidesteps again, causing Ian to crash into Nicolas
Ouch, crash landing!
runs off snickering
Ha ha ha, LATER!